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Iceland?
Spain?
Russian?

Is it true after I go to Israel in December I can't go to Iran eve because I have Israeli stamp

Most likely

WHY IS AN AUSSIE STARTING OUR GENERAL
GODS

Kys schlomo

Going to live in the judean mountains and descend monthly to convert j*ws to the teachings of CHRIST

t. Born Jewish but Christian

no seriously why did you start the thread

I didn't start it kike

did a dingo steal your baby?

lost of aus post in isr
i feel ashamed since they make dumb posts and ruin the flags reputation - but im not one of them

Lots*

>they make dumb posts and ruin the flags reputation

>ruin the flags reputation
all due respect, but your reputation is shitposting

G A S

איך יוצאים על נפשי
נשברתי

why are Austrians so antisemitic?

it's just banter m8

קב"ן
אם אתה חיל אוויר - קפ"ס

Am I welcome here?

sure why not

Lets say, hypothetically, that I'm considering converting to Judaism how would I go about that? and what should I know beforehand? I'm a christian leb but I'm getting tired of the hypocrisy and the increasing lack of community between christian Lebanese. I also believe that a religion you choose has more value than a religion you're just born into. Maybe I'm just depressed or bored or something. Why Judaism? I have a jewish friend and I enjoy what I see and hear.

אבל הוא סתם ינפנף אותי

They give passport cards instead if stamps if u ask nicely

you go to a rabbi and tell him that, it's a real pain in the ass though

Have you considered Anglicanism? If you're a chick we even let you do the magic words and stuff

I feel uncomfortable doing that. I don't think most Jews (almost all are Ashkenazi) are comfortable with me hovering around the local synagogue, even when I'm with my friend. But I'll suck it up and go and talk to the Rabbi there.
Not really. Im not a girl but what magic words are you talking about?

The thing is you have to prove that you really want to do it, and if you're doing it because you're bored you won't be able to

How do you prove that? and honestly I don't why I'm even considering it since theres a chance my parents might not speak to me if I convert. It's making me very frustrated and I have no one to talk to about it, thats why I'm venting here which I apologise for.

Not him but how do you prove you 'really' want to do it exactly?
If a bris and having an elderly mohel chew your forskin isnt a good enough show then i dont know what is.

Kulturell appropriasjon, fy faen jeg blir kvalm av sånt altså!

they rabbi's will try to convince you not to do it, you have to find a jewish family to take you in on saturdays and holidays so they can teach you all the religious traditions and they will report on how you behave to the rabbis
it's bery tiring and takes a long time so people who don't really want to do it will quit

just join a different christian church if you don't like the lebanese one

But I want to be a jew.

why? you don't seem like you know a lot about it
and what does it evem matter? won't you get the same satisfaction if you become a devout christian?

Hmm I might ask my friends family to do that for me.
The problem isn't the Lebanese church, it's the church in general. I spoke to religious protestant at my uni and went to his church but it was complete culture shock and even worse when it comes to community than the Lebanese one.
Not me.

be a catholic

this guy is pretending. I'm the leb
Kikes!

I'm already Catholic. Maronites are a part of the Catholic church. I'll just talk to the Rabbi and see what he says.
Ew.

let us know what he says im curious to how he'll handle it

Yeah will do, wish me luck.

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What's with all the Autral*ans itt?

Shouldn't you be on the train Goldberg?

>a*stralicuck bantz

who /mixed/ here?

mixed what

half Croatian half Moroccan

too many things to list

Doesn't really count but my grandma is Ingush.

I just want a jewess gf to live out my sexually charged antisemitic roleplays to be quite honest

maya

Same I guess. But Israeli not American Jew.

One day guys one day. Maybe when I visit in a few years.

I live in the states, left Israel when I was 9 year old, right now visiting Israel. Israel is kinda poor, on the level of south europe. AMA

can you give me green card

yeah american jews freak me out desu
cant relax around them. they can't take banter and become bitter very easily - nothing like the Israelis ive met
that being said american jews marry goys 52% of the time so at least i have a chance with them

קבל התקף פאניקה או תזייף אחד.

whats her full name?

mayasegev1

לא עניינך

...

dubs and I convert to judaism
trips and I also go to sal-el

she forgot to order tits

תשים נמלים בצנצנת, תבוא לקב"ן ותגיד לו שאלה החברים שלך

Terrific joke

rerolling because I mispelled sar-el

I'll appreciate it if you stopped with the autistic larping please

?

>?

סוקה בליאט פידרס

i have citizenship. if you want to leave israel, get a master's in CS, and work in a nice CS company, and try to get a job abroad. this is the usual way

>מתאמן לפסיכומטרי חודשים
>עדיין עושה אין ספור טעויות בחשבון ועברית

>מתאמן לפסיכומטרי

they don't stamp anymore.

life pro tip:gingers are shit

no, they aren't

למה הת'רד הזה כל כך מת
לאנשים מאסטוניה יש יותר מה להגיד מאיתנו?

כן

ככה זה ברגיל היה פה פעיל רק בחגים כי רוב האנשים פה הם בצבא

is gluttony frowned upon at all in Judaism? some gatherings ive seen seem overly extravagant

not as frowned upon as it is in christianity

it's a mitzvah to have a huge variety of food on holidays because abraham threw a feast when the three angels came to him

Why haven't the Palestinians/Araboosh carried out a sex attack campaign against Israelis like their friends in Europe? They certainly hate you people enough, and they come from the same culture.

Are kikes prepared to respond against such sexual attacks or employ retaliatory measures?

indeed

only shitskins like them

Because Arabooshim are poor, uneducated and usually ugly. Israeli women are entitled golddiggers who seek partners of high status and class and preferably good looking. Most of them won't touch an Araboosh for that reason.

back to rotter with you

umm sweaty i'm only telling it like it is

חבר'ה איך יוצאים מדיכאון אחרי 5 שנים

practice the smug pepe mirror routine everyday for an hour, GUARANTEED results

תנקה את החדר ותציל את אביך

...

jews=t*rks=subhumans

wait, does this mean that jews are BLACK?

How to free myself from porn?

יש כדורים בימינו
Just stop

>tfw Εμείς οι δυο ταιριάζουμε
youtube.com/watch?v=nlsVTsG_nE4

>Just stop
I can't. my dick gets hard and gives so much pleasure.
And people will never stop posting hot bitches. Damn even if they stop hot bitches are everywhere.

read this
sites.google.com/site/hackbookeasypeasy/home

There is literally NOTHING wrong with either of these in moderation, other than video games. Only brainlets think that this is the source of their misery, because they are too cowardly to admit that their soul is corrupt, that they have no true purpose in life, and changing those is much harder than just not eating fast food.