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why do people here always "ironically" post dumb opinions that would make society at large see them as fucking retards?
Parker Green
this is the thread
Carson Wood
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Joseph Butler
Let's all pool together and paypal spergy something to tide him over during the holidays.
Fyi Barbosa will win.
Carson Bell
how about a bar of soap
Elijah Robinson
Fuck you buddy I like Calvillo
Austin Turner
anybody need a heeminder?
Wyatt King
MieshaSitonmyfaceTate
Grayson Myers
Heeminder i could heem every here
Sebastian Barnes
Francis may unironically be on the juice lads
Brandon Gray
The Esparza-Barboza-Holm parlay is literally free money you fools
Jonathan Robinson
...
Hunter Fisher
why did he let this happen to him?
Lincoln Clark
Is this your new schtick?
Who is your favourite crypto-jewish fighter?
Kayden Powell
wtf? why did my post get deleted?
Aaron Campbell
>22 deleted posts >14 posts left in the thread Great thread guys
Luke Gomez
What was this post that got deleted
Hudson Powell
t. faggot
Zachary Clark
i'm collecting data
Aaron Morgan
Its hardly worth even posting in /heem/ anymore
Luke Ramirez
I train my chin every single day so I doubt it my dude
Owen Wright
that's pretty nice of can swanson to take that pic
Joshua King
based blackstar wiping out the spergs
Jordan Hernandez
is this the mental illness general?
William Morris
not if you do your civic duty as a netizen and report all spammers, fetishists, obsessed autists (Ortegafag, fightfu losers, etc.), and shitposters
Hudson Rodriguez
Thanks bro you make /heem/ great again
Joshua Morris
Nobody will believe me but Overeem will beat Ngannou in the rematch
Jayden Phillips
why
Jordan Rivera
ngannou tapped
Noah Bell
Cynthia Calvillo
Bless Bro
William Miller
I watched Hardy and Gooden's "Inside the Octagon" for the first time in anticipation of 219. Why does reddit gush over this as some cerebral work of art again?
Kayden Lee
Ah yes the infamous complain about reddit on Sup Forums poster
Camden Rodriguez
Well, there's no denying reddit is gay as fuck when it comes to circlejerks, hiveminds, and moral superiority. Great news aggregator, though.
Jason Howard
Seriously theres one every single fucking thread
Joshua Sullivan
>H-hey guys, reddit sucks! Do I fit in yet? Most sincerely kys, my guy.
Michael Hughes
I think they're just baiting at this point because there's no way you can be so oblivious
Blake Stewart
>H-hey guys, I said "my guy"! Do I fit in yet? relax senpai What about the infamous complain about poster on Sup Forums complaining about reddit Sup Forums posters such as yourself?
Tyler Clark
Dude, why don't you just stay on r/mma?
Hudson Morgan
What's with Chileans and reddit?
Hunter Flores
Enlighten me, user. Why is Hardy a god-tier analyst whose breakdowns simply cannot be missed if you're a true fan of MMA?
Jaxon Rivera
>Floyd Mayweather was in his prime when he fought McGregor
Joshua Robinson
isn't it crazy that an absolute fucking moron like Joe is more successful than 99% of people on Earth?
Ryder Williams
It feeds into the fedoralord cult of science culture on reddit. The pseudointellectuals on reddit absolutely love superfluous analysis and statistics for the sake of statistics. That's why all inane-but-high-effort """scientific""" posts always send plebbitors into a fit of autistic glee. Make some dumbshit """analysis""" post like "I Ranked the Top Welterweights of All Time Using the Glicko Chess Ranking Engine" and you're basically guaranteed over 1000 upboats.
Noah Hughes
What's the actual context for this I can't into his bro science podcasts anymore but I feel like I'm missing the fresh memes
Sebastian Howard
No doubt. They're the sort of people who quote a misinformed headline on some pop science website derived from a study in Nature magazine as fact. It's gross. You can't call them out on their bullshit without getting emotionally downvoted, either. Sup Forums is just as gay in a lot of ways, but at least you can post here without being tuned out just because the mass of manchildren don't want their illusions of being enlightened special snowflakes ruined.
Ryder Adams
>in Nature magazine in the Natural journal* no
William Lopez
>Rose's face is as beautiful as it gets for a woman >Give her a Calvin Klein modeling gig
Levi Johnson
it was on his latest MMA episode with Schaub and Callen. they all said a lot of dumb shit
Logan Hall
Cynthia Calvillo is fighter of the year. Not one fighter can claim the growth, progression, resume, and amount of quality wins she has. You can't debate this. Don't respond,
Hunter Campbell
That's a lot of random hatred, my man. You should reflect on how unhealthy your response is, emotionally and mentally.
I'll put my money on Khabib, though, as long as he stays disciplined. If not him, then my dark horse would be Gregor Gillespie.
Cameron Sanchez
>mfw irrationally angry Canadian sperg gets banned for falsely calling me the spammer
Tyler Mitchell
I appreciate our OP's but I don't understand why you shitpost wmma so hard
Michael Richardson
Look really, really closely at this face.... it's John Lineker
Levi Bell
Calvillo is unattractive and not all that talented. Pretty good BJJ, especially for a female, but that's about it. Is Dana banking on her because of the intangibles? She's charismatic and sprightly, so I guess that can sell. How long until she gets embarrassed in a fight and it all derails, though?
I mean, I don't think this chick has beaten a single female fighter with a .500 record or better, yet she's talking about being the double champ. What the fuck lol, this is more ridiculous than the Sage and Yair hypejobs.
Ethan Russell
Anyone still pay attention to studshow radio? Any new dumb shit from them?
Asher Diaz
Cody's training in Thailand with the AKA branch out there, which is pretty funny given his "loyalty" shtick. Good move for his career, though.
1. Zabit 2. Volkanovski (used to be a middleweight semi-pro rugby player, so his strength and size advantage is huge) 3. Choi 4. Shane 5. Bektic
Asher Thomas
Docksperg so good at shining shoes I swear he'd make ya Fuck'n shoes shine. Hey Dockie! Go get your shinebox!
Brandon Ortiz
How predictable. He's a good five years younger than TJ and as soon as he was around long enough in the game to feel stuck in his gym he would go check out other gyms.
Also, would you guys pay this much caveman coffee? Binton Squatch single-handedly ruining keto and caveman coffee in a single podcast.
Michael Phillips
Favorite janitor on Sup Forums? btw favorite female fighter?
Bentley Watson
>Florida man Kevin Cohen >Cohen Based Volkan wiping out the rat hitting on his girl, Badr Hari did the same to some fat Dutch jew
Xavier Anderson
>25 dollars for a 4 pack of chode sized meme coffee
Theres a grimey kike born everyday
Jayden Bennett
Coffee is canned now? What is going on?
Sebastian Carter
I should clarify that Cody didn't permanently switch gyms. I believe he's there on a semi-vacation/Honeymoon thing with his girl so he's also taken advantage of training at AKAT. It might've been planned that way, but I couldn't say.
Either way, I'm really happy he's using the time to get new looks and pick up on new techniques. I love that he's working on his Thai game with traditional legit coaches to combat Bang's system. What an intriguing stylistic matchup.
Can't wait for Cody/TJ II. I'm lowkey hoping Cody gets the instant rematch once TJ comes back to 135lbs, but it wouldn't be a bad idea to put him up against another dangerous striker first in Rivera, or do the rematch with Dom.
Blake Sullivan
Badr hari is a piece of shit though. He's beat the shit out of a ton of random nobodies at the bar. imagine all the people he's one punched that he didn't get charged for.
Cameron Smith
>never seen canned coffee I'm guessing you're from FAR outside the GTA
Wyatt Martinez
I can heem every here
Easton Sanders
I live in the boonies out on the westcoast my guy. So is it supposed to be cold or room temperature?
John Gray
it's in a can
it literally doesn't matter
also milk comes in cartons
Brayden Rodriguez
His head is too big, manlets have normal sized heads so when you make him bigger you should keep the head with the same size
Xavier Fisher
Sounds peaceful my man. My friend that drinks canned coffee from the gas station drinks it cold.
Josiah Butler
Never had bagged milk thats a meme dude. And yes it literally matters, beer sure sucks when its room temperature doesnt it?
Jayden Parker
holy shit that shit is expensive
why would someone buy this shit instead of a nice freddo espresso
Asher Davis
>MFW they tell me my head is too bg
Kayden Campbell
*dances on the outside*
SHI SHI
*sidesteps beyond kicking range*
SHI SHI SHI SHI
*solidly takes a round from you*
SHI SHI SHI
*headkick KOs you*
*embraces Jef*
Liam Rodriguez
Um passo a frente dois passos atras
Henry Moore
I literally just drank milk directly from the bag my dude
Thomas Smith
>milk >from the bag
Noah White
tits are a bag though
Landon Edwards
my man has a point
Parker Russell
>drinking milk from a bag >xenoestrogens No wonder you have so many soyboys up there.
Liam Johnson
Just drank mine straight out of the carton, never have i seen milk in a bag.
Levi Scott
>SHI SHI
do you mean ISH ISH?
Carter Edwards
>He doesn't get his milk bagged from gypsies behind Walmart
