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Just want him back x edition

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Eating some spooky candy

definitely owe ed an apology

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if ed had won back in 15 we wouldn't have been in this mess

single linking nonce

are you that lad who posts his food on Sup Forums
if so, take your fucking tinsel down

don't know why IT folk voluntarily want to move here, the pay is shit, go to the US where you'll get $70,000/year for knowing basic HTML5

Why are your fingers so short?

amy's legs in furry panda socks 2bh with you lads

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that room looks familiar

Cool it with the anti semetic remarks

I'm not a weedy little runt

are your toes webbed too?

x factor is on lads

To accept Villeneuve as a quality director is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writhe around on the ground in a supermarket while screaching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head.

He is cheeto dust. Nothing more.

Nothing more than a hack, a useful tool for studios to trot out to say "Hey, we're making art house!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation he receives, let alone the wide praise this has got. The film trudges from set piece to set piece, leaves us no real questions or anything to think about really.

The worst part however was Deakins' "look at me I'm acting!" cinematography. This poor sap has become a parody of himself to appease his internet fans (much like Refn after Drive)

The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the Villeneuve and Paul Thomas Anderson fan. They come from the same root, from the same doritos stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of cinema it's my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic when I see them. I will fight with nails and teeth until the last imposter has fallen to the ground

I have about as much respect for Denis Villeneuve as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. He is reddit. He is video game hotpocket. He is capeshit. He is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about him.

He is the most depraved video game infantilised manchild degeneracy. He is Saturday morning cartoons. He is non-neurotypicality. He is memes. He is video game. He is Inarritu. He is imdb.

>tfw small hands

Alri nosferatu

That's not me someone posted it here yesterday.

Ant phone posted Maj on ?

hasn't made a honest film, utter rubbish

>filename

>biting your nails

please do not do this

cant help it simple as

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass lads

iktfb just do heavy deadlifts, weighted chinups and the cardio rower for an hour 3x/wk for 3 years and you'll get thick stubby meat sticks for fingers

>depression

>tfw big hands and virgin wrists

i have slightly small hands but massive feet in comparison to the rest of my body, as well as long legs

like two different people spliced together at the waist

what do i do

I wanna fuck an ass in the arse lads

england belongs to english people
if you disagree you are an anti-english racist, simple as

I have an 8 inch willywilly

english isn't a race

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fingers contain 0 (zero) muscles

objectively cannot get big fingers through lifts / work

nope tories are messing it up as is their wont

Just registered my M&S sparks card, desu M&S is generally better than Waitrose these days.
Though waitrose does have a better delhi and bakery imo.

Where do you lads shop?

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sophiefags on suicide watch

any commie lads in

>english isn't a race

I guess my genetics mutated after lifting weights. which is more likely?

ooh ee ooh ah ah tingtang wilywilly bingbang

mum and sister were ripping on Trump for having married a much younger woman but they actually couldn't believe it when i told them the age gap between Trump and Melania is the same as the gap between Macron and his wife

they very interestingly didn't seem too bothered by that

I eat out of bins
not poor just thrifty simple as

need you out of business lad

don't understand why people claim meghan markle is black

she's clearly white

>fingers contain 0 (zero) muscles
doubt this, won't look into it further

no

Is Brexit making UK great again, lads?

im legitimately going to be killed tomorrow by an act of god

Trying not to fap

Hillary Clinton is on Graham Norton next week can't believe it

Sick of yank politics

exclusively at tesco because it's the only shop within walking distance

also there is a tesco extra 10 seconds walk from my work

if it was any other supermarket then I'd shop there all the same

what a silly post

The ligaments get thicker lad
Happens with feet too from lots of running and hiking

>first the one show now graham norton
god why cant she fuck off

hasn't really done anything so far
mountain out of a molehill

i don't think anyone in the UK apart from London millionaires actually likes her

It's wallawalla

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can't wait to hear all about how the loss was everyone's fault but hers

post your pornfu

they're all connected by ligaments and tendons lad

if I'm 50 percent english, 25 percent irish, and 25 percent scottish is it ok to say I'm just english? is that a common thing in britain? I don't want to associate with the plebs that got conquered.

>swole, muscular feet

this is definitely not a thing

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need a fascist woman

>he skips foot day
mate...

its moving east

please good veer to the east and destroy england

she's gonna run in 2020 isn't she

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it was in response to a gentleman above who said he had an 8inch willywilly

>had to buy gloves for work
>lady tries to judge size
>you have small hands so a 7 could fit
>actually you have a big hand, just with long fingers
In the end she didn't even have the type of gloves I needed for work, but the whole exchange left me with a sense of uneasiness

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100 percent yank

had a big wank to the bluewhisper video in the last thread

live in glasgow and can confirm it is definitely not here and there has been not a single sniff of wind so far

Fair dos, carry on

>in glasgow
yiss
it's not till tomorrow you mong

Fair


I find tesco somewhat depressing, what area are you in that there is only tesco near you?
M&S is like 15-20 minute walk from where i live but so is tesco and waitrose .

no way the dems are stupid enough to run another white person ESPECIALLY one with as much baggage
just pick a token = easy win

Please post some good scenes

should probably just drive to work now while its still calm and sleep the night in the car park as opposed to tomorrow and certain death

look at your thumb, the meaty bit bellow the digit

You cannot, you cannot tell me that's not a muscle

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yes go east please

she'll just talk about weinstein and how trump is a mysoginist and laugh about nortons dumb joke about how trump is orange and has bad hair and needs like a total makeover girlfriend

lmaoing @ the shape of her head

baffling how people can wank to non pornographic images ngl

thinkin bout the ol cide

How likely will it be that Inter Milan will beat AC Milan?

the porn addict post

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>trying to dox me off publicly available tesco radius data

come off it

shes really nice

hi asl

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dunno