Hacking scene

>hacking scene
>''hang on almost there''
>*click click tap tap click*
>''i'm in''

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>*click clack click*
>Shit... they set up a defensive fire wall around the server
>"Is that going to be a problem?"
>Heh, not at all. I just need to recalibrate the blah blah blah and install a blah blah blah... aaaaand....
>*beep beep*
>[ACCESS GRANTED]
>I'm in.

>white character asks black character if he's sure
>"DAMN SURE!"

legit hacker there b-ro

>hacking scene
>"Buckle up, I got this."
>time lapse of writing a program from scratch over 3 weeks, at least a third of which is spent using a Fleshlight while watching futa-on-futa SFM WebMs

>"....I designed it.."

>i need eight minutes!
>you have two

>hacking window with progress bar

>*records scratch*

>"I need one hour.."
>"You have like a month so whatever"

>i need two minutes
>you have two picoseconds
>in english professor

kek

>and your other keyboard

>Hacker guy with ten monitor battle station trying to hack in
>Female character walks in
>pushes three random buttons
>"You're in"

>i need 10 minutes
>it can't be that easy
>you're right, give me 8

>two characters having a shootout
>both disarm each other
>start fighting hand to hand
>both fall to the floor
>each grabs a gun
>points it at each other's heads
>*click*

>guy with two swords against guy with one sword
>the guy with two swords loses the other sword before beating the other guy

...

>Person sees his enemy
>Instead of shooting him in the face, he drops his weapon(s), strikes some stupid karate pose, and does a "come here" gesture

>character tapping keyboard
>"it's no use, they're counterhacking us"
>green skeletons start to dance on the screen
>"get the new guy in, he hacked into pentagon mainframe when he was 15"
>quirky hacker chick comes in
>"who said anything about a he?"
>taps keyboard
>"i'm in"

>"I have an older brother"

>cute girl takes off her pants
>doesn't have a penis

...

>black character gets a new/better weapon
>"yeah, now we talkin"

>black character enters a nice car
>UUUUWEEEEEE YUH!!

fuck

>enemy tries to attack ~tough~ black woman
>AAAWWW HEEEEEEEEEELLLL NAAAWWWW

>we have only ten minutes before the change is irreversible
>en español, profesor

>character posts something
>immediately deletes it

I forgot my picture. pls don't bully

>supposedly sneaky thief character is breaking into a home and sneaks around
>examines a few cupboards
>opens drawer
>finds what he is looking for
>"Bingo"
>turns around
>stares into the face of the homeowner

UH, OH, WHAT NOW ?

>character posts on a senegalese basket weaving webzone
>gets bullied

>your gun and your badge
>and your other badge

...

>concentrationcamp scene
>I like Piña Colada starts playing

>money is that what you want? I'll give you money!
>no, I'm doing this just for fun

>he's in it for the money, not the science

>"money, hah, this is about much bigger things than money"
>shoots the guy

>chase scene
>character runs into alley
>thinks he's escaped
>"hey"
>"oh hey"
>character pauses to realise it's the guy chasing him

>If only Uncle Phil would fix the air conditioning in the poolhouse
>How could he be so cruelhouse?

This has literally NEVER happened.

some punk with a gun threatens the main role veteran badass

>you think you got balls to do it kid?
>cmon' DO IT! DO IT! KILL ME!
>takes the barrel and puts it onto his forehead
>punk breaks down and lets go of the gun

>main character walks into a bar
>"I'll have a beer"

Do Americans really not do that?

I don't get it

It did in. Le nove vite di Felice (1929)

lrn2kino

Non-American here, where the fuck are you from that you DO that?

>main character walks into a coffee store
>"I'll have a coffee please"

Finland but it's been the same in every country I've visited.

>hold on to your butts

>main character walks into a brothel
>"I'll have a whore please"

>main character walks into a sandwich store
>"I'll have a sandwich please"

>main character walks into Finland
>"I'll have a spudro blease :DDD"

>main character walks into sandwich store
>orders coffee

>main character applies for university
>"i'll have an education, please""

>main character walks into a pizzeria
>"I'll have-a pizza, please"

>hacking scene
>"I'm in"
>another mouse appears
>"We've got company"

>character strolls into a beer store
>ill have a couple beers my man

>main character walks into a store
>doesn't buy anything and leaves

During a gun fight

>bam bam bam
>bum bum bum
>you're out of bullets
>y-you too

>le geeky nerd is soldering a motherboard
>sparks and smoke everywhere
>"ok it's ready"

congrantulation you just fried everything you fucking feget

>character walks into bar to meet with character already sitting at bar
>''ill have the usual''

Name ONE 90's sci-fi flick that does this.

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is le quirky hacker a form of cultural appropriation? If they want real hackers they should be 400lb virgin autists, not cool kids with a hipster aesthetic

>character is in a restaurant
>waitress comes over
>'can I take your order sir?'
>'yes I'd like to buy the restaurant'

>main character walks into a poo
>"I'll have a loo, please"

>you ready?
>I WAS BORN READY

>the world best crackers need 30 minutes for this
>you have 30 seconds while getting a blowjob

>character walks into a bar
>"Ouch!"

tuli heti mieleen tulitikkutehtaan tyttö -elokuvan kohtaus jossa se päähenkilö kävelee baariin ja sanoo vaan "pieni olut"

>"bane?"

A man walks into a bar

SPLASH!

>character walks into a bar
>NORM!

>horse walks into a bar
>people get up and leave after seeing the potential danger in the situation

>MC walks into a bar
>music stops
>all the locals turn and stare at him
>"s-sorry"
>leaves

>horse walks into a bar
>gets shot by animal services

>horse walks into a bar
>introduces herself as sarah jessica parker

>"Time to play ball"

>oh yeah?...you and what army?
>this army
>the "army" doesn't show up
>GUYS??

>Character walks into a hacking store
>"I'm in"

wew

>character has sex with a girl
>"I'm in"

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>do you know how to crack it?
>do i know how to crack it? why of course i do i invented it!

aw man, i miss these movies.

>villain starts longest monologue of all times instead of shooting the hero

>I'M GETTING HACKED
every time

LOL :p

>breaks open an electrical box and sparks two wires together
>"I'm in."

>villain draws gun on unarmed protagonist
>walk right up to the protagonist sacrificing the chief advantage of a firearm (range)
>protagonist turns the tables by disarming the now within-arm's-reach villain

>how long until you fix it?
>aww jeeze, with the oscillating crembulations and the state of the wembongo drives-
>in siamese please doc
>we're looking at least ten thousand years
>you have 9 seconds
>I'll do it in 4.5
Every FUCKING time.

>You ready?
>*sigh* as ready as I'll ever be

>protagonist aims his gun at a disarmed villain
>"S-STAY WHERE YOU ARE!"
>villain proceeds into the protagonists direction with his arms up and giving a speech
>eventually gets close enough and disarms the protagonist

>Sex
>You've lost me

>you ready?
>i was born ready

>You ready?
>No.

>hacker having real-time conversation with character who's facing mortal danger
>"can you hurry up? The red button has to be pushed up-"
>"I'M A BIT BUSY RIGHT NOW"

>Pushes you off the plane anyway