OFFICIAL PAT MAHOMES BOWL (CHIEFS @ BRONCOS) GAME THREAD

its AIR RAID time bros. get in here and get comfy.

also kareem hunt is only 13 yards away from the league rushing lead and is ACTIVE for today's game (most likely just to get those 13 yards).

kickoff 3:25 central

Jimmy

>unironically drafting paxton lynch

today is a win win

if mahomes balls out against a top NFL defense, smeth will want to play even better in the playoffs and also the chiefs will not think twice about letting smith go (the correct decision)

if mahomes plays like shit, at least he has all offseason to fix those mistakes and learn

I could probably get into the game for $50 today, plus $30 parking... but it's such a nothing game I'd rather stay home and get comfy with my chiefposting brothers

if anyone wants a comparison of college stats, Mahomes had 11,000 passing yards, 93 TDs, 29 picks and a 63% pass completion in 32 games

Smeth had 5203 yards, 47 TDs, 8 picks and a 66% completion in 25 games

basically, if Smeth is able to pass on his wisdom on how to not throw picks, he could be a great QB

Since it's really cold, I'm not expecting a big passing game. This should be a defensive battle

First play dragon to Tyreek?

Hill is inactive. He's throwing to Chesson, Robinson, Wilson, and Thomas.

Setting him up to fail

Muh-homes is gonna shit it up like all meme negro qbs in the league. Don’t get your hopes up. Smiff is the future.

no Kelce either.

This game is basically a glorified pre-season game

>a female announcer

Well this game is gonna be shit

I am hoping the nigger throws 5 picks

>woman announcer
For what purpose

I'm so excited chiefsbros

AN ABSOLUTE CANNON

Lynch will

Not suprising

KHUNT leading rusher in the league now

RAPE TRAIN ENGAGED

What a drive!

REEM'D
LEADING RUSHING
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

ITS TIME BOYS

>"Kareem Hunt won't play today."
>Kareem Hunt scores a TD within the first minute of the game

love it

Since it's M'Homie time, is it now also Wolfposting time?

Somebody edit this with the evil red eyes leaving a trail of corpses behind him

Is the TV broadcast kinda choppy for anyone else?

Nah it's fine for me. Where you located friendo?

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Seconded. I make a lot of KC memes but don't have my laptop with shoop on it with me.

Hamilton? Chiefs are playing literal whos

>tfw i have at least 100 smeth meme pics that wont be relevant next year

In KC. Kinda weird on 2 tvs in the house every 20-30 seconds it just gets choppy for a moment. Oh well.

It's a good feel man

they should start mahomes for the playoff game

Are their any Broncos fans left on this board or have the rest of you guys killed yourselves already?

>This female announcer

Even sounds like a fucking dyke.

nah

I thought this was the "no fly zone"

how many dragons will be thrown today before we put in the 3rd string?

Nah I dunno about that senpai

For some reason I was having that problem on my tv upstairs but my basement tv is showing it fine

Hopefully enough for Mahomes to throw 400 yards and 3+ tds

Lol nigger QBs

Yeah. Start Mahomes in the playoffs.

We knew this was coming, picks are gonna happen with a gunslinger.

spoke too soon

i knew he was going to throw picks

Oh well its preseason essentially

what in tarnation

Kek mahomes is as bad as I thought he'd be. Traded up 17 spots for a meme big arm air raid QB

glad the mulatto Bret Farve meme is dead

Imagine thinking this and posting it after literally one INT. So glad I'm not retarded.

>there are people who actually prefer meme qbs over solid game regional supervisors like Smeth

>mahomes is bad cause he threw 1 int in 5 appearences
Brainlets leave

Hunt fumbled on his first carry, now what... shit happens , I expected at least 1 pick... if he gets 3 today ill start to shit my pants

>chiefs fans still delusional about their horrible decision

So glad I'm not retarded enough to be a chiefs fan

>if Smeth is able to pass on his wisdom on how to not throw picks
Nope.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kliff’s Offense. The clock management is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spread principals most of the running plays will go over a typical fans head. There’s also Kliff’s airraid outlook, which is deftly woven into his playcalling- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Spike Dykes playbooks, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they’re not just high octane- they say something deep about offensive playmaking. As a consequence people who dislike Texas Tech truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the appeal in Kliff’s existential catchphrase “this one is on me” which itself is a cryptic reference to Tubberville’s Lubbock epic Spaghetti With Beans > Tortillas. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kliff’s genius offense unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a TTU tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the Lubbock’s eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 500 passing yards of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Memes win championships, goyboy

probably the dumbest decision in a while tbqh, i think its the reason john Dorsey was fired

>counting preseason games as legitimate

Are all people from Missouri this stupid?

Enjoy your no-games after today

better to draft a promising QB than to sell the farm to grandpa Peyton, leaving you with nothing left of a team in the wake of a paid for owl ring

>i think its the reason john Dorsey was fired
well you're wrong about that

It seemed like it was more Andy Reid's decision. He kept saying mahomes reminded him of Brett Favre who he QB coached for back in the 90s

it definitely played a factor

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This is a preseason game too, brainlet

Why is Denver thinking of drafting a QB when they haven't even given lynch a chance yet?

>chiefs fans are this booty blasted they will never see a super bowl in their life

>Brett Favre
The memest meme QB of all time.

chad kelly is the franchise next year

It literally didn't

My buddy had your back friendo

McQuay is a bone head. Not surprised he got concussed on his first tackle

>fucking around in the pocket equals= Brett farve
don't understand this

Smeth is leading us to the promised land this year.

So then it's zero legitimate games for mahomes then? When are they gonna take the training wheels off of him? Or do they simply realize their mistake?

at least we get to play for a shot at it unlike you who will be playing madden next sunday

God this bitch is annoying. It's like if Chris Berman was a trap.

>female announcer

I hate living in this gay ass time.

I guess when its 1 on 1s in a game that matters

I need a stream without the hole announcer

>LMAO this is your brain on meth

When will the women meme finally end?

imagine being so gay that hearing a female triggered you this bad

>meme qb cant even catch a snap

Meth doesn't do it for me anymore, man. I have to do Smeth now.

>a....at least we actually get a shot!

You seem a tad insecure, user. Does John Elway still haunt your dreams?

Doo doo Devey

SACKED!!!! MAHOMES IS SHIT!!!!

>unironically using the term 'triggered'

>starting Pat MaGOAT behind this rotisserie offensive line

SAD!

Yup. Mahomes is the 2nd coming of Jesus all right.

YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE MEN

WOMEN MUST ANNOY YOU YOUR ENTIRE LIFE MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>now apologize and pay for my dinner
>pay for me while I text my ex behind your back
>I'm still thinking of fucking chad
>I'm still fucking chad

>watch as I marry you, stop having sex after two months, and then wait and prolong the marriage so as I can have half your shit
>I don't want you your fat!
>I don't want you, you drive a used car!
>I don't want you, you don't have instagram!
>where have all the good men gone?!

>what's that, you want to be alone?! MISOGYNIST
>Oh you like star wars?! Take this you fat fuck!
>Oh you like football!? YOU MUST HEAR US!

YOU MUST HEAR WOMEN AT ALL HOURS, AT EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY
NEW PARADIGM! EMBRACE IT MEN, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!

Real fans have been trying to say, the Chefs need a real chief executive officer of game operations until they get their shit sorted out, then they can try more explosive QBs.

>ITT: 2 first round busts going head to head

Are you ok? Should we call someone?