Which Pokemon Go team is /pol approved?

Which team is Sup Forums approved? Pic related

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yellow

Needing extrinsic motivation to go outside is degenerate

Seems to be split 50/50 between valour and instinct, personally I am on team
>owning a smartphone

chose instinct because I like zapdos
5 gyms nearby are all blue fml

get the fuck out

get the fucking fuck out you goddamn shill

The sphere encased battle rats have teams too?

Blue since I'm white. Literary everyone who have picked Instinct have been Muslims. Red are normies.

Valor because blue and yellow take up most of the gyms here.

What are the rarest pokemon so far?

What the fuck is with blue team? Everywhere I go it's blue, I'm beginning to think I made the wrong choice

Valor - team of normiefags. worst team
Mystic - team of wannabee know it alls, this is also the official lefty cuck team
Instinct - team of lads that just play the game for a laff and bantz.

Wut

I ask because I would have thought Valor (synonym for Glory, Moltres = phoenix), but it seems to be full of gang mentality Mexicans. Leaves me unsure what to pick

I've literally never seen ditto and farfetch'd so I'm guessing them

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Team? What the fuck are you talking about you little generation Z shitstain? Most of us bought Pokemon Red because Blastoise looked kinda retarded. Is this some neo-Pokemon shit you're talking about? Why are you allowed to unironically post here?

In this thread, you stupid fuck.

Valour seems the least cuckes

Instinct is for niggers and Mystic is for fags

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And you got your stats from where?
Literally anybody can be on any team.
The game just came out and team selection is fucking irrelevant.

Zapdos, electricity has uses with very little to no negatives.
Also, slide thread.

Blue is normies.
Red is SJWs.
Yellow is autists.

Valor master race

>doesnt know fire cooks your food and keeps you warm

Yellow is the normie choice

Blue is the hipster choice

Red is the patrician choice

Doesn't that describe literally every reason to go outside?

Red is for SJWs
Blue is for Non-Whites
Yellow is for Jews

The only way to win is not to play.

That is why we rarely go outside.

can we all agree blue is shit

>Not picking Team Rocket
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Electric stove and heaters. Get rekt caveman.

saged

Blue is for SJWs, Non-Whites, Whites, and Jews.
Nobody does Red. and NOBODY does Yellow.

you're all faggots

None you giant cuck faggot its Pokemon you know for baby's

Blue/Mystic are normies.
Red/Valor are jocks.
Yellow/Instinct are weirdo lone wolfs.

>tfw Windows Phone
>tfw left out because of a fucking phone app

Ditto, the legendary birds mewtwo and mew aren't in the game.

This

Take this shit to reddit and circlejerk

Take your flag back to syria

>moltres & articuno takes 50% damage from stealth rock
why even be called legendary

this
mystic is reddit's team and valor are literally all underage

>gym teams are red, blue, yellow
>starting pokemon are red, blue, green

fucking why

You can get pika by walking away several times instead of capturing one.

this

Blue (Mystic) of course. Normos and nobos are red, and all the immigrants scum are yellow. Also the only chick I met playing was blue :3

Zapdos is literally the best out of the 3 original legendaris.
Team Yellow all the way.
>tfw every gym around me is red or blue

Nintendo are a fucking joke

Blue is called team mystic in the US? It´s wisdom in germany.

Wrong picture.

I noticed that too. I´ve seen like 7 gyms and none was yellow.

Yep, yellow is the only non faggot choice.

>not playing the english version
The german translations of all the things ever are fucking trash.
>Incense
>Weihrauch
Weihrauch refers to the specific incense used in churches, not general incenses.
German translations are trash tier.

Best are chansey and snorlax, have hard hitting moves and 2x hp

Ok let's settle this, what is Sup Forums's official opinion?

strawpoll.me/10719142/

>living under a rock

I found a chansey but its CP is fucking 10 (ten)

3 posts you dumbass retard

Yellow is monolith!

Look at its 190 health, upgrade that bitch. Chansey can hold a gym by itself

CP can be increased. having good moves is more important.
I have a 250 cp golbat but all it has is fucking bite(6) and some other trash move i cant remember, that needs a ton of charging up.
On the other hand i have a 50cp zubat with sludge bomb(50) with only 2 charge ups needed

190 health is worthless if it cant dodge a single attack because its a fat fuck.

Swipe left and right to dodge
My 1k cp flareon only has like 80 hp, chansey can handle that ass

it's freaking 10 cp... I'd have to use a ton of stardust and moreover I don't have enough chansey candy
>chansey has psybeam
Yeah nah I wasn't going to train it anyway