>hacking scene
>''hang on almost there''
>*click click tap tap click*
>''i'm in''
Hacking scene
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>*click clack click*
>Shit... they set up a defensive fire wall around the server
>"Is that going to be a problem?"
>Heh, not at all. I just need to recalibrate the blah blah blah and install a blah blah blah... aaaaand....
>*beep beep*
>[ACCESS GRANTED]
>I'm in.
>white character asks black character if he's sure
>"DAMN SURE!"
legit hacker there b-ro
>hacking scene
>"Buckle up, I got this."
>time lapse of writing a program from scratch over 3 weeks, at least a third of which is spent using a Fleshlight while watching futa-on-futa SFM WebMs
>"....I designed it.."
>i need eight minutes!
>you have two
>hacking window with progress bar
>*records scratch*
>"I need one hour.."
>"You have like a month so whatever"
>i need two minutes
>you have two picoseconds
>in english professor
kek
>and your other keyboard
>Hacker guy with ten monitor battle station trying to hack in
>Female character walks in
>pushes three random buttons
>"You're in"
>i need 10 minutes
>it can't be that easy
>you're right, give me 8
>two characters having a shootout
>both disarm each other
>start fighting hand to hand
>both fall to the floor
>each grabs a gun
>points it at each other's heads
>*click*
>guy with two swords against guy with one sword
>the guy with two swords loses the other sword before beating the other guy
...
>Person sees his enemy
>Instead of shooting him in the face, he drops his weapon(s), strikes some stupid karate pose, and does a "come here" gesture
>character tapping keyboard
>"it's no use, they're counterhacking us"
>green skeletons start to dance on the screen
>"get the new guy in, he hacked into pentagon mainframe when he was 15"
>quirky hacker chick comes in
>"who said anything about a he?"
>taps keyboard
>"i'm in"
>"I have an older brother"
>cute girl takes off her pants
>doesn't have a penis
...
>black character gets a new/better weapon
>"yeah, now we talkin"
>black character enters a nice car
>UUUUWEEEEEE YUH!!
fuck
>enemy tries to attack ~tough~ black woman
>AAAWWW HEEEEEEEEEELLLL NAAAWWWW
>we have only ten minutes before the change is irreversible
>en español, profesor
>character posts something
>immediately deletes it
I forgot my picture. pls don't bully
>supposedly sneaky thief character is breaking into a home and sneaks around
>examines a few cupboards
>opens drawer
>finds what he is looking for
>"Bingo"
>turns around
>stares into the face of the homeowner
UH, OH, WHAT NOW ?
>character posts on a senegalese basket weaving webzone
>gets bullied
>your gun and your badge
>and your other badge
...
>concentrationcamp scene
>I like Piña Colada starts playing
>money is that what you want? I'll give you money!
>no, I'm doing this just for fun
>he's in it for the money, not the science
>"money, hah, this is about much bigger things than money"
>shoots the guy
>chase scene
>character runs into alley
>thinks he's escaped
>"hey"
>"oh hey"
>character pauses to realise it's the guy chasing him
>If only Uncle Phil would fix the air conditioning in the poolhouse
>How could he be so cruelhouse?
This has literally NEVER happened.
some punk with a gun threatens the main role veteran badass
>you think you got balls to do it kid?
>cmon' DO IT! DO IT! KILL ME!
>takes the barrel and puts it onto his forehead
>punk breaks down and lets go of the gun
>main character walks into a bar
>"I'll have a beer"
Do Americans really not do that?
I don't get it
It did in. Le nove vite di Felice (1929)
lrn2kino
Non-American here, where the fuck are you from that you DO that?
>main character walks into a coffee store
>"I'll have a coffee please"
Finland but it's been the same in every country I've visited.
>hold on to your butts
>main character walks into a brothel
>"I'll have a whore please"
>main character walks into a sandwich store
>"I'll have a sandwich please"
>main character walks into Finland
>"I'll have a spudro blease :DDD"
>main character walks into sandwich store
>orders coffee
>main character applies for university
>"i'll have an education, please""
>main character walks into a pizzeria
>"I'll have-a pizza, please"
>hacking scene
>"I'm in"
>another mouse appears
>"We've got company"
>character strolls into a beer store
>ill have a couple beers my man
>main character walks into a store
>doesn't buy anything and leaves
During a gun fight
>bam bam bam
>bum bum bum
>you're out of bullets
>y-you too
>le geeky nerd is soldering a motherboard
>sparks and smoke everywhere
>"ok it's ready"
congrantulation you just fried everything you fucking feget
>character walks into bar to meet with character already sitting at bar
>''ill have the usual''
Name ONE 90's sci-fi flick that does this.
is le quirky hacker a form of cultural appropriation? If they want real hackers they should be 400lb virgin autists, not cool kids with a hipster aesthetic
>character is in a restaurant
>waitress comes over
>'can I take your order sir?'
>'yes I'd like to buy the restaurant'
>main character walks into a poo
>"I'll have a loo, please"
>you ready?
>I WAS BORN READY
>the world best crackers need 30 minutes for this
>you have 30 seconds while getting a blowjob
>character walks into a bar
>"Ouch!"
tuli heti mieleen tulitikkutehtaan tyttö -elokuvan kohtaus jossa se päähenkilö kävelee baariin ja sanoo vaan "pieni olut"
>"bane?"
A man walks into a bar
SPLASH!
>character walks into a bar
>NORM!
>horse walks into a bar
>people get up and leave after seeing the potential danger in the situation
>MC walks into a bar
>music stops
>all the locals turn and stare at him
>"s-sorry"
>leaves
>horse walks into a bar
>gets shot by animal services
>horse walks into a bar
>introduces herself as sarah jessica parker
>"Time to play ball"
>oh yeah?...you and what army?
>this army
>the "army" doesn't show up
>GUYS??
>Character walks into a hacking store
>"I'm in"
wew
>character has sex with a girl
>"I'm in"
>do you know how to crack it?
>do i know how to crack it? why of course i do i invented it!
aw man, i miss these movies.
>villain starts longest monologue of all times instead of shooting the hero
>I'M GETTING HACKED
every time
LOL :p
>breaks open an electrical box and sparks two wires together
>"I'm in."
>villain draws gun on unarmed protagonist
>walk right up to the protagonist sacrificing the chief advantage of a firearm (range)
>protagonist turns the tables by disarming the now within-arm's-reach villain
>how long until you fix it?
>aww jeeze, with the oscillating crembulations and the state of the wembongo drives-
>in siamese please doc
>we're looking at least ten thousand years
>you have 9 seconds
>I'll do it in 4.5
Every FUCKING time.
>You ready?
>*sigh* as ready as I'll ever be
>protagonist aims his gun at a disarmed villain
>"S-STAY WHERE YOU ARE!"
>villain proceeds into the protagonists direction with his arms up and giving a speech
>eventually gets close enough and disarms the protagonist
>Sex
>You've lost me
>you ready?
>i was born ready
>You ready?
>No.
>hacker having real-time conversation with character who's facing mortal danger
>"can you hurry up? The red button has to be pushed up-"
>"I'M A BIT BUSY RIGHT NOW"
>Pushes you off the plane anyway