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News:
>Nate Marquardt announces retirement
mmafighting.com/2017/12/28/16827242/

>UFC 219 Media Day Faceoffs
youtu.be/Fl3zIbALJdQ

>Dana White hopes to get Conor McGregor fighting next summer, ‘He needs to defend that title’ vs. Tony Ferguson
mmafighting.com/2017/12/28/16826714/

>Stefan Struve vs. Andrei Arlovski added to UFC 222
mmafighting.com/2017/12/28/16826056/

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youtube.com/watch?v=3K2b9cwgPD8
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fags

pray for /ourguy/ lads

This is the thread

prime schaub would heem ngannou

What did president White mean by this?

Nice job, champ!

What is it about kikes especially that you hate? Their beady eyes? Hooked noses? Curly jew fuck hair?

>Laura Dern
Why do you give a shit about a crusted old lady, is that your mother?

This is the thread

Schaub was revolutionary as a heavyweight as a raw prospect, he's leaner and meaner than ever. He would be a nightmare for anyone at heavyweight today ESPECIALLY with his confidence

Bless Bro

>UFC 219 Media Day Faceoffs
Zero spark. Jeez is this to be the worst card of the year?

It is what it is

fucking reddit Nate's retiring and first thing they do is complain he said my lord yet they don't say shit when anyone not white and American is praying to god

Rare Peru flag, welcome.

thx italy

what's there to be sparky about? both Holly and Edson are going in knowing they're going to be flattened

>taking time out of your life to find out what plebbit is saying
This is where you goofed

Cynthia Calvillo, 2017's FIGHTER OF THE YEAR is going to cap off an unprecedented debut year by thunderfucking Canna Eshitza

How could you possibly not be excited by that? Let me tell you something. I've been watching this god forsaken kike ridden nigger """"sport"""" for 25 YEARS.

NEVER have i seen ANYONE like Cynthia Calvillo just STEAL the scene like she has. Anderson Silva never came close to achieving what she has in her first year

DONT respond

They all looked bored.
A bit of something to hype the card maybe?
Anything other than "my feet hurt"

AUSSIE & FANCY 219 IS LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=Yw2fFO4Zp8Y
AUSSIE & FANCY 219 IS LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=Yw2fFO4Zp8Y
AUSSIE & FANCY 219 IS LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=Yw2fFO4Zp8Y
AUSSIE & FANCY 219 IS LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=Yw2fFO4Zp8Y

Check my chin, i dare you

I hear you. Personally, I'm hyped enough as is. I think once you follow the fight game long enough, you don't need the theatrics. That's more of a casual bait (not saying you're casual). I'd rather talented fighters just be themselves.

Why does he keep saying this?
youtu.be/Fnfs0cZ9Odg

i have an iron chin Ngannou couldnt even wobble me

going for the takedown

*gets bispinged*

He wants to be a 4weight champ
>145
>155
>165
>175

No I'm pretty casual. But I watch and pay for most of the good-looking cards throughout the year. 219 doesn't appeal to me at all.

Favorite mma (keep in mind mma=wmma) fighter that is not black?

It was really good before Lineker dropped out, now it's just decent

Understandable. It lost a lot of great talent with Dom Cruz, Jimmie Rivera, and Gokhan Saki all dropping out. It's not a top-shelf product by any means. With that said, Cyborg is the most dominant female fighter in history and Khabib is one of those preciously rare athletes who display the exemplary skillset required to be in GOAT conversations. He's not there yet based on his resume, but his performances are unbelievable and he's only getting better.

At the very least, I strongly urge you to find a stream for the main card. It's totally understandable if you don't think this one's worth whatever they charge you over in NZ.

Having said that, it'll be good to see Khebab fight, and Cyborg always puts on a display. Feel bad for Holly though. It's on on NY's Eve here though, so it'll be a good warmup for festivities

Alex Chambers

Absolutely. I'm expecting fireworks from the Diakiese fight at the least. Happy holidays, user.

BASED DANA BTFO H8RS
>b-b-but Conor never defended
yes he has GOOFBALL!! tell me how he hasn’t. I’ll wait.

I want both of these women to urinate on me at the same time haha

He meant that GSP will be fighting Conor in Dublin.

>yfw Khabib fails to make weight

This guy is making his debut at ufc 221 in Perth
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Adesanya

People on Twitter seem pretty hyped

Our boy's on the main card? Hope he doesn't get btfo

*gets injured*

>yet they don't say shit when anyone not white and American is praying to god
that's because they're monolingual racists

sauce me right fucking now user, you can't just say something like that and give people false throbbing boners

I can't believe based Rizin licensed Baki for their logo. Might have to start watching that promotion.

>FIGHTER OF THE YEAR
Robert Whittaker

>FIGHT OF THE YEAR
Medeiros vs Oliveira

>HEEM OF THE YEAR
Brown's hellbow on Diego

>TAPPY OF THE YEAR
Mighty Mouse flying armbar on Borg

What are the rest of /heem/'s picks?

he's 2-3 lbs. over with 18 hours to go. you're gonna have to step up your meme game

foxsports.com.au/video/ufc/fight-week/aussie-inclusion-to-ufc-221!658138

>HEEM OF THE YEAR
Francic Ngannou would like to have a word with you.

While it was nice, it was a simple uppercut heeming a glass chin.
Brown's was way more brutal.

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first Saki and now Israel. we gotta get RVR, Ven Hoeven, and Wilnis over as well. anyone I'm missing?

221 is looking incredible
>Whittaker/Rockhold
>Hunt/Blaydes
>Tuivasa
>Tyson Pedro
>Style Bender

Are you guys more excited for Stipe vs Ngannou or the Bellator heavyweight GP first round?

I think OSP's head kick on Anderson was way worse than both.

Stipe vs Ngannou will be fun but quick and ultimately somewhat unsatisfying. Lellator is always ripe with memes, and HW Lellator especially so.

>Robert Whittaker
Wrong. That award is reserved for goats and or future goats

Worked

Absolute based thank for you input brother
btw favorite strangle by t city this year?

GSP strangling Bisping then retiring again was a big baller move for sure, but Bisping was probably the most beatable champion in the company. Whittaker mauled Jacare then beat Romero (neutralized his grappling, too) and did it with a fucked up knee.

Where the fuck do I watch Rizin you niggers for FREE

Based
t city bless bro im thinking about spamming in the next few hours how about a spicy double spam can i count on you?

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>Whittaker will never be a GOAT
I rest my case.

>it's a joe talks about old boxing match episodes

these are my low key faves

>Khabib says he only has four pounds left to cut
Is it safe to trust him?

Fighter of the year: Rose
KO of the year: Rose
Submission of the year: Rose
Donk of the year: Joanna
Steroiders of the year: Holly, Claudia, Jessica Andrade

Why does he want to die making 145lbs? I dont get it

Has Helwani ever been heemed?

Obviously. Khabib is a man of honor. "Tiramisugate" is such a stupid fucking meme. The dude's liver shut off.

Favorite take down artist with an IQ over 140?

>it's a bored guy hangs on every word joe rogan says with a handful of strangers episode

cutting an additional 10lbs seems like a sure way for his liver to shut off again

when dana took away his credentials was an attempted heem on his career

>Submission of the year: Rose

i work from home senpai if I didn't have podcasts to friend-simulate I would go fucking insane

>being so fat you eat dessert and try to cut so much weight your liver shuts off
He's a bum Conor KOs him round 1

>Favorite take down artist with an IQ over 140?
Ryan Hall.
He could do it if he offloaded some muscle. It would be interesting to see. There's no one down there to truly challenge him, though. I think he'll stay at 155 and he's just saying this as a half-joke, half proving a point kind about not being fat/undisciplined of thing.

Ariel has an iron chin, literally laughed in Rampage's face after taking one of his shots

who is your pick for female fighter of the year?

Ariel and Hampage have such a cute friendship

>being shorter than ariel
JUST

my gf

what about that guy who landed a calf killer

or for the memes what about that guy who tapped to a boston crab

Rampage confirmed manlet

dude its not easy beeing ngannous trainer

CRINGE

Feel like i've been heemd 3 times in a row lads, am i dying?

What's your favourite UFC poster this year?

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and his children don't forget

DA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIE VOHMIN IS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALMIN FOR YUUUUUUU

this was the moment I knew Joanna isn't champ material any longer

FUCK
KHABIB IS OUT

shut the fuck up you unfunny faggot

cormier v johson 2 since they fucking tried to punk DC but that shit back fired
real top 2 though is dc v jones 2 and lewis v hunt gus v tex as runner up

new embedded (not ufc, mma care don't care)

youtube.com/watch?v=3K2b9cwgPD8

Wow what a fucking dweeb

weidman vs. gastellum
lewis vs. hunt
romero vs. whittaker

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who let you back in

DONT MAKE ME HEEM YOU

Which ONE fight made you the happiest with end result?
>Lewis vs Browne