thanks for taking me out for dinner user. I love discussing sports with you

> thanks for taking me out for dinner user. I love discussing sports with you.

shut the fuck up

Messi or Penaldo? Choose wisely. Your continued consumption of happy hour Casa Grande depends on it.

>implying I’d ever get a girl to speak to me

thanks but that janitor keeps looking at us weird

>implying you aren't going to get laid on new years

Did she retire?

>t-t-thanks y-you t-t-too

who is this virgin mary?

Do you really think that another taco is a good idea, me luv?

/r/wholesome4chan

Mouseface Marie

Scat & zoophiliac

kill yourself faggot

whatever babe. you're still gonna shit in my mouth later, right?

even the poor lab is obese

BR2049 actress mate
Why are they doing these faces?

fpbp

>that pseudo chad and cute girl
>implying you know which ones i am talking about

She's pretty cute. Any nudes?

Me too. I love bowl season. It's amazing watching a smaller school give their all against a big one.

no, she went to my school and was a quiet church girl. no way there are nudes out there

Damn, usually quiet church girls are plain looking because they don't put effort into looking hot. She sounds like primo wife material.

You gotta watch out for those church girls. Many of them are secretly the biggest sluts.

girl with the leaf looks qt

You can't secretly be a slut, maybe you meant the biggest freaks in bed? Which I'm also skeptical of.

yeah. i'd love to be the guy she gives her virginity to. she'll probably be with that guy for life

eat yo food hoe im giving you a dick enema in 30 minutes

Bald head guy and the girl holding the dog

th-thanks

Based Black Man with the FPBP

Just dress well, and listen. No need to talk much. Just ask a few questions here and there, and be yourself. That way you end up with a woman who appreciates you for you, and not a woman who expects someone different because you acted the way you thought she'd want you to act.

widespread obesity
teens with kids
zero fashion sense
acute self-obsession

Hmm...in which country could this pic have been snapped?

>brown eyes
>widows peak
>bert and ernie nose
>sits with her shoulder raised
>hand on face during pictures

sorry this is just a one night thing, i hope you understand.

Post that webm of her. You know the one.

>sits with her shoulder raised
That's a submissive signal you autist.
>hand on face during pictures
>adjusting hair
This is flirtation. Read a book or something.

hand on face is for beta orbitter women, sorry to break it to you dave

>Kentucky
Like poultry.

Only if she's using it to support her head, which she's not.

>How much do you think he gets paid?

>Flyover liberals

>thread up for +4 hours
>not even 40 replies
Absolute STATE of Sup Forums

This is becoming expensive, to be honest.

dumping whatever lol

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>and be yourself
This.

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Fuck the mods, coming straight from Myanmar

excellent post indeed

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