Brit/pol/ - Cozy Morning Edition

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html

>ETERNAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi/

>PRO-BREXIT LEADSOM V PRO-REMAIN MEDIA-BACKED MAY WAR CONTINUES
theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/10/andrea-leadsom-camp-hits-back-motherhood-row-theresa-may

>ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN STOP!!! THAT'S IT, I W-WARNED YOU, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BLAIRITES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756975

>UKIP IS FINISHED - PAUL NUTTALL DROPS OUT OF THE LEADERSHIP RACE, NIGGER OR WOMAN SET TO REPLACE HIM AND "RID THE PARTY OF RACISTS, SEXISTS AND HOMOPHOBES"
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682752/Who-ll-end-Cult-Nigel-m-woman-UKIP-s-best-known-female-politician-says-party-shed-chauvinist-image.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379

>LIB DEM MEMBERSHIP 'SURGES' AFTER BUMBLASTED REMAINERS FLOCK TO THEM IN DROVES
leftfootforward.org/2016/07/lib-dems-hit-their-highest-membership-in-a-decade-why-are-thousands-signing-up/

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>THE MAD MULLAH PLANS TO RELEASE A FILM ABOUT TONY THE BLOOD GOD'S IRAQ SLAUGHTER
theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/07/the-killing-of-tony-blair-review-george-galloway-chilcot-iraq

>PETER HITCHENS ON SUNDAY: LEAVE BLAIR ALONE, YOU'RE ALL TO BLAME
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/

>MENTAL MCDONNELL SEES THE GHOST OF THATCHER WHEN HE STARES DOWN INTO HIS TOILET BOWL
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/john-mcdonnell-remembers-lambeth-revolt/

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andrealeadsom.com/working-for-you/andrea's-blog/a-tory-mums-recipe-for-a-perfect-british-society/27
ibtimes.co.uk/brexit-over-1000-barristers-sign-letter-saying-eu-referendum-vote-not-legally-binding-1569919
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Britain for the British! No Islam, no Judaism, no coloureds, no Slavs, no Meds, no Spaniards!

TRADE DEALS

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>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
the memes are leaking into real life lads

At mine a pair of Pacific Islanders took pictures up the Korean teacher's dress with a hidden cellphone, then posted it to Facebook

She left and they got away with it too

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC

oh god I got to "g-good after n-noon" before closing the video in a swathe of cringe
can someone give me a transcript

something along the lines of "what's your opinion on "keek" and meme magic?"

Where is your article 50, cucks.

and what does are nige say

Oliver:''Good afternoon Nigel''
Nige:''Not quite there yet (10am)
Oliver''Aye, ye goodafternoon''
>Based Nige laughs at retard
Oliver:''What do you think is going on with young people regarding keek, and meme magic because of the referendum''
Nige:''Well look, all around the EU, in Greece, Spain, Italy, and France, the youth are anti-eu, they don't want to be in the EU, so when I see that 75% of young people in the UK voted to stay in, that troubles me''
^From memory

See

thanks

>keek

Morning lids.
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
Fucking hell that was funny. I live Nige.

Where is your bank bailout, guinea

It's done on purpose. Just watch it.

> tried to watch the "keek" and "meme magic" video with Nige.
> had to turn it off the moment the kid mentioned "keek"
>Now i'm pacing the room with my head in my hands

oh for fuck's sake

>1:13:30
>morning

AUSTRALIAN

1am is morning, Karen. you stupid slut.

It's morning in bongland

Belgium is a non country.

I swear, some talented cunt should merge Nige and Karen to make a TRUE BRITISH MASCOT

Got some bad news about leadsom lads

andrealeadsom.com/working-for-you/andrea's-blog/a-tory-mums-recipe-for-a-perfect-british-society/27

>white with blonde hair
She doesn't look British at all, also why is she not wearing her burqa?

what is with all the autists incapable of seeing humour and just laughing about stuff, instead of pulling tumblr-tier *cringes* shit?

karen chan kawaii desu

>one cup of Anglo Saxon determination;
>jugful of Muslim respect for the family;
>pinch of traditional Asian modesty;
>two tablespoonsful of military respect for authority;
>serve on a bed of East European work ethic;
>full glass of British belief in the freedom of the individual!

What the fuck did I just read.

Is mummy the second coming of maggie?

Are we about to see Argentina get rekt again?

Because not everyone has the same sense of humour as a fucking leaf

Sharia is better than anything Western secularism can offer

>Muslim respect for the family
>East European work ethic
holy fucking shit, i'm losing it right here

So kawaii

Hopefully.

We are finally at a stage where we are moving away from religion, then its like
>"Hold up, theres a new religion at the door."
>"Knock Knock, its Sharia, here to burn down your civilised society."

just woke up and opened the curtains.. saw 2 elderly romanian women being chased down the street by a crowd of balaclava-wearing white supremacists carrying england flags. A young muslim man stood in front of them and called for them to stop and that we were all humans but was knocked unconscious by a can of carling while the mob leader yelled 'we voted to deport you muhammad, go back to timbuktu'
really breaks your heart... huh

it's possible to see there's humour in something even if you don't actually find it funny, and there is definitely no need for 'I literally can't even, much cringe' tumblr antics

>tfw all the dads in my village have shaved their heads and have started picking on all the foreigners
really regret voting Brexit right now.

Sounds fun. Where can I sign up?

Fucking kek. Hahahah.

Sharia for UK

If you want some good old romper stomper fun, come over to Manchester, Glasgow or Dundee. That's where I get my steam off. In just one week in Dundee we curb stomped a paki and a nigger, one of our fellows forked a Bengali in the neck.

Do you attack pakis if ever they have the union jack all around their house?

Should post the cover of today's Economist. Italy's banks are failing and they only have 20% reserve to cover deposits. Much bailout talks with Merkel

Be glad you left the EU

Afternoon lads

Good afternoon

do you have names for it?

>Paki Punting
>Hindu Hurling
>Pole Punching
>Scot Slapping
>Somali Stomping
>Muzzie Mashing
>Romanian Removing
>Korean Kicking
>China Chomping
>Nepali Nutting

GOOD MORNING!

FUNNY

FUNNY ISN'T IT

Yes. Paki with the Union Flag in public is not all that patriotic and anti-migration. Most of them parade it like a trophy of a conquest.
It's usually "let's smash some cunts"

Have we found out who oliver from Stroud is?

Ah, "Cunt Kicking"

Isn't it funny*

They aren't going to stop:

>More than 1,000 lawyers across the UK have signed a letter addressed to Prime Minister David Cameron insisting that last month's vote to leave the European Union is not legally binding.

>They recommended the creation of an independent committee to assess the benefits and risks of Brexit, citing evidence that the referendum result "was influenced by misrepresentations of fact and promises that could not be delivered".
ibtimes.co.uk/brexit-over-1000-barristers-sign-letter-saying-eu-referendum-vote-not-legally-binding-1569919

I love how they focus on "lies" from the Leave campaign.
Meanwhile, prior to the vote, Gideon was all like: "Leaving the EU means turning your back on the world," whilst this morning GIdeon is all like: "Leaving the EU doesn't mean turning our back on the world." So clearly the Remain side lied, too, but the rich, privileged lawyers don't give a shit about that. These faggots who hate public opinion are exactly the kind of disconnected ponces that Leave voters were voting against.

It must really suck too, when you have spent years studying European Law and it will soon no longer be relevant.

*FUNNY ISN'T IT

Battle of the Boyne on this day in 1690

He was on here before, during and after.

We're not dox'ing him, if that's what you are trying to say?

I͎͚̼S̸̻͙͙̲̗̼N̪̲̥͉̳͖ͅ'T̪̗̬̫ ̦̙̠͕̘̦̫Í̙̦̦̩͔T̵̖̦͖̟̯ ̘͙F̶̰͓̳̤̝Ụ̸͍̳ͅNN̬̪͎̬͍͈̻Y͈̜̫͝ ͖̝

nah, just wanted to confirm he browsed Sup Forums and not eight chan or reddit or summat.

I KNOW THAT VIRTUALLY NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER DONE A PROPER JOB IN YOUR LIVES. OR WORKED. OR WORKED IN BUSINESS. OR WORKED IN TRADE. OR INDEED EVER CREATED A JOB.

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WELL JUST LOOK AT THE MEDITERRANEAN!

Why has somebody replaced "screw" with "fuck"? It doesn't rhyme now.

Cheers lad

G-G-Good afternoon

Lel.

Then they can fuck off to Ireland. We have a proportion of Lawyers in our society similar to that of the US, the ammount of lawyers has increased massively over the past 30 years.

It's not quite afternoon yet Oliver, but go on

Pill me, lads. I hear a lot of remain whine that we "won't have a voice in the EU anymore". Why is this a thing? If we're leaving it, who gives a shit? We don't have a say in US politics either.

Also did anyone seriously think we could "reform" the EU? Even if you were completely neutral, our politicians and media have spent YEARS slagging the EU off and now we expect them to listen to what we want to change? Can you imagine working for a company, loudly telling them they're shit and you're going to quit one day, then walking into a board meeting and demand a better vending machine?

pic unrelated

>Kezia Dugdale on why Cobyn isn't cut out to be PM: “He’s deeply driven by his principles and wanting to do the right thing.”
Anti Corbyn Labour in a nutshell lmao

It is reference that, while we don't know the outcome of the negotiations, basically any other country, like Norway has to agree with the terms set on stuff like migration, which was a key issue. So people think it will end up like that, leaving the EU, but being forced to accept their rules in return of being in the single market. Thus, no longer having a voice at the table.

Lets just make a trade empire with the commonwealth, america, russia and asia

Reminder to hide Carswell shills. They support him because they agree with him, as they'll let slip/grudgingly admit after arguing with them for some time.

Welp.You know ,if Corbyn has support of MSM that phrase will be on the first page of them

Reminder also to hide Peter Hitchens shills.

Peter himself is fine a lot of the time. Ignore YKTD shilling him though, he just agrees with anything he says, save a few issues.

Better. Spain are making some sort of claim to Gibraltar

Spaniards are delusional. We have the best military in the world. They would be destroyed.

Are you guys ready for Supreme Overlord Theresa May?

Wut?It isnt 1985 lad

I want them to invade just so we can fucking destroy them.

They'll probably make us contribute to the bail out. We're not out yet

#JustSoYouKnow

#Cuck

Thatcher 2.0.. Well at least we only have her for 4 years.

Meme magic.
mfw

>no Slavs
>lacking in-group preference

And if they want cash in Aid we will happly contribute for better exit terms.

>oneoffpaymentforclay

>Setting out plans to change the way big businesses are governed, Mrs May will say consumers and workers should have places on their boards.

>The home secretary will acknowledge the criminal justice system treats black people "more harshly" than white counterparts.

wow just wow. This country is so fucked if she wins. Not only will nogs have government approval to commit more crimes but the UK will also be less business friendly.

No she's not.

I don't know either. Anything important goes through nato. As for the other stuff we'll have to make our products compliant with EU standards anyway just like other exporters. I don't think it's worth the money to have a half arse input on this

Not fussed to be honest!
Both May and Leadsom aren't ideal but we have little choice in the matter.
Maybe in the next few years, the Tories will field somebody better but even as all the candidates were announced, none were particularly outstanding.

Makes me want to go and spend my holiday money there lads

Exactly. I'm tired of people running down our power to negotiate. We are basically striking a deal with Germany, not the whole of the EU (since Germany is bankrolling them), and we are an important trade partner. They will totally throw a few polish workers under the bus without blinking

Not a Slav, but Anglo-Norsk. If I was a British subject of Slavic descent I still would oppose the arrival of other people who are not native to the British Isles.

The Spanish should have a talk with the Argentinians before trying anything.

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True, true

If Leadsom can barely cope with a few journalists taking her words out of context how the fug could she possibly remain level-headed when running the country?

As much as I want a right wing leader, I'd also prefer our country wasn't a laughing stock

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