/un/ - Un/int/ed Nations

Welcome to the 78th meeting of the General Assembly of the Un/int/ed Nations.

Today's topic: Are traps gay?

I would like to withdraw the United States of America from the United Nations.

> are traps gay
Yes

*strip naked*
*rape austria*

Denied

They are gay

gib back democracy

Please behave delegate

*gives hour long in-depth speech only to be disregarded by rest of world*

The struggles of a high IQ nation amongst brainlets

*pee on you*
*make brazil take a shit on you*
*upload it to pornhub*

Yes

At least, it's better than being laugh at and become a national shame

blease behave

Veto
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*condemns Israel*

*makes a chair for Palestine*

*tries to be friends with 1st world nations but is ignored*

*disbands the entire Jewnited nations*

Don't worry my little Argentina, we can always build some military bases together after we are done with this, but only if you won't do any gay stuff anymore, fine?

You faggots need to stop trying to make the US a nuke free country
The reason no one fights the US directly is the nukes

Is the delegation of Benin present in the assembly?

>American ambassador waddles up to the podium
>he puts on a "make america great again" cap
>some light chuckles come from the european delegations
>expecting the entire hall would rise up in a 10 minute standing ovation, (like he and his fellow passengers had given to the pilot that flew him there) he starts sweating
>some delegations notice the sweat, and laugh a little louder
>by this point, the American ambassador is enraged, he shouts out into the mic "s-shudup you dumb e-euro c-cucks!"
>the entire hall erupts in laughter
>the american cannot control his sweat at this point, his entire shirt is soaked when he very audibly lets out a large shart, while simultaneously pissing his pants
>most of the european delegation is literally rolling on the floor in laughter by now
>all the sudden, the entire australian delegation shouts out "EASTER?", causing the laughter to grow in strength
>the american starts fucking CRYING
>the floor beneath him creaks, barely able to withstand his weight
>he tries to take a step forward to adjust the microphone, but the puddle of shit, piss, and sweat beneath him causes him to slip and fall backwards
>the impact of his fall is too much, and causes the stage to collapse
>nearly half of the hall is nearly fainting from laughter
>a few minutes go by, the laughter dies down, the american is still laying in the crater created by his fall
>the Australian ambassador stands up, adjust his mic, and announces to the entire hall:
>"Just a bit of banter, mate."
>For the next 20 minutes, the entire hall is rising in standing ovation for the Australian delegation.

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Give Crimea back to Ukraine you slavshit snowniggers

give american boicunni NAO

Traps are utterly gay, but we will respect it as long as we don't notice the dick