How do people in your country clean their butthole?

How do people in your country clean their butthole?
Do people sit down while wiping or do they stand up?

Life pro tip for all wipers: wipe both from behind and from the front...

I lick Abdi's anus
t. swede

I lick Mehmets anus
t. kraut

I lick Pablo's anus
t. burger

I lick John-sensei's anus
t. nip

>be Turk
>use your own hands to wipe
literally subhumans

I lick Zhang's anus
t. leaf

The street licks my anus
t. indian

I lick Murod's anus
t. russian

fucking europeans i bet you all smell like shit

i use a bidet

Shit in the morning then shower.

>implying I don't use a bidet as well
That shit's a fountain, not a bidet.

Do bidets feel weird? The whole idea is just weird

What is that artifact?

good thread

>The whole idea is just weird
It's the ultimate hygiene. It's not a strong stream so it doesn't feel weird at all.

>>use your own hands to wipe
we don't though

pretty gay 2bh

What's pretty gay is walking around with poop on your behind.

the best invention a man could have ever done

most countries don't have it
I guess those are different in other countries, mine is like pic related

I've only seen that kind online. All the ones I've seen here are like the one in this pic.

The whole bidet thing sounds awfully homosexual to me

Stand up, left leg on floor, right on wall, wipe with TP from back first, then front, flush that, wet and clean same area in same stance with cloth/sponge like material while waiting for bowl to fill back up, rinse cloth, set it back to dry, then wipe with TP again to dry area dampened by cloth, then flush second TP

I absolutely can't understand how people can be too stupid to wipe their asses properly... There are even people who are too afraid of being naked at home and sitting down on the sofa or chair with their bare ass. Some are even too scared to sleep naked. How retarded can one be?
Wipe from behind AND from below your balls, you fucking filthy and disgusting people.

I used to stand to wipe but then some yuros on Sup Forums told me sitting is better, so I tried it and it really does work better. Yuros are real experts when it comes to anal hygeine.

You cannot remove all the filth with just paper.

Why would a gentle stream of water remove feces lmao. Are russians all literal retards like you?

>his anus doesn't have a lotus skin