96 million dollars for a Dutch Muzambeke

>96 million dollars for a Dutch Muzambeke

>96 million dollars for a white Otamendi

131.80902 mn USD for the mulatto Robert Huth

>£75m for the man who will help us win our 6th European Cup

>tree fiddy for a player who isn't black as coal and can't even dab

>502,88 million finnish marks for the shitskinned funes mori

drawing against west brom is not a cup

>9.6 billion Yen for Holland's Per Mertesacker equivalent

>2 billion pesos for Chris Smalling and a cheap wig

>5.523 billion roubles for whiter Wes Morgan

are you guys making up numbers or actually doing the currency conversion

>7354 bit coins for Anton Ferdinand in disguise

I too have thought this but i cba to check lmao

Are you calling me a fucking liar

185 mln gulden for Depay's taller step brother

>virgin van dyke
>an alright defender with a major attitude problem, will throw a bitch fit and refuse to play if he feels like it
>will play like he doesn't care, since he actually doesn't care
>75 million poundaroos
Deal of the century for southampton.
>klopp

so is he elite or shit ?

dat zijn aardig wat stuivers!

>The annual fruit exports of French Polynesia for a weed-smoking Phillip Christanval

>Otamendi
>white

ARGENTINA

IS

WHITE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nvm, I can't read

ABLs are assblasted. Now how can I possibly still be over the moon with this signing?

36,485,295,117.61 Zimbabwean Dollars for a very good centre back that's not quite world class, but will likely do a great bit to solve Liverpool's defensive problems.

...

> 300682014000 Colombian pesos for the black Jonjo Shelvey

>17 bilion escudos for black andy carrol