Official Houston Texans @ Indianapolis Colts Gamethread

Doesn't mean much, but here's the thread.

Thanks for letting it be /ouryear/ for once bros

You guys utterly deserve upon your own merit bro, the Jags defense and rungame is great this year

go Indy!

GO GIANTS

lol@the john cena song

Colts are going to playoffs next year with 12-4 record. BOOK IT

not while this "defense" exists, user

Entire Colts D is on IR. GM will bring in a bunch of great guys to complete it.

Did Russian hackers take out Watson?

There's bad announcers....

Then there's these guys

They will by September. Just like they do with all other meme QBs.

I certainly hope so

nah, that was Sashi Brown's voodoo. same with Wentz

Will pagano ever get canned

Who could take the colt's #3 pick? I know if they lose the texans will take it, but could the bucs do it as well? Can they take the 2 spot if the gnats continue beating the deadskins?

He will within 24h

Who's playing QB for Texans?

Let's go Texans!

Chris Thompson (or black Deandre Hopkins as I like to call him) is ELITE

giants can't fall further than #3
if the colts lose and giants win
otherwise giants are locked in at #2

Brisset still playing?

Damn this thread is just as dead as both these teams. Funny how these two teams were the ones battling it out before now they're at the bottom fighting for scraps.

These teams pay combined 90-100 million to players on IR.
More important stuff is happening elsewhere.

It's truly funny. But, Go Colts.

Colts and Texans haven't battled for the AFCS in the same year since Luck's rookie season.

why the fuck is the color announcer is such a fucking pussy

>More important stuff is happening elsewhere
not really every game on right now is pretty much meaningless

How does Bill o'Brien shave that dimple in his chin? He does such a good job.

Unironically Steelers-Browns.
Colts and Giants games are tied for second.

He waxes it

>muh 0-16 Browns
No one gives a shit. Doesn't matter. Meaningless.

So colts is a good one

This game is garbage too. I've a marginal interest in it only because if the Texans win, the Bucs move up to 4th in the draft.

have browns on one tv and the game mix channel with colts audio on the second. Sure the browns just tied it up, but the steelers aren't even playing their starters

It's not about which team is better but about who wins today.

I want the Browns to lose just because it will piss off Lions fans.

that tie didn't last long

I care. Piece of shit stoolers resting their starters though.

Yeah I was being dishonest with myself when I said that. I care too. Doesn't look like the Steelers need their starters to beat the Browns, though.

>that graphic
AFC in a nutshell. Only now it's the Steelers instead of the Broncos.

what the fuck, colts?

Texans have given me anxiety.

Why does the stadium keep playing John Cena's theme?

They're hoping you can't see how shit and meaningless this game is.

safety :D

I always feel a little bad for commentators made to cover and inspire excitement for meaningless games like this, but I suppose that's their job so I can't sympathize with them too much.

>they're playing it again
At least the third time in the last 30 minutes.

Rip gore

Knew the Texans couldn't pull it off. What a garbage team.

Pls mess up Colts, you're just 1 TD away from 2nd pick

RIP #2 Pick

COME ON COLTS

at least we aren't last in the division

fuck the colts, go giants!