MANCHESTER UNITED vs SOUTHAMPTON Official Match Thread #2

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Lukaku dead edition

Lukaku has died, check twitter

>de gay

>Mouyes

is this /mouyesdes/

First for mouyes

>dedkaku

*destroys united*

dont forget to thank him lads

r8 my gf

OH NO NO NO NO

F A T T

>b-b-b-but he'll be okay right

lol no

>LuCracku

>de mouyes

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remember when Muamba collapsed on the pitch and a man made fun of him on twitter and then that man went to jail for two whole months?

what kind of retard country is the uk anyway?

RIP big guy

you can stat pad in hell now

proof

me on the right with the man tits

Solid 7

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So fucking sick of Rashford not passing.

why don't Manchester United simply win more games? don't they know you get points for a win?

USA/10

>Silence in Old Trafford
>We Support Our Local Team

Does any chant blow the fuck out of customers as hard as that?

If he's actually dead will they cancel the match?

no rate mine instead

she a wrestler or just cosplaying?

>either way, would sniff asshole

any good kumiko doujins?

5/10 on her best day

she looks like her name is Fudd

hoot MOTM

Ganbatte big guy

Away fans usually out sing home fans because away fans are usually the hardcore supporters and home fans are usually 99% casuals.

nice tits but looks like her pussy stinks

>they bought him for tap-ins and flicks
>now he's carried by six

She's a big girl.

so do customers still consider Matic to be the "final piece of the jigsaw"?

Liverpool will be above Manure in 48 hours time

-Mourinho when, guy's clearly past it

para tu

>handball has to be deliberate

SHUT THE FUCK UP. If that's the case then all players could have their arms in the air at corners and free kicks. "Woops it hit my hand that was in a completely unnatural position, but I didn't mean it :^)"

Another 100mil and we'll win the league la

goal incoming lads

300m*

>Let's bring in Les Kelly

Fucking hell BT scraping the barrel

what happened to mickeytahrain he's complete shit now

was this mourinhos doing?

WE'RE ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE

>City is infested with pakis
>Can't sing about a Belgian vegetables cock during the match
>customers

RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD

600-700m*

Give Shane Long your strength lads, he needs it.

ball to hand m8! no era penal!

he got PTSD from the first manchester derby he played in

>mickey

LUKAKU LUKAKU LU-oh right

in all seriousness it's possible perhaps likely that united will spend this much money and still not win the league

mouyes is elite at destroying attacking talent

Mkhi needs to fuck off.

don't worry guys, poogba is here to create!

i love how no-one is questioning that some of the money that mou has spent was on shit flops like lindelof and mkhitaryan

>not as bad as medical staff feared, not going to hospital

funs over lads

LUKAKU NOT GOING TO HOSPITAL

realised he has no brain to concuss

Fuck this, I'm going to watch Bright.

A FUCKING SEAHORSE

How did Mikhi do from 20+ assist in bundes in one season to failing to make a normal pass in a counter attack ffs

K E K
E
K

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They're taking him the vets instead

he made a meal of it imo

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Mourinho shattered another attacking player

He got Mou'd

he's not going to hospital because he's already dead

straight to the mortuary

manure curse

yeah lets just set the precedent of handballs being called whenever a player intentionally belts the ball into the defenders hand from half a meter away that totally won't end up a gargantuan shitshow

gorillas are treated at the vets not the hospital

>75 million pounds for an unconscious Bruno Martins-Indi

Why don't we simply try getting shots on target?

playing in a real league now

>parked bus
>crossing like a Moyes team
>no Ibra

R8 my vegan pupper lads

PL is the hardest league

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ayy

is mkhitaryan a jew?

luis guzman really didn't look a thing like this guy

>being rude to Mata

wtf

you're doing it wrong. needs to be the same position at least

fucking mong

he got '''''''''''''''''''developed'''''''''''''''''''''' by mouyes, the great manager

how do you pronounce "hoedt"?

>mkhitaryan is a better signing than mane

is sp ever right?

>vegan pupper

animal abuse

Bundesliga is a fucking joke league.

don't even joke about that
i want that to happen

jij

I'm sure once we leave the EU we'll become more free™ :^)

tfw i remember when Sup Forums said paulinho was going to be one of the signings of the season when he went to spuds

it's pronounced "hoedt"

>vegan pupper