Brit/pol/ - New PM by wednesday Edition

>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi/

>ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN STOP!!! THAT'S IT, I W-WARNED YOU, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BLAIRITES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756975

>UKIP IS FINISHED - PAUL NUTTALL DROPS OUT OF THE LEADERSHIP RACE, NIGGER OR WOMAN SET TO REPLACE HIM AND "RID THE PARTY OF RACISTS, SEXISTS AND HOMOPHOBES"
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682752/Who-ll-end-Cult-Nigel-m-woman-UKIP-s-best-known-female-politician-says-party-shed-chauvinist-image.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379

>LIB DEM MEMBERSHIP 'SURGES' AFTER BUMBLASTED REMAINERS FLOCK TO THEM IN DROVES
leftfootforward.org/2016/07/lib-dems-hit-their-highest-membership-in-a-decade-why-are-thousands-signing-up/

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>MENTAL MCDONNELL SEES THE GHOST OF THATCHER WHEN HE STARES DOWN INTO HIS TOILET BOWL
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/john-mcdonnell-remembers-lambeth-revolt/

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i just

i just

JUST

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Stand aside, May.

Who are your heroes brit/pol/?

I'm surprisingly content with today's proceedings.

Let's get the ball rolling on Brexit. Leadership contest was only delaying things.

>Guido twitter account retweeted me

?

youtube.com/watch?v=PjHMYNM46Fw

>mfw people here actually had faith in the Tories

They will never put country before party.

Save the lolis

So how long until they try and call an election to further delay the issue?

We've fucked it all up haven't we?

Two questions:

1. What was the point in Cameron resigning if another remainer is going to be PM?

2. Will article 50 be triggered earlier now that we don't need to wait until autumn for a new PM?

Who?

>May
>Anti Brexit and will jail you for your manga / doujin Russia style
JUST

Which Guido twitter account m8?

An election wouldn't be a bad thing, Labour are a shambles just now.

Theresa May is the worst possible post-Brexit PM UK could get, she openly supports Sharia Law and puts pro-Leave muzzies to commission a study on the effects of Sharia

Enjoy your Sharia UK

Andrea Leadsom was your only hope

t. Alt-right twitter Trump shitposter

photoshop on some JUST hair and eyes

doxx

link it, lad

>Brit/pol/ has so many foreigners

>pic

it was a wonderful dream but now we'll have EU by the back door for sure.

We did the only things we could and they're still trying to fuck us.

We will prevail though.

1. Cameron resigned because he lost the referendum. He campaigned HARD for remain and lost. He lost respect.

2. No real reason why not. Though it may still be 2017.

Oh FFS, she can go fuck off the fucking bitch, shes monumentally fucked over the police just because her fucking husband is on the board at G4S, contracting out everything but foot patrols for her own personal gain, she has two fucking jobs, sell off the police (which was was doing the fucking rat) and bring down imigration, and she fucking failed at that one, she needs to just fuck off out of politics

fucking hate her

Tim "homos must die" Farron

Guido Fawkes m8, not guidos

The opinion of someone that believes the bait macros YKTD posts

Andrea pulled out. Not the fault of anyone but Andrea.

She has such a long face...

Is it worth it to get a UKIP membership?

I don't think May exactly appeals to voters either, but yeah, they's actually have to try and loose an election to Labour at the moment.

>Hello I'm Theresa May and this is an election broadcast for the Conservative party - Shoots puppy.

Still damage has been done. Now deustche bank offering italian banks some bailout options

based stew bringing the truth let alone the bants

She crashed the plane with no survivors.

No, the possible leaders are shit.

>forced to actually legitimately support labour in preference to the conservative party
What the fuck
How did Brexit turn into this mess so quickly

Good job Conor

UK, why are you so fucking stupid? You did everything right until now. Jesus fuck it's so ridiculous it's funny

I really don't understand people wanting a snap general election, absolutely retarded.

Are you serious? Not a big fan of the Tories just now, but they're still infinitely better than Labour.

Honestly, the only way to save the country now is to join Labour and support Corbyn, thus killing the Labour party

Why is Philip Davis so based?

No. The UKIP without Nige are nothing.

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because there is literally no leadership besides May now, as they all resigned/dropped out

m8 they're both awful

Who is the guy on Sky right now? He looks like the hippy spin doctor from The Thick Of It

I'm scared.

What's wrong with May lads? I was initially worried because I thought she might do some try to stay in the EU/second referendum fuckery, but she's openly stated now Brexit means Brexit.

Wow, just fucking no

>Man, these painkillers are giving me a stomach ache right now.. better shot myself in the head instead

You have done this yourself.

>tfw we're going to see labour split into two in our very own eyes

#BackBlair

>she's openly stated now Brexit means Brexit.

It's a non-statement

Brexit means some approximate Brexit

Nadhim Zahawi

Nadim Zawahi, Tory MP

>tfw Samantha Cameron is a distant relative of mine

If I ever meet her, I'll make sure brit/pol/ wanks over her.

Will Cameron's final PMQ's be as good as Blairs?

'We' didn't do anything other than vote for Brexit. It's the politicians that have fucked it up

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I NEED SOME LEADSOME

POST RARE LEADSOMES PLS

I know they're both awful, but I'll take well-meaning and sometimes mad Corbyn, provided that he stays in place, over May any day of the week.

Of course if Labour loses Corbyn they're immediately relegated to being worse than the Conservatives again so May becomes the shinier turd.

Paedos are mad that they're going to take their anime porn away.

knows*

Is the United Queendom the current Happening Central?

Leadsom pulled out of her own volition. Apparently she couldn't take the abuse she was getting over her comments about motherhood.

Why she betrayed us

Things can only get #BetterWithBlair

Achmed pls

youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc

Leadsom, but not the country

Wait what

;_;

>tfw not British and therefore cannot vote for Jezza or support him in any meaningful way
;_;

You could be part royal

She's also stated that she has no intention to trigger Article 50 this year, so there's plenty of time for fuckery.

Leadsom is deadsom

I doubt that is the case, but if it is, she would have been an appalling PM.

>General Election happens because fuck May
>Nigel returns to lead UKIP
>Wins everywhere
>Prime Minister Nigel Farage

Oh god

We have fucked up.

new party when?

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Leadsom meme prices have just crashed lad, what's the point

You might as well ask for some Liam Fox memes

UKIP are over m8.
>Hmm, shall we realign our party's positions to reflect the fact that the majority of our voters are older, whiter, working class members who are socially conservative and economically protectionist?
>No, let's go full out economic and social left lolbertarian xD

>implying Brits don't have the option to protest Andrea's quitting and demand that she's the PM for their nation's sake

Why's he want an early election? Surely he knows himself that his party will gain nothing.

>tfw you will never be paid to be a middle aged troll.

Based Liddle, he's living the dream, at least he is getting paid to take the piss as Britain goes down the shitter.

youtube.com/watch?v=zBq1dZGrR3c

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Maybe it best we destroy Britain entirely so that something can arise from the ashes. If May isn't challenged, economic globalism remains unchallenged.

The amount of shit against Leadsom in the Telegraph and Spectator was shocking

But pulling out shows how weak she probably truly is

Fucking Blairite

>A source close to the energy minister told BBC political editor Laura Kuenssberg "the abuse has been too great" for Mrs Leadsom during the contest.

this is the woman labour is pinning their hopes on:

twitter.com/conor_mcnally/status/752468677950337024

she announced her leadership right as leadsome dropped out, and none of the big media names bothered to turn up.

I did not see this coming at all.

The change of leadership is a big opportunity for the Tories. Austerity was a mistake and slowed growth, what they really needed to do was redirect spending away from welfare and the public sector and into infrastructure and housebuilding. They've done the first part under Cameron and Osbourne (along with tax cuts), now they can switch to the second part under May and whoever she makes chancellor (along with some more tax cuts).

EU exit negotiations next week?

>Maybe if we turn Britain into New Pakistan something good will come out of it!

No