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the new normal edition

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first for fuck anime

THICC

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need a sauce for br 2049 la..need to prep myself before watching it on the big screenz

go on hit me
hit me
i said fucking hit me

Beto is here......

blacked underwear

>he has to use a non road legal car
>he has to use a car that started its timer 4 seconds after it left the starting line

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*hits you*

How do I get a gf lads

bagels taste better after spelling relief first

business idea: make more tv shows set in the 70s

just fapped to gay hypno porn again lads

had to take a piss before things start getting hectic

my pajeet boss is already frantically sending me texts to get back to base so I can feed every normie in perth, 6 hours of this shit tonight

provisional licence, comes after your learner's and before the full one

Haha

why does varg where nothing but camo?

he's not a solider or a hunter

ah christ you CUNT

Old Astra?

i hope those are white pants you literal vampire

god this looks wonderful

you just be confident and interesting

A pentagon, hexagon, and square of any size overlap to create a shape

What's the greatest possible # of sides of this shape?

*hoists you to your feet*
*gives you a kiss*

why would I be wearing shorts you mong, highly unprofessional

my customers expect a man-about-town to give them their shitty junk food

does all of australia look like jurassic park

This is bendery. WTF!!!

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hold on how did you take that picture?

Googled 'brainlet' looking for a funny meme reaction image and had my mind enlightened instead

the primordial autist

You get a work phone in ozzyland for shitty pizza delivery jobs?

disgusting presentation
literally hate gay people now

No clue, wish I knew. Old me thought I just had to improve myself and be patient, but that hasn't seemed to work.

I have the career, education, income, height, appearance, fancy condo, etc. but nothing. I've tried going to bars but the girls just want to drink/party/fuck. I've tried work events but all the other girls seem to have boyfriends, fiances, or husbands. [Weird how so few of my male friends have girlfriends, though. Where are all these guys with girlfriends?]

I think university is the only really good place to meet girls, and nowhere else later in life comes close. I'm considering going back to do a third degree, a masters in something or other, just to get a chance to find a wife.

*blushes violently*

FOA

rorke

fast food restaurants often only serve friend chicken in the morning to avoid a certain demographic

had a ham, pineapple and jalapeno pizza earlier
was quit enice

remember to vote yes australians #pride

aye

got a second shittier phone in case the other one fucks up or I break it somehow

anyway I picked up some vodka for later on x

Sounds delicious

deano

Liquid in a bag?

not gonna lie you sound quite awful lad nothing personal

/brit/ at night is more comfier

whatchu lookin at, user?
you taking in my bun-buns?

Don't what what the fuss is all about with pineapple on pizza 2bh. I would have had an issue about it if I were maybe 8 years old or summat you know. Then again I eat actual food most of the time anyway

>his voddy isn't 40% apv

guess I am pretty awful, not sure I could debate that

Try jalapeño mayo, it`s delicious

>voddy
Cringe

pajeet boss is about to fire me because I've got two minutes to make it across the city to pick up the goods

later lads

>jalapeño mayo
just threw up

:0

Why aye man

Sounds pretty delish desu

The rorke mating call

dropping a nut for the Kia Stinger lads

No, the rorke mating call is "HATE FORENERS ME, SIMPLE AS."

>pepperoni
>italian sausage
>onions
>black olives
>fresh tomatoes (large chunks)
>green peppers
>mushrooms

Best combo

i can appreciate olives for what they are but i simply cannot handle the power

too many toppings

prefer my pizza plain

anyone else instantly dismiss yank's opinions on food

need a catchy name to call anyone expressing right wing views on /brit/
what shall it be alds?

could really go for some shaved lamb and pita bread ngl

It's majestic, stop being a bender

and it is, it's even better than Sriracha

bout to grab a slice of aloha (Hawaiian pizza)

anyone else expecting him to post it

No one cares autismo yank

roe

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joel

>88rising
What they mean by this

cody

Ben.

CODY. TAKE IT OFF!

Javier

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Gregory

matt

example:
"all niggers should be killed"
answer:
"alri matt"

PETER RICK

>It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

I enjoy modding Skyrim more than playing it

REFUSE to believe that western australia actually exists

What about Perth, is that city a mirage?

britain for the british
anglo-saxons and normans OUT

that's just durban

you will never see it the same way again

find it quite bizarre that perth is the most isolated major city in the world

literally thousands of kilometres in any direction before you find something relevant

live on the exact opposite side of the earth from perth

Haha excellent meme my friend

looks a bit like scooby doo if i do say so myself

live on the exact opposite side of the earth from happiness

is scooby a dog, by chance?

hmmm, better to believe

It's bizarre that somehow perth developed and people lives there, it's so fucking isolated

yes, i might the entire country as a whole though

FONPPY