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RIP grape-kun edition

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Hate weebs

aayyooo im walkin eaaa
t. terrone

He's with who he loves now

Why are medigans so italophobic?

cum lol

I love my gf and she loves me

bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-41608350

>Grape the Humboldt penguin became on online star in May after seemingly falling in love with the picture of Hululu, an anthropomorphic penguin character from the Japanese anime series Kemono Friends, after it was placed in his enclosure, theRocketNews websitereports.

>He is thought to have become fixated on the cut-out after being jilted by a female penguin called Midori, which had been his mate for a decade.

>The cut-out was originally placed in the penguin enclosure as part of a tie-in promotion with Kemono Friends. Grape spent long hours staring at Hululu and refusing to leave her side, and so staff decided to leave the cut-out in the penguin's enclosure, long after the promotion ended.

>Sadly, his death comes a month before the zoo's Grape Festival, a series of events spanning two weeks based around the celebrity penguin.

ah yes, and early new

Don't have a wife and kids but I will soon

I had a wife and a kid
I had everything I wanted in life...

>after being jilted by a female penguin called Midori, which had been his mate for a decade.
even animals cant escape it

Cant make myself read for fun anymore

tu dois parler anglais ici

Is monogamy a meme?
Is it really unnatural?

>type monogamy into google
>mfw

Any Jake Paulers here?

I believe in it, but people nowadays don't
Maybe it's me, maybe that's why cause I'm not into cuckolding and other sick shit
Fucking people nowadays, I hate society. What happened to us
I just want a woman that won't leave...

a gf will be showing up any day now

>Any Jake Paulers here?

Not how it works
You have to try to get a few dozen gfs and you stay with the one who actually says yes
True love is the biggest meme of them all, everyone settles

go fuck yourself

maybe i'll have better luck next semester

Absolutely shitfaced, all alone in my room.
Might as well keep drinking.

Rum is my best friend.

Isn't it great living in society that caters to women

I COMPARE YOUR KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREY THE MORE I GET OF YOU THE STRANGER IT FEELS NOW THAT YOUR ROSES ARE BLOOM A LIGHT HITS THE GLOOM ON A GRAVE

Farted and it smells really bad
Think I ate too much hummus

Petting my cat

>ditch that zero girl and get yourself a hero
Or a 50 year old man that has his ex wives life insurance money and is into cuck porn
Good job ladies, really making society a better place

Feels good not being bitter towards women

youtube.com/watch?v=ZczmPU4ORDs

this is the greatest video mde ever produced

ordered a rain paint bib thing and a knife from amazon
91 dollars

I'm only bitter cause multiple women broke my heart

No woman has ever broken my heart
My current gf is my only gf

Joseph > Jonathan > Jotaro

Need a black gf

tfw no gf

Why me? Why do they always leave me!
I work, I have money, I have a car, and I had my own place until a woman ruined that for me
Fuck, maybe I just have bad luck and only attract worthless whores
I want to kms

should I
a. try to go to sleep early in the hopes that I can get a full nights sleep for my 7 hour long opening shift tomorrow
or
b. read, play vidya and watch jewtube until 1 am

I guess I'm trying to get fat. I succeeded in quitting excessive eating only to pick it up again cause I thought I was better. Guess I should do a quick kms

What do you do? Are there lives that depend upon you doing your job?

your only going to read Sup Forums, watch shitty videos, and you don't have time for vidya
so do those

You already know what you should do

sup bitches

nothing important, I just hate having to wake up without getting enough sleep
I got time for a game or two of mutiplayer
I SHOULD go to sleep early
the question is, do I really want to
I mean I might not even be able to fall asleep that quick, and then I'll have just wasted time tossing and turning in the dark when I could've been enjoying myself instead

i ordered my pc in february 2009
i guess i got a couple parts that were hand me downs since but still....
makes u think

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

don't tell me what to do

dago....

My computers 7 years old and still running win7
Works great, only thing I've done to it was upgrade the ram

Would legitimately attack anyone that said dago to my face

have you considered distracting yourself with anime

I just got these new Italian tires
Dago through rain, Dago through snow, Dago through sleet, but when Dago flat, Dago "wop wop wop "

I've tried, just can't into most animes

>dagos aren't as bad as bla-

Whats the difference between a nigger and a bicycle? Both need chains to work

Is this Terrone?

*attacks you*

...

Yeah that's me.

So...

How's your night going, /cum/?

gay and unpleasant just like you

Horrible, I'm never going to recover from these past few days

im going to go to sleep soon i think

what happened ravioli-kun?

clack's den

Hello small person

wrong

I got my heart broken

Should I try to get promoted at my campus job for a $1 raise, a gorillion more responsibilities, and an addition to my resume?

>Clack is a traitor to the USA
Imagine my shock

I think it's pretty good desu

im so fucked up

im depressed and hungry

>I got my heart broken
sorry to hear that

Yes; welcome to the real world son.

not good, my egg-hand college lost, only adding to a bunch of disappointing sports result this week

Me too bud

You sure?

homosexuales

Listening to the cure as always

You should always strive to be promoted for a menial task because that's how you advance in life. If you're not the child of rich parents and born into privilege then you need to fight for the scraps that fall to the bottom.

not sure what i should do for supper tomorrow buds
either go buy some tomatoes and do chicken and white sauce or go buy some sausage and do that with pasta and tomato sauce and maybe mushrooms and onions
not sure tbqh

im depressed

Both sound yummy

Same

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wetback
Name a more based country

it was the lsd wasnt it

i was totally fine yesterday

Why do CHIS pretend to be italian?

>being depressed
>with a switch
just play more zelda or hold out for merio

Spoiler: that wasn't LSD

don't think acid does that

Coming down is always the worst

im not on LSD, i was yesterday.

and now i feel sad.

>Not ironing your flags

Might take my own life within the next 5 years.

whoa easy there speedster, you need more time to think about it
try 10

How do you plan to do it?

Reminder that you shouldn't kill yourself and that God wants you to marry a woman and have many children

if you are white it is your duty to have many children

No such thing as G-d.

An exit bag is the best way to kys