Eagles vs. Cowboys Gamethread #1

Meaningless game edition.

Ready for some Eagles football.

some Nicky Foles redemption.

inb4 cowshit spammers and falseflagger

Anyone got a link?

B-team vs. B-team

w-w-we d-d-dem b-bois...

t. B-team

Depends, are you a cowshitter or not?

I'm not. pls link

sportsarefree dot ex why zee

Yes, im a cowgod fan.

sportsarefree.xyz or leddit nflstreams

Happy New Year!

>FOLES

What are you all /eating/?

gross wtf is that

Ham and potatoes.

Had ihop at like 11 so i wont be hungry until after the game.

The only thing I'm interested in is Sidney Jones making his debut.

Not like it matters, because this team is going to get BTFO in the divisional round.

I can't decide between this game or watching the Browns have the perfect season.

Help me out lads

why the fuck are th cowfag players getting hype. You're out of the playoffs. You're not allowed to get hype.

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I'm a little pumped to see what Nate can do. All the rumors about him being super locked-in on the sidelines and doing well in practice make me wanna see what he can do.

Have you watched based Dave Chappelle new stand up specials Sup Forums? He's the fucking GOAT

The worst part is that even if they lose this game and go 8-8, Garrett still won't be fired. Jerry needs to hurry up and die so Stephen Jones can clean house.

kill yourself you fake ass fan

have some faith

torrey...

>tfw headache, but need to start drinking soon

What the fuck is wrong with me? I drank 2 beers last night and my brain hurts.

Fuck Torrey Smith

>Smith
I don't know why they signed this bum.

What the fuck is wrong with Torrey Smith? He's had one good game this whole year. What the fuck.

I can't wait until Smith stops getting reps and starts

Watched the first one this morning. P good.

I’ve never wanted a human being to die more than Jerry Jones.

Any receivers in FA this year that can actually catch as a slot receiver?

Anyone else was really scared in commercial? like it was shooking me up bretty good i'd say.

I could have caught that 3rd and 7 pass holy fuck

Anyway, who else still has faith in Dak? I realize he hasn't played well in some of this season, but I don't see any reason to give up on him yet. He did still show flashes that he can be a great quarterback, and it's only his second season. I'd rather keep him for his entire rookie contract than draft a new quarterback in the next year or two.

Give him back then cunts

Agholor is the slot.

nigga what the fuck did you just say?

Lmao Pittsburgh scored on the Browns already

We need to put Mack in there.
Smith isn't a slot receiver he's our WR2. Aggy's the slot

I could see him moving to a solid number 2 though.

Anyone else pumped for the Eagles in the playoffs? All my Eagles senpai friends are already giving up. I know Files looked like trash but he can make the the throws. Home field and underdog status is nice.

Yeah I agree with you completely. It’s pretty much my exact thoughts on Dak too.

dak and zeke both suck

He was WR2, and he was shit, fuck off newfan.

It's not Zeke's fault he's playing against an elite run defense that knows Dak poses 0 threat with his arm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE BROWNS IN HERE THIS IS AN EAGLES GAME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER

FUCK

never doubt the man the myth the legend

Zeke is averaging like 4 yards, hes not elite or even great even though he has an elite oline.

>Cowcucks can't get a yard against B-team front 7

so this is the power of zeke...

Cowboys lose buy 21, check em

All apart of their plan kizer is going to reveal his true power level soon.

Did that commercial imply that there were black snow natives

LETS GO!

hmm eagles suck without kirstin wentz

who woulda thought

Foles is trash lmao

foles got such a deep cadence for how young he looks

Get some arm under it and should have thrown to Mack

>Ertz

Fucking lol

This game is so boring right now post cute 2d girls.

He needs to go through his progressions better. It seems like he just looks at his first one, then when it's no there just throws it away.

I feel like mack is just there to draw coverage, he's rarely targeted.

our recievers are nowhere near running their routes, shit is disgusting.

having Ertz chip the run an out is asking too much of him, hes a wide/slot not a blocking/te

fuck

I think he's pretty decent though, I became a fan after the stiff arm in the preseason so I'm biased.

Why do girls pretend to understand football?

Is Dak purposely forcing the ball to Dez?

How can Cowboys fans have any faith left in Dak? He's complete fucking garbage even with no pressure in his face

Is Dak permanently shook?

is dak intentionally throwing to dez to tank his numbers

even when dez is open he's not really open, and dak's throws are shit too

>the Sud
let's see what you got Nate

Literally a poor mans foles

are there any sudfeld memes?

BRING IN THE SUD

TEAM PUP AND SUD'S NOW

foles may be struggling, but dak fucking sucks and he's their "future"
wentz STILL has more TDs since he tore his ACL than rayne dakota prescott

Do any of these games on right now mean anything?

we don't know that yet

hol up lol are the cowboys seriously struggling against the eagles 2nd team?

if the pats lose and stillers win, stillers get the 1 seed
if the vikings lose and some other teams win they drop out of a first round bye

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Studfeld jk but Eagles fans are retarded enough to hype up a 3rd string nobody if he makes a nice throw in a meaningless game

Sean Lee wouldn't miss wide open wr's

I wonder if Dez has been bullying Dak to get him to force the ball his way.

Yes. I think so. I think they’re trying to get them to connect. They’ve had zero chemistry with each other all season. So maybe they can use a meaningless game to make something happen?

But it won’t. And JJ will probably throw money at Dez to make him stay even though they should absolutely trade him.

See: There’s no point in not keeping him for the rest of his rookie contract to see if this is the real Dak and not just sophomore slump.

Well, we're going one and done.

I just don't know about Foles, guys.

>Shit Foles

Dez is such utter trash, glad dallas keeps him year after year :^)

FUCK Foles bring in Sudfeld

Foles doing the rest of the fanbase a service and wiping any playoff wins from imagination, I knew they were done without Wentz from the getgo

b-b-but bewd

ONE AND DONE

ONE AND DONE

ONE AND DONE

foles is shook lol media got to him

block in the back not called

>zeke

does Foles just not look confident in his throws? and hes always on his back foot when releasing the ball?

Yeah but at least Dak, assuming he survives this game, will have gotten through the season without an injury, and will be able to focus the entire offseason on improving. Wentz is going to have to miss the entire offseason program rehabbing his torn ACL, which will probably stunt his development.