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Why are Brits such repulsive goblins? Barely even human desu

we modelled our country on switzerland sweaty x

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The Swiss should go back to Sweden

*doodles a nice picture for you*

Good night lads.

night x

why is the sound on linux such utter shit

the 80s gf

Thanks. Enjoy the rest of your day lad.

*parks the bus*
alri paying customers

Sun isn't up yet

Reminder that your money goes towards funding this

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having a look

i don't pay the license babe x

>excessive amount
what's an acceptable amount of semen stains

WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? A FUCKING COMEDIAN, PRIVATE NIGEL

anime

susan

need an olivia cooke gf

Reckon people for the most part got along apart from the obvious actual racists. Since all this racebaiting and forcing shit, I reckon people will actually turn racist

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Sky Sports

One day I found out that my urine was acting like a powerful foaming agent. I don't know why. I thought that I could take advantage of my ability by hosting piss centered foam parties in the pub toilets. The landlord wasn't keen. He didn't think people would be interested. In fact, he thought it was a disgusting idea. I said "I'd rather go to a piss foam party than watch the fucking football." and he said that I was in a very small minority, and that the big screen stays.

Any Aussie lads going to the 10th reunion of Corey Worthingtons wild street party?

Might join Twitter so I can send Karla a cum tribute

none

>it's a tranny
unsurprised desu

having a slice ofgarlic bread

thought?

Watching Blade Runner 2049 later with the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle.

initially read gender as ginger and thought they were having a go at redheads for being uncommon

>Since all this racebaiting and forcing shit, I reckon people will actually turn racist

If it's unused who cares

hope it's haunted

thought that was a sketch 2bh

any Spurs man in?

So cute

ancient celtic burial ground

t. dazza (australian deano)

i see someone using it in though

can't wait to see what wonderful buildings the architects come up with, and the diverse and vibrant people who will live there!

>unused
dont care

WAS going to spend a comfy night shit posting but my dad just called and asked me to go for dinner with him and his bf

look up jimmy carr, he's great
google jimmy carr, find your new favourite comedian

really want a replicant gf now

are they going to sexually abuse you

>Goal Rush game is Palace-Chelshit
what retard decided this

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

my willy is BIG

i've got a BIG willy

she's looks slightly inbred like that hungarian model that gets posted here

>dad's bf
not sure whether to laugh or to cry

me

reee no stream is working for the man kick ball

Fuck off

>munroe (((bergdof)))

that's nice poppet xx

feeling a bit smarter than all of you x

pics x

No, you.

This bender got sacked from modelling for saying this yet the BBC is more than happy to give it a platform.

shut up you posh faggot

mirror mirror on the wall (who?)
the loneliest of them all (me!)

>faggot
FOY

ee bless you're in a right state xx

the patrician's choice is man city v stoke

Just got a notification about that game from NBCSports

TIL that canada has a bone fairy that replaces your bones every year

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>whites are the problem not capitalism

State of liberals

GOAL!

Each and every one of them

you alright walid?

just think this was probably a great sign of respect to give one a headstone at all

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>oi wot r we gunna do on the settee luv
>pomf

stupid liberal ozzie twat

can't find a GF until I have a house and nice car

any ossie man in

enjoy my sloppy seconds

one slap and you'd be on the floor bawling

did she get shot in the head?

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thanks

the jews

>>whites are the problem not capitalism
>State of liberals

haha alright settle down pet xxx

>JFs watch the Premier League
>billions around the world tune in to watch the Irresistible Force of Swansea face the Immovable Object of Huddersfield
>there are literally Yanks and Aussies who religiously watch every Bournemouth or Watford game even though they're on at 6 in the morning or midday on a weekday

Brits truly are the most powerful race in the world

literally what are the odds of finding a remotely attractive girl who's a virgin

can guarantee every girl you fuck after 20 is someone's sloppy seconds

found the sisters vibrator

I stay up until 5am to watch the 49ers

My gf. Just found out her name is bluetiernen.

>Irresistible Force
unstoppable

who here has norman name?

i don't watch any of the team with britishers playing for them

there's degrees to sloppysecondedness lad

Greater London

>Chelski