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well done Cook

Rugby.

AFL.

Encourage incest
Discourage cuckery

Might take a quick nap

lawn bowls

draw or english win?

this is what happens when you leave out starc

Why don't batters use two bats?

Broad will unironically score a double century

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The MCG should be knocked down and the boxing day test moved to Newcastle No. 1 Sports Ground

why don't batsmen just strap bats to their pads so they can't get out lbw?

Australia to get a minor (~100) lead going into England's fourth innings. England to crumble and not make the chase.

Why don't they use bats tied to their shins rather than pads? Completely takes lbw out of the equation

Quality contribution there from from Bird. Love his work.

why don't batsmen just hold the bat with their feet and stand on their hands so they can't get out lbw?

Could me and 10 random cab drivers beat up on Jackson Bird bowling?

>no.1
>dem dressing rooms
coach caught me doing a line of speed before a footy match in one of the cubicles.
also
>taht cheeky perve when the netball is on

What does the square leg umpire actually do?

If repeating digits Broad hits the double century and Cook beats 400*

Zimbabwe lose to South Africa in less than 2 days. Hoping Ireland can put up a fight against Pakistan in May so we have more competitive test nations

This is an amazing innings and a pretty decent effort by bread as well.

Wasted

>crumble
>Cummins shitting everywhere
>Hazelwood looking under the weather
>Bird
>Lyon taking 10fer on a flat deck
England to win after retardo declaration by Smoth

why don't batters take the bail off the stumps during a dead ball and hide them so they cant get out bowled, stumped or run out?

Wallop

If repeating digs Cook makes 300

>cummins
>24 overs bowled with only one maiden

all out in the next 10 min

If 73 Englel win

>Best batsman since Bradman
>Retardo
Get out.

Just looked out the window and precipitation is beginning to form. I suspect the covers shall be used in the near future

why don't batsmen just take their helmets off against the faster bowlers and attempt to headbutt the ball so they can get a bridge named after them?

What are the worst bowling statistics by an Australian in Australia I think bird may be in for a record here

>retarded declaration means he's a bad batsman
have another rum m8

jackson you stinky birb do something.

Imagine being so casual you a bowler going for 100 runs is that amazingly rare

Why don't bowlers put small rollerblades on their shoes so they can roll all the way up the pitch?

Probably fatto at some point

English fans ten times as loud as locals. poothetic l

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>england winning
>Australians stop posting
SaD

Brad is batting alright

Why don't bowlers just hit the stumps?

>winning
>the ashes

if england win this by an innings they should get 2 "ashes points" making it 3-2 going into the final test

Square leg umpire watches those bails like a hawk m8. Probably keeps them up his ass over night

Why don't batters wear full body gloves so they can't get out lbw

Will Australia make the follow on?

which head is less normal?

Hate Fosters
Love KFC
Hate vegemite
Love Australian Outback

They would be out handling the ball

what prize do you get for winning?

Damn Smith is such a faggy cunt

Why don't the batsmen wear steel caps and try and kick the ball

A victorious test match

Love lyon
Love hazelwood
Love Cummins
Hate Bird
simple as

Australia already won a test by an innings so by that logic it'll be 4 - 2

Check for chucking

Why don't the batsmen carry cannons and try to catch the ball in the cannon and fire it into the crowd?

Why don't you shut the fuck up

APOLOGIZE

Trivago = diamonds
It’s that simple

but they aren't using their hands?

Bryce McGain went 0/149 in 18 overs against South Africa.

this

Who is rose

>victorious test match
>in a lost series

in b4 muh pride

Why don’t bowlers use really long shoes so they can bowl closer to the batter without doing a no-ball?

Struart Brad looks like Warner but with normal sized legs

waiting for them to unleash those tits proper tbqh

must be saving the reveal

Bird will finish this match with twelve wicket just you watch

>just unironically got back from work
>cook has two centuries

okay then

get a radio you dumb idiot

If you pussy Ozzies would have let stokes into your uninhabitable 'country' we would have won 5-0

>without doing a no ball

Mitch Marsh is a better bowler than Bird. Genuinely worst selection of the summer

Impressive

Imagine being banned from travelling from England to Australia because of your criminal record

Still think chopping the ball onto the stumps should be not out

will consider it
tell me how many runs moeen ali scored first

How the fuck did Broad get a 169?

Why does Bird get a chance when Sayers is kept out because muh sub 140
Only thing Bird has done this match is warm up the batsmen for the real bowlers

he used to be an opening batsman

Big 4 holiday parks

t. Meme Shit

Imagine being so casual you don't remember when Stuart Broad was an allrounder

bowled gaz
bowled lyno

chris broad was an decent opener m8

bowwwlleeed gary

Who's winning?

australia is finished lads
just give england the ashes now

If a bowler bowled a ball at 200km/h would the batter be able to stop it?

is Chadd “ thundercock” sayers a pace or spin bowler?

does anyone else enjoy /r/cricket too? i'm rather enjoying it here

Wouldn't mind giving Cook a nice rub down after batting all day desu lads

the human eye can only see objects moving at below 150kph

only if they had a really big bat

With his bat? Yes. He would not be able to stop it legally using his pads, however.