So /pol what do you think about my interpretation of Martins Song of Ice and Fire?
Let’s begin with the bottom:
>Dorne: Territory of House Martell, obviously stands for southern Europeans, they look like Europeans with mostly brown skin
>Reach: Territory of House Tyrell, definitely France: Full of gay knights but sexy manipulative women
>Westerlands: Territory of House Lannister, treacherous incest bastards, whose main effort is to gather power - so obviously Britain
>Iron Islands: Territory of House Greyjoy, brutal idiots who aren’t able to build up a functioning economy so they rape and plunder everything everywhere – Scandinavian Vikings
>The north: Territory of House Stark, humble people highly influenced by the Germanic skin shifter meme but there are also abominations like the Boltons – definitely early medieval Germany
>Beyond the Wall (Wildlings, not the others): These are actually white niggers; they look like whites but live like cave men – so definitely Russians or general Slavs
>The Rest are Arabs and Sandniggers, except the Dothraki, who are basically red skinned niggers who fight more or less like the Golden Horde/Mongolians
Riverlands are probably the Netherlands, they are flooded plains and very culturally similar to the north
Sebastian Sanchez
Yeah that seems legit, except from the different religion to the north. And the Freys are british immigrants.
Mason Fisher
>Germany >the North
Lol no.
The North has committed quite a few atrocities and they sure as fuck didn't apologize or feel sorry about it.
Nicholas Sanders
Does it even matter?
Dany's going to cuck Westeros's shit up with millions of Dothraki, and the continent will devolve into a mulattoized Turkey while the Free Cities go on to become pure White cultural and technological powerhouses.
Oliver Evans
How could you apologize for starting two world wars and killing millions of people?
oh my god, holy fucking shit, no way. are you saying westeros' land mass is based on the english isles? dude holy SHIT. my fucking mind, bro. just woooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaah. fucking a man what a mind fuck!
Jayden Powell
>Game of thrones is based on British History >Non Anglos try to claim a re-arranged British isles belongs to other European countries >Muh sides
Kevin Wilson
make Bear Island Austrian/Switzerland and you are fine my alpine bro
Andrew Jackson
Westeros is literally England with a bit of Moors sprinkled over the south
Cameron Mitchell
>Fantasy War of the Roses set on a scaled up British Isles with everything below a line between London and Bristol cut off and stuck back on the other way around and Hadrians Wall made 800ft high >Hurr Durr European nations.
Jaxson Hill
>everybody pay attention to mah glorious british chaliphate >hurr durr how dare you peasants talk not about me and my fucking islands
Blake Ross
>444 hail Lady Mormont and her drips!
Nathan Walker
>Boris is this mad there aren't slavshits in GoT
Julian Bell
The South is based on the Irish landmass actually. Also, there clearly is elements taken from other European cultures in the different areas. The Reach for instance is obviously France, Dorne is obviously Iberia, the Stormlands are obviously Germany and the Iron Islands are obviously Scandinavia. The Riverlands are chiefly English me thinks, getting raped by the Andals first, then by the Ironborn ;^)
Gavin Green
wrong
Justin Turner
based on OP's pic you and us just combined our forces to destroy the false rulers over the North.
I realy like this idea.
Julian Myers
"no"
Ryder Moore
>America in this much denial
Thomas Cooper
>wanting the slav master race to be on a shitty jewish tv show
rush b cyka
Noah Peterson
you can say whatever you want. i still live in the greatest country in the world that happens to be the whitest nation in the world at 200,000,000
>muh percentages
most of you are culturally enriched by slav subhumans anyway
don't forget to take your medication today, buddy. if your country is so great then why the fuck do you have some of the highest anti depressant usage in the world? you're not happy. your country is fucking garbage and you people are mind controlled. enjoy ww3
Jack Allen
>tfw WE actually WUZ VIKANGZ
Christian Murphy
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Angel Peterson
>British history >not european
you cheeky bastatd
Nolan Wood
>200mil white people >considers hispanics, asiatics, and halfbreeds white Nice meme Pedro, even when you try to count your assorted niggery as white half your country is still shitskins. And those 200 mil pure white aryan patriots you mentioned stood by and watched it happen.
Deal with it Americuck, reality sucks and Trump sold his soul to the jews so there goes your last great white hope.
You are the center of all cuckery in the world, you are the original Sweden.
Xavier Diaz
Your map is a bit off mate. Pic is the correct one..
Tyler Diaz
Where is Canada?
Brayden Turner
The Wall = Hadrian's Wall North = Scotland Iron Islands = Scandinavia Dorne = Spain The Rock & Stormlands = England
Braavos = Venice/Italy Lys & Volantis = North Africa Dothraki = Mongols Valyria = Roman Empire Qarth = Istanbul Summer Islands & Sothoryos = Africa Ibben = Iceland Asshai = India Leng = China
Bentley Sanchez
The Targaryens are obviously Turks. Which makes sense because 1) landed on Westeros (Europe) with their dragons (cannon) and set shit on fire 2) Dragon motif is a common theme in Turkish mythology 3) Forced Rhoynar (Greece) into Dornish exile 4) Pushed back out of Westeros by the Usurper Baratheon - Stormlands not mentioned by OP is a major MAJOR flaw, but since OP is a faggot I'll fill it in - Balkans who are Turkish rapebabbies, like the Baratheons. Another point to support - Baratheons are divided among themselves just like the Balkans are. 5) Hatching the dragon 6)???? 7) PROFIT!!!!
Lucas Ramirez
Reach (especially Redwynes) = France
Jason Bell
The only common threads i see is with inbreeding and delusions of grandeur.
Samuel Russell
>WE WUZ DRAGUNS N SHIET
kek
Luis Martin
>North >Germany >Westaros >Based off an country in particular. Yeah no. The only comparison that you can draw is that Westeros is based of medieval Europe in general. And no, the Iron Islands are only loosely based of the Viking, since for the Ironborn raiding is a way of life and part of their religion, and for the Vikings robbery was just a profession.
Eli Gomez
Obligatory
Nathan Johnson
What are the dutch?
Probably iron bankers?
James Lewis
you should stop watching degenerate TV shows with people who cant change a tire in real life, pretending to be vikings
Austin Jones
Well it went over OP's head so your juvenile and painfully unfunny sarcasm is unwarranted.
But yes, the North is Scotland, not Germany. Stark and Lannister = York and Lancaster. The Free Cities = Mainland Europe, because Valyria = Rome.
Connor Torres
Targaryens are supposed to have white hair and purple eyes, be immune to diseases and the only people who can tame dragons. They're obviously a bullshit fantasy nationality.
Gabriel Jackson
Wildlings-scotland. Northern lands- northern england Iron Islands- Ireland Kings landings, westerlands, reach, stormlands- dont really represent anything, just have qualities of generic european kingdoms. Dorne- Spain.
Matthew Campbell
Riverlands
Jace Hill
The word "viking" literally refers to the profession of raiding and looting.
Andrew Diaz
asoiaf sucks compared to the malazan book of the fallen
Carter Morris
No, just the Normans who lived in England.
Ethan Thomas
And Viking is just a general modern term for Jutes, Geats and other Norse peoples. But just calling them "Danes" would confuse most tards on Sup Forums.
Jayden Cooper
>Iron Islands >Bitter people >Fanatics following their religion >Land is shit and they can't grow anything >Scandanavia
Iron Island are literally Ireland
Sebastian Watson
Just because the common dipshit refers to Medieval Scandinavians as "vikings" as a whole, doesn't make it correct.
>Land is shit and they can't grow anything
Why do you think vikings existed, you dipshit Brit?
Ethan Williams
It's okay if you want to get in on the 'WE WUZ' just say so, you don't have to be so coy about it.
Nathan Howard
>Just because the common dipshit refers to Medieval Scandinavians as "vikings" as a whole, doesn't make it correct. Still means you write for the lowest common denominator Ивaн
Lincoln Butler
>2016 >15% muslim polpulation >poor as fuck who is cucked now?
Dominic Johnson
BURN THEM ALL
turks used to have distinctive facial traits before they bred into the anatolians. and no, valyrians were the first dragon tamers, targs are actually a low-level valyrian family. turks need to abandon their Andal (Abrahamic) seven religion (Islam) and go back to their shamanic (blood magic) roots.
you are the Iron Bank though.
Christopher Clark
>turks used to have distinctive facial traits before they bred into the anatolians. You mean that you even more looked like chinks?
Juan Stewart
>2016 >About to have a non-white majority in all major German cities You are
Mason Hall
I can see that you are indeed blessed by Tengri my Turanid brother. Let us take nourishment from the songs of our people: youtube.com/watch?v=75gCMFxCzE8
Lincoln Bell
Riverlands is Poland or Eastern Europe in General. Tons of Fertile Lands and Rivers. But between bigger more powerful places so they get invaded allot.
Luke Howard
Switzerland is (or was) represented by those kik... srry, merchants that Daenerys deposed.
Blake Wright
>turks used to have distinctive facial traits before they bred into the anatolians Which turks, the tengri, the glatians, the mittani, the assuwna league?
Also, distinctive facial traits is a far cry from "purple eyes".
Next I get to make fun of your analogy comparing the notion of "returning to your shamanistic roots" and thinking this makes turkey in any way unique; every single group of people on the planet has an animalist, shamanic or similarly non montheistic religion at some point in history. There is nothing that indicates that the targaryens are in any way more closely related to any group than any other, except for perhaps the Zoroastrians, but a better argument can be made for comparing them to the red god.
David Edwards
Forgot Romanians.
Carter Roberts
Also three-headed dragon is the tamga of Erlik, the Turkic God of Chaos.
GRRM is a true fucking thief ain't he?
Jacob Harris
Danerys is leading the Turks into Britian!
Liam Sullivan
Turks have broader and harder features than Chinks May Tengri give you kut (blessings), hope I can return the lels tho youtube.com/watch?v=7X_NNzsNb64
Jaxon Powell
Dani is obviously Merkel.
Grayson Miller
Greece/Portugal/Spain =King's landing = pay dem debts
William Flores
Fucking gay. This show is fucking gay.
Nicholas Murphy
>honestly this isn't so ba- >second guy starts i nearly shit myself
Ayden Gray
Braavos has the Iron Bank which is in Essos (Middle East) meaning Braavos is Israel. The rest of Essos is Middle Eastern Countries
Tengri of course. It's hard to pinpoint exact features, and GRRM maintained the Elvish purity from Tolkien. Yet the elongated skulls that were present in proto-Turks like Huns and their distant cousins the Mayans, would give a more striking look.
I'd suggest you to read Terence McKenna to find out about the similarities of Amazonian and Central Asian shamans, whose methods he labels as the gateway to psychological realms.
Romanians = Boltons
He is good with arakh-ing, if you catch my drift.
THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED
Camden Howard
Lol in Dutch that translates too:
May Tengri give you pussy
Lincoln James
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Eli Morris
>American education Bravoos is the copycat of Venice, banks included. It even had state assassins
Xavier Powell
I feel like Vaes Dothrak, or at least the Dothraki, could be Mongolians, just not ethnically wise.
Isaiah Scott
Westeros is the size of South America and clearly takes inspiration from all nations of the old west.
Grayson Martin
More Turks, I bet that they have something similar to kebab
Henry Bell
>anything with a bank is israel
Jesus Christ kill yourselves already you 11 year old summerfag underages.
>dorne - turkey and Balkans, dessert like climate >Reach - France(most fertile areas of Westeros) >Stormlands - the German and central European nations, high martial culture >Westerlands - Spain and Portugal aka Iberia, they have shit ton of gold >Crownlands - Italy, the seat of power aka Rome >The Vale - the alps(if they were one nation) so more or less Switzerland >Iron-islands - Scandinavia, poor with raiding culture >River-lands - the British Isles, rivers and used to be ruled by Vikings or storm-lords(germans) >the north - Russia, long winters n shit >the land beyond the wall - Mexico
Connor Cook
hello yosi
Joshua Foster
>Turkish >Tengri >Pick one Tengri mostly spread through sycthia and was adopted by the people in the turkish area, they arent actually ethnically tengri.
>Elvish purity from tolkein Firstly tolkein's elves were just catholics. Secondly GRRM's elves are cannibals. Thirdly Huns are not proto-turks, you're confusing things that happened near crimea with things that happened in turkey.
Lastly, again, everyone had shamans or animists, they were all similar just as all monotheistic religions were similar. However tengri had some not insignificant influence from the yanma shamanism which originated a good ten millenia after the last major migration across the bearing strait.
Tyler Wright
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Elijah Collins
The state of Assassins is MOSSAD and Old Valyria and other Stone Men Areas is Palestine/ISIS
Landon Bailey
old town including its surrounding land
Austin Lopez
The only correct reply
Jacob Roberts
The Vale/Eyrie is Switzerland >Live in Mountainous area >Avoid conflict
Michael Richardson
>no replies
I love how burgers chat shit then can't take it in return
Jaxon Price
>Dorne The middle east; the targaryens who had recently converted to the seven attempted to invade and failed (obvious allusion to the crusades)
>Reach France, allusions to the gardners being first men is a subtle jab at brittany
>Westerlands Famed for their longbows. Britain
>Riverlands Large open areas in a tug-of war between more powerful nations; Poland
>Iron Islands Scandinavia
>The North Scotland/Ireland/Iceland
>The Crownlands Contested territory, dominated by the current major faction, HRE
>The Stormlands Germany/Austria
Nathan Martinez
Greece is literally Valyria, Spain alone is Dorne
Hell, GRRM even named Valyria after a small village in Southern Greece that's called "Valira" and looks like it
Jack Barnes
Game of Thrones is inspired by nearly all european nations and medieval history. It also draws inspiration from Mongols and the Ottoman empire.
Isaac Russell
Stormlands is based off of medieval Germany/Austria.
Wyatt Russell
Ghiscar = Turkey Meereen = Constantinople Slaver's Bay = Sea of Bosphorus
Brayden Scott
Åland tillhör Sverige, fan åt finnarna
Jace Jones
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David Martin
gosh, how can people be so fucking retarded the Stormlands are so obviously based on medieval Germany/Austria.
