It's another "39-year-old Hall of Fame LB joins the Pats to chase a ring only to fall short in the Super Bowl and then...

>it's another "39-year-old Hall of Fame LB joins the Pats to chase a ring only to fall short in the Super Bowl and then kill himself a few years later because of CTE" episode
When will they learn?

Thats never happened faggot

>Harrison
>HOF
pick one

Is James Harrison married? Wonder what his wife looks like? Think she's another gold digging wh*te whore or a QUEEN?

>he doesn't know

>chase a ring

he has two already retard

>tfw Juinor Seau also beat his former team in the AFCCG
Pats over Steelers confirmed

And Dwyane Wade has three, but that isn't stopping him from chasing another one.

>it's a veteran player joins the Patriots and gets an easy ring

When will they learn?

this, he'll make some critical plays in the playoffs and probably win a championship

How big and how black do you think his dick is?

Do you even Sup Forums?

>5 time pro bowler
>steelers all time sack leader
>defensive player of the year
>100 yard pick 6 in superbowl victory
wew lad

His most critical play was over when he landed at the airport and handed over the playbook. Chances are he doesn't see a fucking snap.

>tfw driving drunk was the best decision of your life

It's decidedly average but a little girthy
t. taken a lot of showers with men in sports and jail

>Larry Izzo

Just like Junior seau and Randy moss and Ochocinco

There's a good chance he's in jail for murder between the time of his retirement and the time he could get into the Hall
They don't give too much of a shit about stuff like that when you're already in, but if you're not in yet it's a dealbreaker

How many of these big name signings have actually worked out for them? You see them all the time and the media goes "oh lordy the patriots do it again!" and then when they're cut 2 weeks later for being useless it's not mentioned at all.
I know Moss was an absolute beast when he was there, but that's almost negated by the fact that that Cheats season was also the single biggest choke in sports history

>old Moss broke records when he finally got an elite QB

Imagine Moss in Jerry Rice's situation.

Why would they need the playbook when they can just get the refs to overturn every iffy touchdown scored on them?

What in Harrison's personal history makes you think he is anything but stellar human being and exemplary citizen? He's never been in trouble a day in his fucking life. Being a beast on the field doesn't make you one off of it. You might be confusing him with ray lewis.

Because he's a black man with guns so obviously he's gonna murder somebody

Ruined his legacy signing with those scumbag cheaters. baka

he doesnt have much of a legacy outside of Pittsburgh

Might want to read up on him. James beat the shit out of his gf years ago. It was a big story at the time. I don't think he's destined for a life of crime after football or anything, but apparently he's not a nice guy at all, and the only thing I see him doing after retirement is raising his boys.

It's literally exactly what happened to Junior Seau. He was part of 18-1, retired, then killed himself due to CTE

Insurance

>It's literally exactly what happened to Junior Seau.
As opposed to figuratively exactly.

Bill typically does this to keep a veteran guy on the bench through the playoffs. With this defense though he just might be s starter.