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first for fuck anime
THICC
...
need a sauce for br 2049 la..need to prep myself before watching it on the big screenz
go on hit me
hit me
i said fucking hit me
Beto is here......
blacked underwear
>he has to use a non road legal car
>he has to use a car that started its timer 4 seconds after it left the starting line
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*hits you*
How do I get a gf lads
bagels taste better after spelling relief first
business idea: make more tv shows set in the 70s
just fapped to gay hypno porn again lads
had to take a piss before things start getting hectic
my pajeet boss is already frantically sending me texts to get back to base so I can feed every normie in perth, 6 hours of this shit tonight
provisional licence, comes after your learner's and before the full one
Haha
why does varg where nothing but camo?
he's not a solider or a hunter
ah christ you CUNT
Old Astra?
i hope those are white pants you literal vampire
god this looks wonderful
you just be confident and interesting
A pentagon, hexagon, and square of any size overlap to create a shape
What's the greatest possible # of sides of this shape?
*hoists you to your feet*
*gives you a kiss*
why would I be wearing shorts you mong, highly unprofessional
my customers expect a man-about-town to give them their shitty junk food
does all of australia look like jurassic park
This is bendery. WTF!!!
hold on how did you take that picture?
Googled 'brainlet' looking for a funny meme reaction image and had my mind enlightened instead
the primordial autist
You get a work phone in ozzyland for shitty pizza delivery jobs?
disgusting presentation
literally hate gay people now
No clue, wish I knew. Old me thought I just had to improve myself and be patient, but that hasn't seemed to work.
I have the career, education, income, height, appearance, fancy condo, etc. but nothing. I've tried going to bars but the girls just want to drink/party/fuck. I've tried work events but all the other girls seem to have boyfriends, fiances, or husbands. [Weird how so few of my male friends have girlfriends, though. Where are all these guys with girlfriends?]
I think university is the only really good place to meet girls, and nowhere else later in life comes close. I'm considering going back to do a third degree, a masters in something or other, just to get a chance to find a wife.
*blushes violently*
FOA
rorke
fast food restaurants often only serve friend chicken in the morning to avoid a certain demographic
had a ham, pineapple and jalapeno pizza earlier
was quit enice
remember to vote yes australians #pride
aye
got a second shittier phone in case the other one fucks up or I break it somehow
anyway I picked up some vodka for later on x
Sounds delicious
deano
Liquid in a bag?
not gonna lie you sound quite awful lad nothing personal
/brit/ at night is more comfier
whatchu lookin at, user?
you taking in my bun-buns?
Don't what what the fuss is all about with pineapple on pizza 2bh. I would have had an issue about it if I were maybe 8 years old or summat you know. Then again I eat actual food most of the time anyway
>his voddy isn't 40% apv
guess I am pretty awful, not sure I could debate that
Try jalapeño mayo, it`s delicious
>voddy
Cringe
pajeet boss is about to fire me because I've got two minutes to make it across the city to pick up the goods
later lads
>jalapeño mayo
just threw up
:0
Why aye man
Sounds pretty delish desu
The rorke mating call
dropping a nut for the Kia Stinger lads
No, the rorke mating call is "HATE FORENERS ME, SIMPLE AS."
>pepperoni
>italian sausage
>onions
>black olives
>fresh tomatoes (large chunks)
>green peppers
>mushrooms
Best combo
i can appreciate olives for what they are but i simply cannot handle the power
too many toppings
prefer my pizza plain
anyone else instantly dismiss yank's opinions on food
need a catchy name to call anyone expressing right wing views on /brit/
what shall it be alds?
could really go for some shaved lamb and pita bread ngl
It's majestic, stop being a bender
and it is, it's even better than Sriracha
bout to grab a slice of aloha (Hawaiian pizza)
anyone else expecting him to post it
No one cares autismo yank
roe
joel
>88rising
What they mean by this
cody
Ben.
CODY. TAKE IT OFF!
Javier
...
Gregory
matt
example:
"all niggers should be killed"
answer:
"alri matt"
PETER RICK
>It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
I enjoy modding Skyrim more than playing it
REFUSE to believe that western australia actually exists
What about Perth, is that city a mirage?
britain for the british
anglo-saxons and normans OUT
that's just durban
you will never see it the same way again
find it quite bizarre that perth is the most isolated major city in the world
literally thousands of kilometres in any direction before you find something relevant
live on the exact opposite side of the earth from perth
Haha excellent meme my friend
looks a bit like scooby doo if i do say so myself
live on the exact opposite side of the earth from happiness
is scooby a dog, by chance?
hmmm, better to believe
It's bizarre that somehow perth developed and people lives there, it's so fucking isolated
yes, i might the entire country as a whole though
FONPPY