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>this user who keeps crypto-bragging about his gf
holy shit kys

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>tfw 5'6"

I wish Denmark posted more

wish i had time
i grow more and more afraid of death with each passing day

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If I don't have a gf then no one should have one

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Taller than you my man

Get help

Modest Mouse tomorrow (Sunday)!

Opinions on this female?

she looks like a tranny

I am who I am unfortunately

bit rude

qt

Kinda cute

doesn't look as good here.

what should i have for dinner?

not white enough

Tacos

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it's too late to get dinner

We don't even know the ingredients in your house.

I really hate Jews

Girls are beautiful and I love them

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How does it feel to know they don't think the same about you?

qt for a mestizo

Only on the outside

youtube.com/watch?v=Kyb2t2HX91w

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMFG

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

girls can be cute on the inside too

My girlfriend loves me

They take an athletic activity, like throwing something (similar to shotput or discus), and make it funny by using a weird object.

so this is what happens in the mid west interesting phenomenon

Do girls hate skeletons?

>emma stone will never lick your face
how do i deal with this?

Or so she tells you.

not if you have big dick

who?

TOSS

She tells me because its true

As far as you know.

third best emma

Tfw average

>this thing better than anyone

I know her parents and they wouldn't raise a liar

why are mestizos so fucking cringe?

Yeah, I'm sure that's the intention.

Girls are icky

women drive me fucking crazy, but i go even more crazy when i don't have one

So, all the time then?

I've never felt the embrace of a woman

Boys>Girls

sometimes I get lucky, but they always leave
stupid whores I love them so much

tfw no gf

opposite for me

>tfw never been lucky

>roberts isnt cu-

dire

how are you supposed to just b urself when nobody gives you the time of day?

What would be the best state of the USA for me?

I'm looking for states where there is no fall

where the leaves never fall from the trees.

where the leaves never change color.

where there is no winter

where there is never snow

where there is never ice

where there is never frost

where there are never snowflakes

and that it is totally hot and warm all year round

>dire

Been blacked

hawaii

>look how cute this hollywood runt with tons of makeup is

hawaii or miami you ask this all the time

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why are girls so cute buds

Hawaii
Florida Keys
American Virgin Islands
Southern Texas
American Samoa
Guam

they almost always tell me hawaii

Why reason hawaii?

miami and also other parts in the most deepest south of florida

if men didn't rape women, women wouldn't be raped by men

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The reason is it's one of the most obvious places that actually fit all your critera

>those hollywood tarts arent for me. I need a girl that can help me build a barn

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prefer anime posting to roastie caked up celebrity posting

They'd just be raped by women with penises.

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consensual non-consent is the best

The US Virgin Islands, American Samoa and Guam.

they are not united states.

and is there any city in South texas that meets my requirements?

for me to live in places where fall and winter happen, it's for stupid people

>i have no appreciation of the concept of cute. worst fanning? sign me up!

>chestlets? yes please!

wrong
fantasy non-consent is the best

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>holywood kike cock slurping whore who does anything for fame
>cute
imagine being so superficial and easily swayed

>they are not united states.
Yes, they are.

>and is there any city in South texas that meets my requirements?
Corpus Christi, or south of it, like Brownsville.

>for me to live in places where fall and winter happen, it's for stupid people

Whatever you say, boyo.

fantastic post

Indians should be genocided

>flat chest fangirls are drunk montanians and used-goods waifufags

having a think

which ones

>having a think

Dothead ones. Honestly get a warm feeling whenever one is killed or harmed

why is that?

I didn't say bye to this girl at work even though I usually do and now I feel a bit bad

I prefer to be bitten by mosquitoes, to be surrounded by immigrants or hurricanes, rather than live in places where fall and winter happen

There are too many where I live. There are too many in USA and europe

Haha thanks!