KEK has blessed IVANKA

HOLY SHIT PRAISE KEK

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THIS IS NOW A SUCC THREAD

KEK IS A FALSE PROFIT

How many layers of irony are you on now Sup Forums?

PRAISE KEK, this must be a sign!

One time I found a toad and put it in the water because I thought it would be happy there. I was wrong :(

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When I was a kid I'd ride over hundreds of these with my bike. They'd pop like popcorn.

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you are like a little baby
watch this
KEEEEEEEEKKKKKK

Toads fucking love water

PRAISE HIM!

>got in my car after eating at a restaurant
>there was something on my windshield
>turn on wipers thinking it's dirt or debris or some shit
>it nearly falls off but sticks to the side of the windshield
>check and see what it is
>it's a frog
>but it's pissed and won't let me pick it up
>it jumps under the hood of my car
>open hood
>can't find it

>probably died when I turned on my car to leave

Must be a Sup Forumstard's incestious dreams to be in the trump family

Like maybe 5 or 6 my dude

Praise be. Major happenings soon. and trump will be president for 16 years.

Not a believer of the false god kek
But it is funny seeing ivanka with a frog.

>KEK IS A FALSE PROFIT
Do you honestly think anyone here takes him seriously? It's all roleplaying and having fun. He's basically the team mascot of Sup Forums.

Just how new are you?

witnessed

Checked

>205 weeks ago
Shitty slide thread, go away, shill

>false profit
is that something jews report on their taxes?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>the first born daughter of the potential most powerful man in the world is sending subliminal messages to a Senegalese zip-lining forum

what a time to be alive

Kek

S U C C

succ?

>SAY IT SUCC, YOU BOY
>"I AM A FALSE PROPHET, AND SUCC IS A SUPERSTITION"

it's upside down you normie redditurd. Rotate it 360 degrees, it becomes m502. A couple of hour ago

trump will be the last president

witnessed

Those who deny his name will not be spared in the end. It isn't too late to repent.

PRAISE KEK!!!!

Kek isn't a prophet you dipshit.

Are you fucking retarded?

I mean sure call Kek an idol if you want but calling Kek a prophet is just downright fucking stupid.

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End this post in a zero and that shall be the li'l frogger of certain victory

praise kek

kek

>KEK
>roleplaying

You must be new here.

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Praise Kek, the Merciful. Peace be unto him.

witnessed!

kek will keep you safe

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What is this heresy? This is surely a manifestation of the will of our Lord Keek.

Lol

Good lord, three away from me not being so comfy

The Frogs have Spoken as with the digits praise KEK.

there is no kek
there is only zuul

PRAISE SUCC

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YOU MONSTER

Praise be onto kek

You fucked up

Every night I go to sleep with the sound of frogs in my backyard. Life is good

I BEAR WITNESS

kek fuel for the kek fire

Guys, how do we keep doing this? How does meme magic work? Sup Forums is actively influencing real life, Kek is everywhere. Dank memes decide the fate of nations.

How were we blessed with this blessing? Cursed with this curse?

And are we truly responsible enough for this kind of power?

>Do you honestly think anyone here takes him seriously?
lots of us take kek seriously, see liber null

A sign if ever there was one!

Praise be to Kek!

May the heretics burn on the day of the rope!

Kek bless me with dubs!

>its real
Holy fucking shit Kek is actually real

KEK IS HERE

Praise KEK

SDLIFUHWECJSDFMOSIEUDVGLIK SHMDSOG

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O;GILKVJEXRSDMXG SODGIFLUVJSDOI;

FLKJAVEZSDOFX;ILKJ KEK KEEEEK KE*10^23
>K

UNBELIEVEABLE. WHO AMONG US WOULD STILL DOUBT HIM?

PRAISE KEK
PRAISE QEK
PRAISE UPON HIS PROPHET PEPE

Bless be Kek

Kek. Why God why..

reminder that pepe is raaaaaayciiissss

You're going straight to Kek's hell when you die to be eternally butthurted and memed on forever and ever and ever

#BLESSED

CHECKED FOR KEK

>How did a frog find its way into our office

WHAT

BLESS KEK

Pls post the Britain pissing on globalists Brexit version thanks

KEK BE PRAISED pepe is free from the normies once again as our dear lord KEK has intended.

Praise be to kek

it has to be a sign

PRAISE KEK

>He thinks Kek and meme magic is just "just for fun"

Basically being here all the time?

>sparrow, sign of invasive species lands on bernies podium
>KEK, lord of meme magic lands on Trumps daughter
PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK!

False prophet Kek will it.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WITNESSED
legit trembling a tad


Wow. Capped. Unfuckingreal.

>blaspheming against Kek

that's a paddlin'

THAT'S NOT KEK YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS, THAT'S PEPE. KEK LOOKS LIKE PIC RELATED.

Acquire a frog statue, and build an altar to Kek.

Engrave/paint/whatever the symbols on this statue into yours, or simply include them some where in your altar. Visualize the happenings while you praise him and chant "Meme magic!" repeatedly. You can also honor him by spreading Kek's teachings to others on Sup Forums

she's asking eric almost as if she knows he had something to do with it

eric funposts here

connect the dots

KEK its the only GOD.

>not being a believer

Because 7 dubs post and pic mentions 7s with 7 dubs also. Spoopy fo real

>kek is real
>his alternative name is kuk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)

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Pepe is his prophet (memes be upon him) you fucking bong.

>i got dubs twice
pic unrelated

Fuck off infidel before Kek gets angry

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>roleplaying
Kek has and will continue to dictate every ebb and flow in the universe.

Kek has spoken.

I found a big slimy kek toad at the entrance to my alcohol store of choice. I picked him up gently, and put him in the garden outside of the shop.

Do you think Kek blesses me for finding safety for the slimy toad?

C H E C K E D