Why don't you have wife and kids, Sup Forums?

Why don't you have wife and kids, Sup Forums?

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I haven't found Tomoko IRL yet

because I never leave my house, am ugly, am in poor shape, have stupid hobbies, and am socially awkward and uncomfortable
plus I am frequently self degradating

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Cause ya mum doesn't swallow

Because I'm miserable enough as it is.

Mmmh I recognise those questions, I wonder where from...

But I do.

Hello me :3

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rare

A FUCKING SUIT

It's PK. It's kind of his thing.
How you been PK? Haven't seen you in awhile.

because first i need to meet a girl

Is your flag a Martini glass with a cherry?

you sound awful desu

Pretty much this.
Wew lad that's a rare. (granted it's PK though)

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this if i'm being entirely honest

What flag is this?

She looks like she'd smell bad.

Mauritius. PK's cherry-in-a-martini-glass is Saint Martin.

yes, but I'd like that smell.

Because I don't want to settle down just yet.

I really don't think I'd enjoy a relationship at all, I enjoy going out to bars and clubs and pulling girls.

>sperm donor reporting in

I have a fiancee. Tell the FBI, that I love being white.

Pol told me to not reproduce :(

do you honestly think you'd enjoy that?

Fuck off Tomoko, I already have a superior wife.

She doesn't actually.

She canonically smells bad

Because they aren't like my anime waifus so I don- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

wew lad, rare

>tfw my ex was basically Tomoko

Anime is for faggots, autists and pedos.

she has nothing to offer and so do I.
We'd be losers, but we wouldnt be lonely losers.

Because modern women are trash.

>The average chick here is better looking than UK though

>Shame the holiday ends soon

greentext?

No she was not.

Because I'm ugly, and getting a GF is an impossible pipe dream for me to the point where I don't even know why I bother living.

I see them in a lot of places

I literally dreamed about holding tomoko and smelling the sweety sickly smell of greasy matted hair as we cuddled on her sweat laden mattress

;_;

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I have three kids, their mom left us.

Don't fall for the gf meme lads.

>Implying i dont

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I'm like, only 20 and really busy with videogames in my little free time...

ouch what an evil bitch

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You don't even know senpai.

Stay the fuck away from BPD women.

She looks like Sonic the Hedgehog

dafuq

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Fuck off proxy whoring trip fag

You're just too weak to control your woman.
If she doesn't fear you, she doesn't respect you, if she doesn't respect you she'll do as she wants.

Normal woman? Sure.

Severe personality disorders throw conventional methods out the door.

Because I'm a poor manlet with a receding hairline.

Unless she's completely insane you should be able to instill fear just enough to keep her in line.
And I doubt you'd have 3 kids with a woman like that.

my nigga

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Who wouldn't like a girl that smells of rotting onions, amrite?

because i'm a friendless 25 year old handholdless and kissless virgin who also never even received a fucking hug from a girl.
I only know what vaginas look like because porn exists, I never even saw a tit IRL.

It's not that women are trash.

It's that they all want to be wonder women.

I want a cute submissive girl. Not a gorilla amazon.