/cric/

cook back from the brink

mods please don't autosage this one

POO ON /ausnz/

I thought Scotland didn't give a shit about Pakipaddle

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nth for weather

kek

KEK

K E K

out

This could be a bad review

>reviewing that

(You)

>this review
why?

West Indies should honestly be removed from top level cricket. Those weed smoking degenerates just don't give a fuck.

>POOT

kek

POO bowling
POO field placings
POO review

Root already desperate desu

Root is becoming more of a mong than Smith

england are the worst team at reviewing ffs

>throwing a review down the drain
come on rooty. bairstow also to blame for that.

Now they review...

imagine unironically being joe poot, the utter state

Wow winning 24-0 now

just off to the methadone clinic lads, you boys want anything?

just ate an entire family-sized box of cadbury favourites lads

Why is the /ausnz/ thread just a bunch of gays avatar fagging with their favourite anime?

I want to watch your league las
Where do I start?

BASED Goosey

Lots of gays in oceania.

I dunno but the few times I've been there it's been like this so I guess it's "normal" for them?

>Why is Sup Forums full of completely shit generals?
Who knows?

start to seethe a bit when I hear them shilling for the mcgrath foundation.

ITS FOR "NURSES" TO GO BRUSH PEOPLES HAIR AND PUT ON WIGS. ITS NOT SAVING LIFES OR PROVIDING ACCESS TO SERVICES, ITS JUST MAKING PEOPLE FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER ABOUT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

reeee

Ashes (England vs Australia) on right now lad, find a stream

there is no league, just glorified international friendly

love how the board is meant to be "international" and yet it devolved into a bunch of generals where everyone keeps to their own

why is mcgrath pronounced 'ma-grah'

Blame the Estonians and Lithuanians

sounds like a shallow couple

I’m shitposting there right now lad

scottish "people" are fucked in the head

For those who want to bully the weebs

Why does everyone give McGrath shit for cheating on his dead wife and killing the rhinosaurus?

it's mick-grat-haitch

There's a lot of ugly people in Melbourne.

t. seething sydney-dweller

Not too bad here. Got the window on the latch to keep it fresh in here.

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Most livable

Ball tampering cheats. Reprehensible.

can't stop cringing at this ausnz thread

BASED grandpa instilling a respect and interest for cricket in the younger generations

Ball tampering Tbh

more drag-ons in this match than in game of thrones

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not cheating if you do it in front of the umpire la

>english "fielding"

state

Whats for lunch lads? And why is it KFC?

English have hired a fielding coach from the sub continent

Are SFC tendies still /cric/ approved?

>already been like an hour
>only 33 runs

dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

drinking my bundy tea and eating peanut butter toast while booking ferry tickets la

APPROVED

Watch the brainlet bash league

2 for 1 Whopper Jr. or Crispy Chicken Burger at Burger King today lad.

Yes they are for those cricket fans who are tight as a nuns nasty

reckon I prefer bowling to batting anyway.

A game where bowlers dominate is more entertaining than a game what batsmen dominate.

just in time for bulking season

>Not appreciating the tactics or strategy,, mind games or great bants

Why not wendys

gday boys

>He hasn't been doing GOMAD over winter with Lewis Road Creamery due to their lack of permeate
Never gonna make it lad

love how the commentators can't avoid mentioning warney's height every single time he bats

Hourly reminder that the convicts posses the urn

Suddenly fancy some Gatorade

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They don't but then newspapers rightly don't give a shit about Scotland either so they generally send the exact same editions there nowadays with a big SCOTLAND on it because it fools them.

Shit deal ttt

>WEIGHT
>DART SMOKING HABITS
>FUCKIN YO BITCH
>PLAYED 3 GAMES WITH THE ST KILDA U19 SQUAD
>THE LAST GREAT WHITE SPINNER HOPE

Tyler just dropped a truth nuke in cricinfo lads

>Ball tampering in a dead rubber

KEK

Make a bong instead

BK has the elite deals tttt

Just let loose a mammoth mudslide of faeces, it's Englands efforts in the field.

assuming that's in NZ it would probably be a decent deal over here

>not religiously browsing big footy instead

It doesn't get much more pathetic than that.

checked
and all those bongs/poopees were calling us cheats yesterday KEK

1. Chic-fil-a
2. In and out burger
3. KFC
4. Arby’s
5. McDonaldd
6.Burger King
7.wendy’s
7. Taco Bell
8. Dairy Queen
Can /cric/ rate their fast food

Large Big Mac BLT with coke no sugar and a 10 pack of chicken mcnuggets

The bowler of peace returns

>not putting 5 guys or whataburger on your list
for shame

I’m counting only places with drive thru’s

>Stealing Dan Brettig's heat seeking fact missiles
Yea no mate.

Running for the toilet lads, nasty case of food poisoning from Moeen Alis pies

If Moeen Ali takes 5 wickets today to trump will returm the capital to tel aviv

Pffft nothing personal kid

This thread needs more poo posting.

I’m not getting the (You)s I want lads

Nooooo

just took a poo lads, looked an awful lot like Cumeron Wankcroft

REEEEEEEEEE
Honestly some elite bulking meals in there.

Just off for a poo brb