Colony Risk. May the best Empire win

Colony Risk. May the best Empire win.

Pick and let's go

I'll be England.

Put me in boss.

South Africa please.

gotchu senpai

Nope. gotta start in Europe

Germany, put me in Togo (why no Cameroon-Start?)

Soviet Repub

OK, that is three.

First Rolls to here

Roll to anschluss Czechoslovakia

Take Turkey

France
Only use my 2nd bonus

wut

pick an empire. Soviets are taken. no bonuses.

you cannot take European countries.

Actually screw it I quit my other game
Rename stalin to
Napoleon
Start in france.

Republic of france then.

Really?

Then roll to fill Togo, then Benin

yes you can, but it is frowned upon. when has germany ever given a fuck about propriety?

great. roll to my roll post

no, you can. I marked it. start colony next turn if you want brah

England, you have 2 minutes before mupdate. ditto France.

Roll to expand into Spain

can we just make there be no European invasion/? The whole point is the conquest of Africa.

>Turkey
>European

Fuck sorry My name is fucking up

I meant roll to take South Africa.

>when has germany ever given a fuck about propriety?
I do, but only about my own. Next turn I'm gonna bring Poland heim ins Reich.

So it begins. Small wars of conquest in Europe.

Poland, OP.

Hey Stalin, it's Daesh ;-)

Keep rolling to kill South Africa.

Continue taking Turkey.

got you. roll to mupdate. German bro is gunning for your keeds

fill*

Take spain

Conquer the east of Poland and make a corridor to Königsberg

Madagascar

Germany expands in the Mother land. England continues to grow in Dindutopia

My Soviet brother! Let's make an Alliance and rape Poland together like in the good old times.

Continue filling SA.

make me the republic of Ireland!!

Rest of Turkey, spills into Iran Iraq Syria

Imma play as Denmark, but if that aint coo i wont. just want to stimulate gameplay.

Roll into Sweden.

gotchu. put in name and roll to mupdate pls.

Continue attacking Poland

Try to recover North of Poland.
No, he will betray you. You can't trust this germans.

Poland and Germany are squaring off. Turkey is on the edge. The Norse are rising...

Same as before.

cool, can I roll to take back the north of ireland first?

Denmark > Sweden.

I'll give you the 0, but you need to clearly indicate your roll. i am an old/orthodox fag. this is your mulligan.

sure. roll to here

Attack from the west, but defend Königsberg first

Invade and take over ireland.

fuck you british scum!

rollins

Rest of Turkey > Syria > Iran > Iraq

hey, you invaded first Mick.

dude. no double rolls. hit Eire next round.

just taking back whats rightfully mine, give me the north of ireland and I will leave you alone

Attack Czechoslovaquia.
Germoney, please.

You two ladies can sort out your squabbles.

I will be spreading communism to the Moslems.

no i meant i was telling where to use the 0 since you wanted me to clarify. So use it against ireland. or use the 7 i dont care but remember he rolled a 1.

I rolled a 5 nigghah

see

Germany kicks ass, but Poland Dromes in response. Russia continues to skewer kebab. France, as usual, is absent. Fucking Corsicans.

Invade ireland.

Sorry had to walk dog. take spain

Turkey spill you know where

GO BRITANNIA GO

rolling to take the rest of scotland, england and wales!

Fuck those Danes, over Stora Bält we will march

Do we start with our territories in africa or not?

haha trips dont give you shit leprechaun!

whats trips worth to me OP?

Okay, we can sort this out. I will stop attacking you, if you leave me the corridor to Königsberg and the Czech Republic. You can have Slovakia and everything else that I conquered

Then roll, faget

nope. gotta sale to sell, brah

not a damn thing. once upo a time, repeats were actually algorithmically skipped. i miss those days.

ay

CCan I play as Spain?

Denmark into new babylon (sweden)

Attack Austria.

You are being taken over sorry.

sure. roll quick. the tiny dictator is snapping up your Ts...

Okay, if you want that war

Reclaim Austria and attack poland

We can have peace since you are starting ok?

>repeats were actually algorithmically skipped.

That made risk boring

thats fucked op! i should be able to nuke bongistan with that

IM QUITE SURE I JUST DID WITH THAT SHAKESPEARE:ian MASTERPEACE OF WORD USAGE.

But okay, roll

I invade France

Dude I will give you some of spain back and you can have portugal if we end the war

Put name in post pls. roll will be counted, you slavic shit.

Oh shit. it is ugly in europe...

What the fuck did you do.

Take Spain

Continue south

Reclaim Austria and just fuck up poland

rollin to take the rest of britain and ireland, then spillinto north africa

i rolled a 6 he rolled a 3

Ok, I will help you also if you want

DROMES

333 is a drome. wasted a 0 on bitching, bruh

Defend Austria, attack Germoney if possible.

Sorry, m8

Well since OP cant play by the rules i got fucked but roll to defend anyway, it doesnt matter im fucked.

would you like to 9 into Britain or incite a revolution in SA?

9 into britain OP

I'm losta at the messages and rules, could you please explain?