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>Facepack (scroll down for torrent):
sortitoutsi.net/graphics/style/1/cut-out-player-faces

>Real names and German/Japanese NT fix
sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/29149/fm2017-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-beta-v11-for-fm17-beta-20102016

>Logos
fmscout.com/c-fm18-logos.html

>Pastebin: Learn how to tribble
pastebin.com/qwvspy9X

>Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

youtube.com/watch?v=jylhbkhjfLc

You've fucked this thread right up haven't you?
eh?
haven't you?

2rd for backheels

I've done it before and I'll do it again.

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>I'm losing to a 2nd tier team from Kosovo
nice

butters tier thread

Turns out there's a limited amount of memes you can force.

the thread or the image or what?
which is the meme being forced against its will in this instance?

and once again i'm confused by a french post

m-mammy

are you totally sure that's her?

>bringing back the ugly wall of text and the unorganized pastebins

>not getting it
pic related: you

and once again i'm confused by a butters post

I wanted clarification from the poster himself not a braindead african weed man
please do not @ me again

And once again new zealand posts one of his forced memes that only him and occasionally his italian girlfriend use.

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y'know maybe you could not read them or even filter me if you really felt that strongly instead of the constant asspained replies to everything I do or say
just an idea

Just signed this little magician, rate

>shoots from distance
>long shots 9
whew

Looks good but only as a poacher, passing/vision are shite
7/10

I think he'll blow up in a few years

or maybe you could just try to not shitpost.

>home game against the worst team in the league
>I won my last league game
>my striker has 5 goals in his last 4 games
>mike's media simulator has been trying to manufacture a rivalry with their manager
>they've won one game all season
how absolutely FUCKED am I?

Should I go all out for him?

Incredibly.

yes

bore draw with 2 red cards.

No, bayern won't want to sell and you'll pay way too much for him
>home game against the worst team in the league
just play your reserves so your starters don't get injured, you'll lose that game anyway.

As I expected, he wasn't interested in talks.

>world's first football club
>stuck in irrelevant non-league
>0(ZERO) trophies
how

They pre-exist trophies, that's how

>Offer of £1m accepted for this guy
>Doesn't want to discuss a contract with me

FFS

>wanted by man utd and psg
realistically they'd have had their way somehow. great player though, too bad

They did it again, the absolute mad men.

>20 flair
>garbage mentals
>plays one-twos PPM

>receives ball on penalty spot with a clear opportunity to shoot
>fools the defence by playing a one-two away from goal with the winger

team talks seem kind of useless this year tbqh. especially in terms of affecting performance half time

genius

>beat PSG in January to cut the gap to six points
>end up like this

Fucks sake I want to leave even though the board and players are satisfied. Everton job might be available and I could actually play a narrow 4-2-3-1 there

>OM shitting the bed as always
is there any chance of saving them?

does manager rep matter a shit ton this year or am i shit?

can the MADMEN actually do it?!

turns out they could

>eastbourne boro
neat

neatest team my man, they recently became like real madrid or something

>year 3106

i am shocking at fm18

Does anyone know playing a DLP in the CM spot vs DM spot affects the match engine at all?

can ppl lost their llm tactics for 18 pls just so i can get a gander

What was this guy thinking getting this haircut?

>spend an entire minute looking for /trb/
>can't find it even when I use search page
>just realized it's because there is no title there
Dammit, MF.

HOLY FUCK NO TITLE WHAT

lemme get that MS paint spray can look

literally how do you break from the league 1 > championship > prem as one of the bottom teams. im stuck and have no clue what to do 4 seasons in

what do you call a winger with 1 assist in 10 appearances?
>on form

why did the winger cross the road?
>to see what a successful cross feels like

how many wingers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
>two. one to replace the bulb, one to give him a boost up to the first rung of the ladder

what did the winger say while getting arrested for assault?
>I don't understand officer, I've never beaten anyone

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now this is the dingle i know and love

nice

Living up to the stereotype.

Why canadians can't go to heaven?
>angels have wings

Why the ambulance was late and the patient died?
>there was a canadian in the middle of the road and he refused to move over, saying >going wide

What the canadian can in no circumstances drink?
>red bull

Why did the canadian cross the road?
>he never did, he just stood in the middle

Why the canadian's gf left him?
>he had no width

Bravo DF

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>tfw all of my right backs are injured

Bayern having an ok season

consult the pyramid

This is new.

yeah i havent posted it since i made it

The objective this season: always have a bigger GD than points throughout the season.

>opposition player goes down with an injury
>team takes posession
>they're gonna pass it over the sideline iguaranteeit.jpg
>they're not
>rushing the counter
>score a goal
>mfw my team has shit sportsmanship

>female physios
sign only the youngest coats available

i was just in the store and theyre selling FM2018 for cheaper as FM2017, is FM2018 that bad?
i still play FM2016 btw.

18 is the best iteration since 14

Bros this guy is really good and could save my team but I don't know how to navigate this convoluted mess of a screen that requires a PhD to understand

Any tips on how to secure this deal when Scunthorpe are asking for £170,000 and I don't have that kind of money in my budget?

Spread 170k over 48 months and add a 100m clause if you win the CL.

in 18 asymmetric formations work like magic

10/10 would buy again

Happy new year you fucking cunts.

happy new year

Happy new year, neighbor.

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Keeper has had a shocker

really struggling to wrap my head around this one

Happy new year you lovely people!

feeling pretty smug here atm

and you. but surely today of all days is when you want to be doing your country-per-minute world tour?

>birthday and debut goal

Do I

A. Win my last 2 games to qualify for promotion
or
B. intentionally lose so I can stay in the championship for 1 more year?

unless 18 is radically different to previous versions, I'd say go for promotion. the way FM's reputation system works means big teams get ridiculously complacent against weaker ones, and it's pretty easy to stay up even with a pathetic squad

Not today since I no longer needs to use VPN in order to post here.
At least until I got back home tho.

hmm ok

my big worry is that if i get relegated my players would definitely want to leave so as long as its not too hard to win games then i guess promotion wouldn't be too bad

who coaches a 19 y/o two 'specialist' roles and no bog standard roles lol

especially given he is National League at best.

>beat bayern twice
>beat barca and draw once
>can't win against the shitty team in my league that can never leave the EL group stage

It's a "That was an absolute sitter!" episode

why did they remove the option to address certain parts of your squad in the team talks?

I want to slam my entire front line for fucking every tap in given to them.

Magnus Eriksson biggest fan

normally going 4 up before halftime against much bigger opponents is a guarantee you'll get trollballed, but villa are so bad they warp reality