I just want everyone to be friends. Is that too much to ask? Maybe Sup Forums should host the UN

I just want everyone to be friends. Is that too much to ask? Maybe Sup Forums should host the UN.

>Maybe Sup Forums should host the UN.

you have a weird concept of friendship

You can't be friends with anyone. Every country has its own agenda it sticks to and that's a good thing.

This is why we can't have nice things, russia

>Sup Forums hosts UN
>Finlands ambassador screams "Gay!" across the hall
>Swedish ambassador KILLS himself

>world peace is impossible

oh man

>russian humour

Because of the banter here. Shit is peng. I can just imagine all of the name plates for the countries being replaced with memes.
>Burgerland
>Baguette
>Eternal Anglo
>Asspain
>Finngolian
>POORtugal
>Le happy merchant

So on and so on.

I doubt an average canadian understand how to solve our problems and in what country russians want to live and vice versa.
Peace is possible but don't expect super friendly relationships between everyone.

>canadian newfag

t. dmitri alkoholikov

...

Ochen priyatno, Tzar.

WHY IS KANADIAN SAD??!?!?!?!
BECUSE COUNTRY LITERALLY FULL OF CHINESE!!!!!!!11

>Finland lost all its relevance on Sup Forums, and now they try to regain it by becoming a new Canada
SAD

>german takes the podium
>brits throw an autistic fit
>they start FURIOUSLY drawing more autisitc >"le smug /britpol/ pepes"
>they start fucking SCREAMING
>they start fucking CRYING
>all the while germany has not said a single world
>mfw

>be finland
>be considered the literal god of memes
>be responsible for almost 50% of Sup Forums memes
>destroy your reputation in a single month due to nonstop spamming of autistic gay roleplay threads that are shot down by janny like german bombers over london

>Sup Forums hosts the UN
>american ambassador steps up to podium
>ground BREAKS from the sheer weight of the fat
>falls 1 mile downards and DIES
>LOL

>American takes the podium
>Australian throws a Kinder Surprise at him
>Instantly gets arrested
>Gets shot for resisting the arrest

Why is Yank """banter""" always so utterly dire?
Think you're getting the baby booster seat till you sharpen up

Breddy gud

WHY IS AMERICAN DEAD?????!?!?!?!?
HE GOT SHOT FOR BEING NIGGER!!

>brit takes the podium
>starts autistically SCREECHING "MUH EMPIRE" at a level that causes the windows the break

>Sup Forums hosts the UN
> Argentina's ambassador gets on the podium
> begins to speak
> " senoires..."
> is cut off by every European nation screaming " Argentina isn't white!"
> Argentina's PM begins to cry
> Brazil's PM is hueing
> Argentina's PM commits sepuku on the fucking podium
> mfw

WHY IS SYRIAN DEAD?>>!>1!>?
HE GOT GASSED BY PRESIDENT!!!11!!!

>brit talks shit about US
>american appears and talks shot in return
>"i-t's just a banter bro"
Every time

You'd fit in lad shame you still won't get a green card

no binland? :DDDDDD

>Sup Forums hosts the UN
>russia ambassador steps up to podium
>get shot
>first aid embargoed by US-EU imperial empires of evil

I dont get it, so here's the joke
>Why you shouldn't play UNO with a Mexican?
>He takes all the green cards.

>Australian takes the podium
>The hall bursts with laughter before he even opens his mouth
>He gives a small smirk, lays his sunburnt elbows on the rostrum and smugly puts his chin on his hands
>Half of delegates are already on the floor, suffocating
>"EASTER"?
>The smell of piss and muffled chuckles fills the hall

...

We'll just put it to a vote.

I very slightly smiled and I'm feeling generous so I'll give it 8/10

>Australian takes the podium
>Motion to NUKE LELBOURNE :DDD
>Motion is put up to an online vote
>mfw Ankara is nuked instead

> nuke hits ankara
> infrastructure is destroye
> but because cockroaches can survive insane amounts of radiation they live on and produce more Turks

>American waddles up the podium
>light chuckles throughout the hall
>he puts on his "make america great again" cap
>hall erupts into laughter
>he starts fucking CRYING
>hall is filled with uncontrollable laughter at this point
>while still crying, he very loudly shits his pants, as well as pisses himself
>europeans are literally rolling on the floor at this point
>he leans towards the mic (and the floor starts creaking), and whimpers out "s-shudup fucking e-eurocucks! go suck jamal and a-abdul's cock!"
>suddenly, a series of gunshots ring out, as the american is shot in the chest multiple times
>his body falls backwards
>the weight of his fall is too much and the stage collapses
>delegations are literally fainting from laughter now
>mfw

>Sup Forums un
>serbia's turn
>he starts fucking REMOVING

bump

bump

i vote yes for binland :DD :D

>UN negotiations

Most of you guys want to nuke us so I disagree with your idea

> I just want everyone to be friends.
> Sup Forums should host the UN.
You're something wrong