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DALLAS STARS @ MINNESOTA WILD GAME THREAD
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FIRST FOR S T A R S
Dubnyk is back(up)
LET'S GO
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Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
laughing SO HARD at Norway not being good enough to be in the WJC
>fssw+
i still don't know which cable jew carries that channel
>almost 2018
>paying to watch NHL
shiggy diggy
GET FUCKED LMAO
>it's another "Defenders make Stalock do all the work" episode
Is there any state that is more eternally cucked than Minnesota?
>10 players on the WJC team
>5 division 1 NCAA hockey colleges
>the most NHL players of any state
if your team has any players from Minnesota or any who played college hockey in Minnesota you need to shut the fuck up right now
>Does the WJC team win gold medals?
>3 of those 5 have never won championships, and they've won three since 1979
>Golden Chokers in charge of beating Holy Cross, Yale, or Union
>Muh 4th liners
FUCK YOU DALLAS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Does the WJC team win gold medals?
they fucking won one last year and are the favorite to win this year
i don't but my xbox one browser is acting up so i have to watch on my lapton
>Muh 4th liners
Brock Boeser?
michigan eternally buttmad
>His hockey team moved to Dallas
>and won a Cup there
And I still went out to my local outdoor rink and had a great time playing hockey all day long
and have done nothing since
and what did the north stars do in 36 years?
what have the wild done since coming back?
>people being triggered by little 'ol Minnesota
I love it
>more goals vs Vasilevskiy than the Wild
sup lads how’s bishop
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSS
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>DallASS South Stars
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
10 SECONDS
Why cant Greenlay die in a car crash so Walz does every broadcast? He clearly is rusty but in time he would be great he has 10x the hockey mind Greenlay ever had.
10 SECONDS
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One of these teams in going to score in the first 10 seconds of the 3rd.
These identical numerals confirm
why the fuck is Dubnyk still the """number 1""" goalie? he just fucking stands there and relies on his size.
Stalock actually fucking moves around and play the puck!
gay
Even a trip of dubs won't will that though. Out of time.
Finlandu
Fuck
hello
hi
just got back from cub, forgot to pick up toothpaste
dummy
i feel dumb desu, gonna have to run tomorrow
Did you pick up a bag of oranges/clementines/tangerines whatever you want to call them?
Will the mild ever get more powerplays than an opposing team?
what's that thing on Mikko Koivu's face
pimple?
'no'
-gary
>goal song is from these guys
Lost to Saku during the Feats of Strength on Saturday
Dubs and the Stars score 2 more goals in regulation
kek
I didn't know they celebrated Festivus in Finland
Goal song is this man, greater than you could ever wish to be.
LET'S GO CRAZY
git fukt
you can keep the Stars, Texas. we got a new better team.
And then again come this weekend.
>fucking abstract team name
>no Cups
vs.
>Name that still fits Texas even stealing it from Minnesota
>1 Cup
GET FUCKED DALLAS
don't make us look stupid you fucking moron
that's sad
>this damage control
THE ONLY ONE YOU'LL EVER GET
GET FUCKED
Don't worry I'm done with you.
Fucking this
Just because is a cuck doesn't mean he's wrong
leave my state
>my state
you leave too
>we got a new better team
>0 finals appearances
>0 cups
>best result is a sweeping shitstomp by the ducks in the wcf
>only scored once
wew
hey let me know when you win a Cup with a team that wasn't developed in Minnesota and sold to Texas by a greedy owner ok?
let me know when you win a Cup without Mike Modano.
let me know when you win a Cup
or even beat dallas in the playoffs
Let me know when you win a championship in something that isn't dykehoop
>hey let me know when you win a Cup with a team that wasn't developed in Minnesota and sold to Texas by a greedy owner ok?
>nobody had the balls to kill norm
>nobody stopped norm
>one man literally cucked 5 million people
holy wew, guess the skandicuck genes meme is real
yes please more sunbelt and defeatist Minnesotan tears
it nourishes me