>Americans can't cum into foreskin
Literally the best, fastest and least messy clean-up method
Americans can't cum into foreskin
Michael Edwards
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Joshua Jenkins
Why are you on Sup Forums at 6:30am?
Thomas Stewart
>least messy clean-up method
not it's not cause you have to wash it
Jace Taylor
is this actually possible?
Benjamin Bailey
When you're a kid and you have lots of foreskin and you cum a few drops, yeah.
David Morales
Why would it not? You can cum without pulling down the foreskin at all.
Evan Roberts
>Americans cant pee inside their foreskin while they are inside the shower
Literal subhumans
Adrian Collins
>being a jerk off
>not taking the nofap pill
Eli Jackson
The least messy clean up method for wanking is to shoot right in the toilet you baboon.
Andrew Powell
>nofap
>without gf or any sort of sex
What's the point? Muh willpower?
Elijah Taylor
>Ameriflabs grow a second foreskin by the power of McDonald's
Mason Nelson
>6:30
I wake up at 4:30
>wash it
Wipe with toilet paper
>jacking off on memory alone
Dominic Lopez
I have a foreskin
Adrian Hughes
>not eating your own load
Jack Powell
That's gay
Justin Parker
>not being gay
Josiah Murphy
>being gay
Joseph Morgan
>being "straight"
Gavin Gray
...
Tyler Nguyen
Try not fapping and you'll realise how addicted you really are.
James Robinson
Super intelligent debate right here
Jose Price
Absoluteily Swedish.
Lucas White
roughly half of the country practices circumcision, there's other countries with the same amount of widespread practice of circumcision, just like there's other countries nearing america's obesity rate. yet we get endless flack for no reason.
Brody Hill
Super intelligent thread right here
Evan Murphy
>Try not eating and you'll realise how addicted you really are
>Try not drinking and you'll realise how addicted you really are
>Try not showering and you'll realise how addicted you really are
>Try not shitting and you'll realise how addicted you really are
Does lack of foreskin correlate with lack of braincells?
I go where the (You)s are
Leo Perez
Unironically yes
T.pro
Juan King
youtube.com
Is this you?
Ryan Cooper
Americans are the only ones who get upset over this kind of threads though.
Elijah Hernandez
That's literally what I do though.
Jace Allen
>Wipe with toilet paper
You know, just because it's dry doesn't mean it's clean you fucking slavshit autist
Alexander Cook
Reasonably clean. Why are southerners so obsessed with washing everything? Are you one of the gaywads who needs a bidet to sprinkle his bumhole before he can go about his business?
Jason Long
Bidets aren't to be used all the time. They're for messier shits only.
And our cleanliness is.just another thing that keeps the women flocking to us, you ex colonies should try learning a trick or two from us, we won't last forever.
Landon Richardson
>ex colonies
Meant ex URSS. Phoneposting is terrible.
Noah Hughes
>Czech Republic
>ex-USSR
Portugese education is not very well funded nor staffed, is it?
Jackson Gomez
>Americans can't eat their foreskin
>because a jew already ate it for them
ayyyy
Camden Harris
Se Sovětským svazem na věčné časy!
You might've been a satellite but you still were part of it.
Kayden Perry
>part of it
No. We were in Warsaw pact, RVHP, a shitload of other commie organizations but never a part of USSR proper.
Dylan Barnes
>>jacking off on memory alone
You use the phone dumbo
Easton Carter
>small as fuck screen
>shit sound
Pleb as fuck
Brayden Myers
The sound is only shit if your phone is shit, yeah the screen is a bit small tho
Thomas Hughes
how the fuck do you cum into your foreskin
Jason Richardson
Not to mention holding your phone in front of you, browsing with one finger, datacap for some people, the environment is not great...
1. Have foreskin
2. When you are cumming, grab the foreskin tip to form a closed pocket
3. Cum
4. Keep hold on dick to prevent spillage
5. Move quickly towards the toilet
Joseph Nelson
You must have shit ton of foreskin then lmao
Theres no way I could grab the tip of my foreskin, with a hard on, and prevent any "spillage"
Liam Roberts
I used to just squeeze my dick when i came to hold it in before i got to the bathroom.
I did this for like 8 years and now my cum just droops out
Cameron Russell
Honestly isn't it easier to just use tissues?
a lot easier to hide on the way to the loo too
Camden Scott
nice going
how anticlimactic are your facials now?
Grayson Scott
Are you a handlet? It should be no problem to browse the phone with just your thumb.
Lucas Cruz
It's actually the best way to do it.
>Americans missing what's best in life because of their puritan heritage.
David James
Yes but only if you don't cum too much, otherwise it will spill with a lot more pressure