What is Sup Forums's opinion om chess, and why is Magnus Carlsen so cute?

What is Sup Forums's opinion om chess, and why is Magnus Carlsen so cute?

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fun fact 9 year old me was better at chess than current me

Magnus is good because he plays aggro and memorize a bunch of computer scenarios

funnier fact 9 year old you had more chance of getting laid than current you

> Carlsen loses championship to a 68 year old Indian
> Stockfish loses engine championship to a 4 hour old AlphaZero

How will Dopeway ever recover. You can't blame this on the lipstick

What's the point of watching humans play chess when computers do it better?

That's the beauty of it. Humans make mistakes

??

fun fact your mom

I think that AlphaZero will figure out chess within the year, and it will be the ultimate chess engine forever. It's incredible it beat what many felt was the ultimate chess engine for years.

AlphaZero ain't shit (yet).

The only reason it beat 'the ultimate chess engine' is because the other program was run on poor settings.

It was just a marketing stunt.

Also, Carlsen is pretty good at Fantasy Premier League: fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/752224/event/20

So you can lose in chess without making mistakes?
What a shit game.

Nobody knows that. Engines have been made by humans, after all.

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Computer chess are basically just draw machines, yawn

if you analyze the games, other engines have trouble understanding why A0 moves are so good and only realize stockfish was in trouble when it was too late to save the position

Good game but its advanced theory gets very boring.

I have little interest in slow games, I play 1 and 3 minutes, chess.com around 1800.

Reminder that when women compete against women, they fail to be as best as the best men competing against men, when rated by the same metric.

>What is Sup Forums's opinion on chess
Poker is the better game/metaphor for life, but I respect the skill.

>why is Magnus Carlsen so cute?
Superior Norse genetics.

>Catholic
>Smart

Typical cheese eating surrender monkey not understanding how elo works.

Not a sport

Sorry, I don't think chess fits in on the warhammer board.

So, we all agree that d4 is the superior opening and e4 is only for the kids and casuals right?

you're right, it's more of a video game nowadays

I only play the English as white

He looks like he could be John Candy's illegitamte son.

that is also acceptable

>tfw the USA has three top ten chess players
How can other countries even compete?

Chess is a poor mans darts

Yeah but carles is so cute
I don't see chess in pubs

He looks and acts pretty autistic

Is an computer a athlete?

Exactly, poor people cant afford to go to the pub

It's true. With those costs you're better off drinking at home.

whoa

*blocks your path*

What's his problem?

>*shits in your path*
what did he mean by this?

one of us

What a fucking sperg

>famous norwegian
>looks nothing like what americans keep telling me norwegians look like

wtf?!

Nonce

Now I'm worried.

what

what do the americans tell you the norwegians look lke

He's a Cro Magnon

Hi Magnus!

I think a person would have to be a little odd to devote their lives to a board game.

He looks like the funny banana.

Not a real sport.

hahahaha!!!!

I want to fuck Magnus's sister.

7' blond thors

>tfw taken advantage of by my second grade teacher
You're not wrong.

McShane 4 lyfe

His Knight-Knight endgame is unstoppable. Literally 4D chess right there, way beyond other guys.

chess is Sup Forums

he looks fucking weird.

he has a weird smile, but he looks just like most europeans