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mfw saturday nights edition

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quite alright sir, thank you

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When this guy posted hugging 2 girls at his little party, I told everyone he was a jerk. Nobody believed it, everyone hated on me. I can tell what a person is like in 30 seconds, just by looking at their face.

I am glad he got into the sex scandal, he proved everything I already knew. And women are dumb not to know this.

The witch hunt that's happening now is over the fucking top though.

what if i just cant find my way back home

Who is this joker?
Very good, very good.
And a thank you to you too.

Makin them bottles pop tonight

AAAAAAAAH

>Who is this joker?
Our former PM
>The witch hunt that's happening now is over the fucking top though.
It isn't. The most laughable part is about Luisa being his little cuteling. I am truly amazed about how women are blind. Must be the money, though in his case he is in over 300k in loans.

Some anonymous whore set him up. This whole story is bullshit. Did you notice how thirsty Delfi is, writing story after story about this even when no one cares.

>you have a new match on tinder

>his little cuteling
wtf

Stories like this generate the most clicks.

>Some anonymous whore set him up
Hah. Then why he was fucking girls on his wedding day night. Look, you don't know shit about how guys work. Everyone told me I was wrong, even Delfi, but I know things.

he should go to fucking jail for deceiving the nation

A K I B A

Ma arvan, et ta lihtsalt üritas sebida mingit suvalist naist, et oma ego kergitada, miilustas ja käperdas natuke ja tõmmati talle korralik pasahunnik kaela. Sellest, et ta kedagi keppis oma pulmaööl, pole kuulnud.

See põhisüüdistaja ja skandaali orgunnija värdjas kommunist, Krister Paris ju ütles, et see on kättemaks machomehele. Ehk siis minu arust läheb asi sinna väravasse, et valge mees ei tohi naist puutuda, muidu lähed vangi, aga kui Jamal või Mohammed vägistab tänaval, siis on ok.

Nagu öeldud, siis see naine ei olevat kordagi ei öelnud ega minema läinud, kuna """kartis""". Paljud naised märkasid seda ja ütlesid, et tegu on puhta pasaga. Kui kohtusse ei minna, on tavaliselt lugu ikka sitaks kahtlane.

bit hungry, lads

Have a small snack m80, should help with your hunger.

>miilustas ja käperdas natuke
Sa oled naissoost, sa ei saa aru. Kui Luisa tahab teda oma alla tõmmata, siis ei oleks niimoodi andestanud. Tal on näost näha, mis mehega tegu on. Ainult mehed näevad seda. Eriti pane veel tähele, et teie "armasad mehed" naeravad teie üle, eriti selle ütle, et nad ei või teisi naisi keppida. Sa ei kujuta ette, kuidas teie "mehed" teie üle naeravad ja uhkustavad.

Pole naine. Ei ma täitsa arvan, et Rõivas on edevat tüüp mees, aga ma sügavalt kahtlen, et ta seal kedagi keset pidu vägistas.

Ma ei vaata Rõivase nägu, ma vaatan fakte - kahtlane userüümne naine, kellest keegi midagi kuulnud ei ole, avalik üritus, ei keeldunud, tõmbas teema 3 nädalat hiljem enne valimisi läbi meedia üles jne... Minu arvates kui asi kohtus pole on tegemist pseudoprobleemiga, sõna-sõna vastu.

>ma vaatan fakte - kahtlane userüümne naine
Pane omale kahtlane userüümne naine silma alla, naine.

Nagu taganemine oli ilmselt õige asi, kuna olukord ise oli juba mittesobilik, aga ma ei leia, et Rõivas selle teema pärast eriti kottimist vääriks. Rõivas on 100x normaalsem poliitik, kui Ossinovski, Ratas ja muud kremlikommunistid. Eriti sitt variant eestlastele on sotsid ja nemad igast Reformi äranussimisest kõige rohkem kasu lõikavad. Eks tuleb siis rahul olla kuidas eestlaste erakond alla lastakse ja asemele tulevad sitased sotsialistid, kes keeravad riigi putsi ja jagavad raha lasnavenelastele.

t. Reformierakond (PS boikoteerin kõiki erakondi)

EKRE valija alati irvatab, et sai jälle Reformile ära nussida, aga reaalsus on see, et seni kuni on Eestis venelasi võidavad sellest sitast ainult sotsid ja kesk, kuna Vene valija ei vali EKRE-t, vaid lolli järjekindlusega Toomi ja Kõlvartit ja neid valivad lollid eestlased ka. Siis tulebki parlament, kus Reform ja EKRE (päris eestlaste erakonnad) toksivad seent opositsioonis ja Kesk ja sotsid teevad kommunismi. Helmedele on see hea, kuna saab opositsioonis contrariani mängida ja ei pea kunagi mitte munnigi reaalselt tegema, aga normaalsele eestlasele ei ole. Olgu siis kasvõi Reform+EKRE koalitsioon enne.

Kui miski muu ei tööta, loodan, et tuleb Reform+Kesk koalitsiooni vähemalt. Sotsid on väljakannatamatud ja nad järjekindlalt tugevdavad positsiooni. Ossinovski juba rääkis 50k immigrandist ja sellest kui mõttetu inimene on Eesti mees (ja kaudselt sellest kui lahe ja kultuuritooja on Ahmeed).

Kesk ja Reform on mõlemad KGB, EKRE on Rahvaliit Arnold Rüütliga pukis. IRL müüb elamislube venelastele. Mida seal valida on. Sotsidest pole midagi rääkida, nimed nagu Lauristin räägivad enda eest, EW kukutajad.

Mul Vene või Venega seotud poliitikute vastu 0 usaldus. Valin rahvuse järgi.

maybe tomorrow mate
fancy some asian cuisine
duck or some shit

PANZERS ON A LINE
FORM THE WEHRMACHTS SPINE
LETHAL GRAND DESIGN

what about the men executing orders?

y'all gay

They were just as guilty as the men giving orders.

ur fucking gay
u hear me

fite me u dumb kiwi homo

it won't be a fite
it'll be a fucking beating
4 u

lil bitch

yeah well ur face is dumb

run but you cannot hide

craving a new york burger but i probably shouldnt drive rn

O K I N A W A F L O W

greatness dies

whoa, there is no need for that sort of carry on.

is this guy insane in the membrane

t. doodoo head

A Jehova's witness came to my door once. I was looking at her with a smile in my face, she probably got wet. But never showed up again.

I'm not a doodoo head...

LMAO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A DOODOO HEAD WOULD SAY

How many times have you sharted today?

I see, but why are you telling me this

he is probably insane in the brain

none, i hold it in so i can have a nice one at the end of the day

YOU'RE THE FRIGGING DOODOO HEAD
YOU ARE

little kids with their petty insults

NO MOMMY SAID IM A GOOD BOY I AM GOOD BOY NOT DOODOO HEAD TAKE THAT BACK AHHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=GqNGoAwYYk8

I like your tastes.

play the digeridoo

have any of you tried meditation and is it a meme?

NANI? subaru suzuki honda civic opai SHINEEEEE

ore wa tsuyoi Teryiaki-kun san senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

oooo sugoi dorifuto dayo

It's no meme, it practically enables you to manipulate emotions and understand how reality works from within.

wake up you can't be sleepy sleepy right now
you have to be wakey wakey

yup I wanna start doing it, but I'm kinda lazy
So what kind of method do you use?

Do you even meditate?
youtube.com/watch?v=EAYfJckSEN0

Cut off the entire world, deep breaths until your brainwaves change to deep relaxation. It really works. I even started to control my dreams.

nice track I also like syntwave senpai kun sama

I see, and for how long are you doing it? i mean how long the session should last

>tfw Sengoku Yuichiro Sabaka san tan kun senpai is dead

>I can tell what a person is like in 30 seconds, just by looking at their face.
autism

oh no is he gonna unleash his super duper secret hidden banished technique? the last time he did it the WHOOOOOLE toilet exploded
we better be careful

>Saturday night
>thread is full of Estonians

Really makes you think.

Yoichiro kun san pow is telling the truth we don't want to lose another toilet

they are already sleeping tho

hidden leaf village secret technique. the butt poke

ahh yes the old secret anus fisting technique pretty powerful indeed

I did that to a girl once. She looked at me funny then ran away to her mom

oh my that is not good
seek some help you freaking freak of the freaky town

I'm a professional psychologist...

then I guess talk with yourself

das right, and i'll do it again too if i have to

you don't want to do that in public. people will suspect you're crazy.

but you are crazy

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you are psychologist you should know it yourself

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i don't have to prove shiet. and just because i don't know what you're talking about...how do you know what you're talking about?

this conversation is over as it doesn't give any pleasure to me
I mean BOOOORING

so, stop replying genius

Thread theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

Whatever you choose. Focus on the breath, let the thoughts fade away. It can really go as deep that you fall asleep. This is why they sit upright, so they don't go into sleep mode. At some point it will become to feel like bliss, if you start using visualization techniques on top of it.

I see, thanks for the info
btw when did you started doing it?

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>Suzhou, Jiangsu
What is this all about?

Beautiful

I first started experimenting, now it's been many years. There's probably a thing that directs one towards it.

and do you do it every day?

deja vu

*logs off*