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UFC 219 Embedded Vlog Series
Episode 1 - youtube.com/watch?v=3xH4u0NLuk4
Episode 2 - youtube.com/watch?v=JhvzsKnV-LE
Episode 3 - youtube.com/watch?v=8i2pTpwz3w8

>UFC 219 Aussie & Fancy Breakdown
youtube.com/watch?v=Yw2fFO4Zp8Y

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VOLKAN BLESS my fellow BLACK TÜRK brother
together in the name of KARA BOĞA shall we DESTROY the wh*Toid UFC """champion""" DANIEL CORMIER

Threadly reminder that the GOAT saved the middleweight division

are there going to be picks?

i forgot to take picks last thread but i'll post picks 300 posts into this thread

For sure my guy, Holly is a live dog. Flicking the jab and backing up a beast. Her resume of beating 30 Midwestern Wal-Mart cashiers by UD is legit. Her pitter patter striking will have the chemically engineered Cyborg monster scared, 100%.

How long till the event? 3 and a half hours?

To honor VOLKAN "KARA BOĞA" OEZDEMIR some Argentine KARA BOĞA worshipper created the BBC (Big Black Check) or simply, the Black Bull Offensive.
As we can see the BLACK man OEZDEMIR, represented by the BLACK horse which is the force of nature, is unstoppable.. goes ...Na6-c7, already prepped by the wh*Te king, DANIEL CORMIER.
If we continue analysing the scenario in which the Black Bull Offensive happens, we can see the phallus of the Black Bull: it occupies the coordinates c6-c5.
the wh*Te """man"" (AKA, DANIEL CORMIER) can't do anything about it but move to Kb5-a5 and let the BLACK TÜRK pound the wh*Te queen, the wh*Te"""""""""UFC champion"""""" can't fight because VOLKAN "KARA BOĞA" OEZDEMIR (represented by the BLACK KING) is protecting the BLACK Horse(BULL)granting a protective, melanin aura.

Based GSP.

Stipe tapped

ufc hawaii will be fucking historical.
with holloway and bj on it

jesus

its gunna be brutal

Bet on Khabib/Edson not going the distance and Holm koing Cyborg. Bet a tenner and would get 130. Good bet?

Holm
Khabib
Diakiese
Esparza
Condit

Hell why not

risky but yeah.i love holms but cyborg is fucking brutal

why would it be historical

It's not like it's Afghanistan.
Having a UFC in Afghansitan would certainly be historical though.

Hopefully Tyron Woodley, Fabricio Werdum and Alexander Gustaffson are all sent to fight on it.

Khabibsmesh here. Not streaming ufc. But we've got Rizin straight after. I'll go on twitch again. Just disable/hide the chat to avoid redditors that turn up.

Cyborg is a can crusher among can crushers. Looked like shit against Evinger. Fought flyweights at 145. Usadad.

NEWS AND LINKS
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mikeswick.com
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ozy.com
www.drudgereport.com
infowars.com
twitter.com
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twitter.com/JulianAssange
twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA
wikileaks.org

HYAH

>*fakes kick*

HA-CHA !

>*jabs u*

HA CHYA HIYAH !!!

>*gets tagged*

I thought Rizin was tomorrow

I'm friends with Diakiese's manager

This is best he's looked in his whole career

KO within 2 rounds

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youtube.com/watch?v=UPudQF2PWBE

when will mma be this good again?

u a faggot too?

I don't really get why people give Cyborg such high chances after that shitshow with evinger.

what's his endgame?

Rizin better not be today I swear
My body is not ready for that, I'm not sure I can even make 6am, messed up schedule mane

it's 8/9hours from now

If Cyborg has the IQ to take this fight to the ground, she will win.
Take this fight to the ground, Cyboy.

my boy myles is on the card wonder how his hairline is doing

>infowars.com

>If Cyborg has the IQ to take this fight to the ground, she will win.

>implying she has the ability

Just giving you some info mate

Her headkicks are devastating. Cyborg has shit cardio and Holm does well against aggressive opponents.

King will take knight as soon as it takes the queen and then can take the pawn within two moves after that. Good luck trying to force mate with one rook.

cyborg is going to smoosh holly

Quite pissed off about that.
I thought tomorrow. I'm not ready for this. Shit I haven't even watched the other days Rizin yet, jut got done downloading it ffs

>gets dominated by Miesha Tate

Did you fucking see her against Evinger? Holly can easily survive 5 rounds.

Who wouldn't?

pls post acestream

SMOOSH HER GUNNA SMOOSH HER

>Meeegan says she weighs over 170lbs

muh dick

Great argument fagtron.

Never happened. Also, Meisha is a beast on the ground.

evinger is a world. class. athlete. my dude

This is one of the things that you unironically should go to reddit for.

GUNNA GET SMOOSHED

remember to apologise when she smooshes her

For sure my man I agree 100% but I have to disagree. She also was 135lbs+10lbs of unnecessary fat.

The thing about WMMA is none of them are any good and could easily beat each other and it wouldn't even be surprising. I wasn't even surprised when Joanna got gadooshed because she gets rocked almost every time she fights. They all stink and need to go away.

WHAT PART OF SMOOSH DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND CHECK?

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DELET
NOW

yeah but cyborg has changed her bones with growth hormone so she has a stronger chin and made her muscles grow bigger so she has more power you cant beat roids ask mark hunt

For those who don't know, Slovaks are basically the niggers of eastern europe. Really low IQ, morale, and no principles.

You are literally the worst poster in this general

what subreddit? MMAstreams is ded

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No it ain't

Ngannou is a can crusher

Whats this face trying to convey?

It's dead because it's too early.

This is the last reminder: Betting on Holm by KO is LITERALLY free money.

euphoria

>yfw Just a few months and Till murders Santiago Eyepokeonibbio

Intense isnt it?

Finna be TKO my friend. Bu betting on Holly winning is literally free money.

where is pics nig?

are you sure?

Moldavia?

follow the light, the light is your guide

I did it

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I dont see any eye poke here

how many bongs

>almost every respected MMA analyst is picking Cyborg to win dominantly
>half of /heem/ thinks Holm will actually win by KO and are so confident that they're saying it's free money

Is this a meme or are you guys actually this retarded?

>Till murders Ponzi scheme
>despite moving up in rankings has a stand and bang war with Mike Perry because he's a good lad and loves what the fans love

This is the future I want to live in.

who is a legit fighter that cyborg has beaten tho?

nothing wrong
thats an m(ua)y eye clinch

>stand and bang war

That's what I call it when I'm rawdogging my bf from behind.

Yes.

>tfw still 2 hours and 45 minutes to go

Ish Ish Dies Tonight

Jackson/Wink Dies Tonight

over what things will he be obsessed today

>dont forget guys,MJ cracked Khabib

DAMN, Cyborg looks like that?

Oh for sure Khabib was almost heem'd stiff my guy

>Floyd Mayweather was in his prime when he fought Conor McGregor

Which of you cans wants to get knocked out on EA UFC 2 ?! (PS4 only)

There are """men""" on heem right now who say they wouldn't want a threesome with Cyborg and Gabi.

>knocked out
>he doesnt take standup idiots down and submit them when they dont know how to work the submission gates
weak, thats how i submitted a jon jones player with ben rothwell

Theyre full of shit. Qhy would Cyborg win dominantly? She is exactly the type Holm likes.

(You)

The "argument" is basically:
>she's very scary and aggressive

The same it was with JJ.

>historical
???

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/ecD7TTZp98MS2E9JWe5rHA/

Give it a rest

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>Cyborg has shit cardio
this is based on all the fights she gassed out in, right? all zero of them?

the lengths people are going to try and convince themselves Holm has a chance are hilarious. give up already.

Joe looks great for 50
If he wasn't a manlet and had a good head of hair he would be considered a real looker

totally legit, he was merely helping him with his contacts