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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa

/brit/ more like /shit/ heheheheh

irish runt stole my varg webm and is getting so many fucking (you)s

im positively LIVID.

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no it isn't
be quiet

Why do Americans only catch onto /brit/ gimmicks months after they're first posted
It's bizarre

pick one

Fucker had it coming lel

laughed out loud (lol)

really want to be a girl but never can be

le sigh

bitch I'm talking about you

because they have guns and you dont cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck

/it is?/ more like /no it isn't be quiet/

ginge in the middle

could care less

FOPR (fuck off povvo runt)

5

down to woolies to pack a few snogs for tommorows night

>australians in this thread

*hits you* (just once)

might ask /x/ if there's any way to send my consciousness back in time into my teenage self and do a different 20 years. proper fucked it.

1 year of hormone treatments x

do it and link the thread x

That finnish lad must have had such low test for him to look like that in a year lmao

How many of us would it take to kill a fully grown, male tiger?

No weapons, just /brit/ posters in a giant cage with the tiger. I reckon 20.

Time stamp?
Show penis?

cor check out that should width
and the feet phwoar fuck me

Back in the day? Cheryl. Although the ginge is pretty peng.

reminder that uber will massively raise prices when they have a monopoly and have killed off taxis

how old are you?

dont care
dont go outside

well old

just downloaded rocket league

Reckon he'd have a heart attack after he got through the americans

The ting go skrrrra

pap pap cla cla cla

skiddikipapap

and the br br brrr boom

skyyya du du ku ku du doom

poom poom

Everyone would just cower in fear whilst the tiger picked us off one by one

just downloaded more ram

A competing business will take their customers. With self-driving cars, that'll be one of the most profitable markets going.

I reckon more. A tiger is massively heavy. What would 20 of us do without weapons? It would bite us one by one and kill us all.

now i ain't sayin she's a gold digger, but she ain't messin with no broke anons

not me mate I'd spark it out

good to know it never gets any better desu

i'm 29 and am probably going to kms soon

didn't realise the uber shills were this active

will be very difficult to get the initial investment needed

good thing the academy ejected hurley weingums now there are no more men that take advantage of women left in hollywood problem solved hooray for hollywood

>watch all 19 of you die
>use your bodies as meat shield to improvise a plan
>escape or fashion a dagger out of your bones and slay the tiger whilst it's asleep

bet you copied and pasted that, weak

Lads is there actually going to be a hurricane or is it just bollocks?

Don't care. I'll start using lyft.

Taxis are shit. Just rent seeking. The medallions used to go for billions until uber broke their monopoly.

Once slapper an adult tiger whilst on safari, got close to our 4x4 and was mugging me off so I clocked it on the nose.

DONT WANT TO MEET YOUR DADDY
JUST WANT YOU IN MY CADDY

DONT WANT TO MEET YOUR MUMMA
JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU CUMMA

Yes from reddit because I don't speak London Jamaican.

thoughts?

hello nigger

every time i go to the supermarket i see chavvy single mums getting a taxi there

surely it's cheaper just to get it delivered

Why does Germany trade with China from within the EU but we couldn't?

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nah, my life did get a lot better in a lot of ways, but it's still shite compared to what it could've been. I'm not that much older than you, and see a LOT of time stretching out in front of me, lot of potential, but imagine going back 20 years and knowing what you know.

I'd get into programming and invent Steam, for sure. Invest in all sorts of rising companies, bet on all kinds of upset results in sports. Get into the birds who were into me but I was too daft to see it.

I'M NOT HERE
THIS ISN'T HAPPENIIIIIIING

sounds very jewish

>adam sandler
>ben stiller
hmmmmmmm no thanks x

because germany actually makes things people want to buy unlike us

yes but in a good way

doing a poo (poop for any yanks in)
anyone want photographic evidence?

because the eu is quite literally a thinly veiled german economic expansion program

it's genuinely really good, very emotional

pics xx

Literal fucking virus do not click

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no such thing + i hate adam sandler so will not be watching this

>he doesn't know the european union is just about german hegemony

LOL!

its not strictly comedic, they both play it straight

are you deliberately trying to make this sound awful?

no thanks.

My letter was printed in the paper.

jim

Wew....did half a tab of acid and went to a very odd warehouse party. :S

punch drunk love and reign over me are good

on the cross

just been working out the neck

The cute girl with the cute ears messaged me today saying she quite enjoyed last night's date, and asked if I would come to hers on Wednesday. What does this mean?

How do I look lads??

need belgium to sit on my willy

kinda dumb to think about back to the future type shite like betting on sports and investing in companies cause you know the winners desu

the thing about the girls though fuck that hurts

punch drunk love was 15 years ago it's time to let go and admit it was a fluke

Kind of pic I'd message from a distance as a maybe, only to reason upon closer inspection that it's a man

good lad. doing 40kg for 12 reps on neck curls myself these days

love this pic but wish it werent so bent

Rate the gf

like an openly gay man

but then you wouldn't love it so much

like a tranny

business idea: tax the poor to feed the rich

Delight, simply delight!

there's more lad

arse gf

going for a soak in the tub lads

very unflattering photo
you'll want to take the shot from a lower point so your triangle shaped body isn't apparent
also it helps to have your arms by your sides or behind your back to play down your enormous hand/shoulders

you'll never fool faggots online unless you learn this stuff
it's important

looks delightful x

pretty how my poos look after guinness desu

very very hungry, havent slept yet however so i dont have the energy to cook something.

very dire, reckon i might die

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