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the king of thailand is a bender edition

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Why is he wearing a sports bra? Is he a gay twat or something? haha

pspsychiatric nurse was very informal and casual with me today lads

what do

he looks like Lovecraft on the right

they should dethone him and crown are 'chai

youtu.be/n0LHkcIjFx0

anyone else here crying while they wait for their gf to leave for a more attractive brown man here

stop killing the mandem

hahahaha

whatever do you mean?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Thompson_Productions

"It’seasy to say you don’t care about politics when the only thingthreatened by this administration is your ratings. Not caring about politics is a privilege, one most afforded tostraight white men such as Fallon. Hisrights have never been questioned, nor has his immigration status or his right to marry. People who look like Jimmy Fallon aren’t getting gunned down by the police at alarming rates."

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me on the left

business idea: confront the absurd

Shall lull myself to sleep with this absolute banger of a choon
youtube.com/watch?v=cpuiMTq7B6c

tried crossing my legs whilst sitting

simply couldn't do it, looked stupid and it was painful
don't know how or why people do it

The Rosato brothers, they're taking hostages

are your legs too fat?

Maybe you have a narrow urethra

Mutually assured destruction has saved more lives than anything short of modern medicine

me in the top 2% according to an internet test

tried standing up out of my scooter

simply couldn't do it, looked stupid and it was painful
don't know how or why people do it

good post

its not hard if youre skinnyfat

tried having a wank to ballbusting

simply couldn't do it, looked stupid and it was painful
don't know how or why people do it

Im skinny

werid my IQ was measured at 134 when I was a kid yet I feel stupid as fuck. think its either a sham or the average person is insanely stupid.

i really love porn desu i wish i could work in the industry somehow

greatest tragedy of them all

:)

The only thing modern medicine has done is permit runts to underservingly live out their wretched lives in which natural selection would have utterly heemed them otherwise.

i've easily got the widest urethra in this general

tempted to just go to local bar to finish off the last two bags on my own

same here. Can't squat or anything either

How do slavs even do it

is that prosecco
I hate prosecco
actually all alcohol is vile

nonce

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hat bait

right had it
fuck all yous

>Can't squat
kek what do you have two legs or not

might make a fish finger sammich for breakfast

>hat bait

Hi autismo yank
Please post the same shit over and over again

sounds pretty shitty honestly. even if that guy wanted to stop streaming he probably couldn't bring himself to do it at this point

really has hit me how negative this website is on everything on every board on every board related topic

it hurts my knees to be in that position. It's uncomfortble as fuck.

Just like crossing my legs sitting down. Major pressure on my knees, super uncomfortable

*Poos whilst doing a backflip*

you might be fat

no, just tall

what?

it is though

and then I said "that's not a barmcake, that's my yank!"

i am fat

either fat or you have quite literally 0 muscle mass

Yank here. Freely admit that Chinese > Americans.

honestly feel like my IP is on display or I have a nametag or something

no one cares fuck off fatty dip your face in a fryer

exquisite theme

it is the defining characteristic

She wants to fug you dumb virgin

based yank men you are alright with me!

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imagine being a westerner who's actually happy that china will overtake the US

simply bizarre

'westerner' is code for yank cuck

happy that china will overtake the US

False. The only person who can launch ours is our Prime Minister. So it's not just a "US silo", motherfucker.

Eurofighters and Typhoons are the same thing, they're called Eurofighter Typhoons

We haven't received our F35s yet

I don't know why we don't put them on planes. Because of expense, probably.

bbc.com/news/av/world-africa-41571053/trans-angolan-pop-star-titica-shakes-her-way-to-success

the gamerfu

By westerner you mean a chinaman who lives in yank/leaftown

devastated china will overtake the US

careening

deluded
do you honestly think they'd sell missiles to an independent power?
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200506/cmselect/cmdfence/986/986we13.htm

imagine being a thinking rational individual who doesn't want the american evil empire to be brought to its knees

really hope china doesn't overtake the us
we can play yanks like a fiddle cause they are so dumb, the chinese on the other hand are jsut huge cunts

imagine being
LOL

>some hax0r dude named Alf stealing F-35 secrets
WAY TO FUCK UP A SIMPLE SECURITY JOB AUSTRALIA!!! USELESS TWATS

wiggle your big toe

Yes mate, because we're allies of the US you stupid fucking numpty

We share intelligence with the US and we sell arms to them too, same shit

i heard they got in trouble bc people found out that they were grinding up dead baby fetus bc they thought it had mystical power. sad state of affairs, think you're much better with us

lucy pulls me closer

imagine being a pretty actor and having this fat jewish blob force himself on you

state of capitalism

shit movie

youtube.com/watch?v=lvqc17cZO8w

Consider myself an Autonomous Vargian Socialist Primitivist

the car manufacturer of god appears

I want Emma Watson to use me as her personal toilet.

you better not be wanking to this you animal

ngl it's letting me down rn

pls dont embarrasses me

cannot guarantee anything lad

playing gta 5

nothing wrong with this
a lot wrong with this actually

have i been put on a list for opening this

Mazda

SSDs have not gotten any cheaper in 3 years

that's not a stinger

>The only person who can launch ours is our Prime Minister
actually it's the vanguard staff who act on the letter the PM wrote at the beginning of their term
and they obviously wouldn't just launch them but there wouldn't be anything stopping them

it's really just a Tarantino cash grab, using ideas/techniques from Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction in a more accessible film

>porsche
*stifles a yawn*

britain was never pretty

too late