>Americans can't cum into foreskin
Literally the best, fastest and least messy clean-up method
>Americans can't cum into foreskin
Literally the best, fastest and least messy clean-up method
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Why are you on Sup Forums at 6:30am?
>least messy clean-up method
not it's not cause you have to wash it
is this actually possible?
When you're a kid and you have lots of foreskin and you cum a few drops, yeah.
Why would it not? You can cum without pulling down the foreskin at all.
>Americans cant pee inside their foreskin while they are inside the shower
Literal subhumans
>being a jerk off
>not taking the nofap pill
The least messy clean up method for wanking is to shoot right in the toilet you baboon.
>nofap
>without gf or any sort of sex
What's the point? Muh willpower?
>Ameriflabs grow a second foreskin by the power of McDonald's
>6:30
I wake up at 4:30
>wash it
Wipe with toilet paper
>jacking off on memory alone
I have a foreskin
>not eating your own load
That's gay
>not being gay
>being gay
>being "straight"
...
Try not fapping and you'll realise how addicted you really are.
Super intelligent debate right here
Absoluteily Swedish.
roughly half of the country practices circumcision, there's other countries with the same amount of widespread practice of circumcision, just like there's other countries nearing america's obesity rate. yet we get endless flack for no reason.
Super intelligent thread right here
>Try not eating and you'll realise how addicted you really are
>Try not drinking and you'll realise how addicted you really are
>Try not showering and you'll realise how addicted you really are
>Try not shitting and you'll realise how addicted you really are
Does lack of foreskin correlate with lack of braincells?
I go where the (You)s are
Unironically yes
T.pro
youtube.com
Is this you?
Americans are the only ones who get upset over this kind of threads though.
That's literally what I do though.
>Wipe with toilet paper
You know, just because it's dry doesn't mean it's clean you fucking slavshit autist
Reasonably clean. Why are southerners so obsessed with washing everything? Are you one of the gaywads who needs a bidet to sprinkle his bumhole before he can go about his business?
Bidets aren't to be used all the time. They're for messier shits only.
And our cleanliness is.just another thing that keeps the women flocking to us, you ex colonies should try learning a trick or two from us, we won't last forever.
>ex colonies
Meant ex URSS. Phoneposting is terrible.
>Czech Republic
>ex-USSR
Portugese education is not very well funded nor staffed, is it?
>Americans can't eat their foreskin
>because a jew already ate it for them
ayyyy
Se Sovětským svazem na věčné časy!
You might've been a satellite but you still were part of it.
>part of it
No. We were in Warsaw pact, RVHP, a shitload of other commie organizations but never a part of USSR proper.
>>jacking off on memory alone
You use the phone dumbo
>small as fuck screen
>shit sound
Pleb as fuck
The sound is only shit if your phone is shit, yeah the screen is a bit small tho
how the fuck do you cum into your foreskin
Not to mention holding your phone in front of you, browsing with one finger, datacap for some people, the environment is not great...
1. Have foreskin
2. When you are cumming, grab the foreskin tip to form a closed pocket
3. Cum
4. Keep hold on dick to prevent spillage
5. Move quickly towards the toilet
You must have shit ton of foreskin then lmao
Theres no way I could grab the tip of my foreskin, with a hard on, and prevent any "spillage"
I used to just squeeze my dick when i came to hold it in before i got to the bathroom.
I did this for like 8 years and now my cum just droops out
Honestly isn't it easier to just use tissues?
a lot easier to hide on the way to the loo too
nice going
how anticlimactic are your facials now?
Are you a handlet? It should be no problem to browse the phone with just your thumb.
It's actually the best way to do it.
>Americans missing what's best in life because of their puritan heritage.
Yes but only if you don't cum too much, otherwise it will spill with a lot more pressure