Why doesn't he make movies anymore?

Why doesn't he make movies anymore?

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you can't make movies if you never truly existed

like most comedic actors, his shtick got old
unfortunately, some have learned how to game the system and make money while putting out terrible movies

Excessive shrekbux

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Doesn't need to work and also has been labeled hard to work with.

Kanye

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Because hes not funny

He's had the same haircut his entire life, something weird about that.

9 years ago

14 years ago

Just wait a few years for Wayne's World 3

he was supposed to be the Peter Sellers of his generation but the world go extremely PC and his shit wouldn't fly.

Also he's now extremely picky about parts and is rumored to be hard to work with.

Peter Sellers never was _not_ pc. I mean he didnt do any stupid sexual jokes.

Lost the studios over 1.6B with The Love Guru.

As far as comedic momentum, The Love Guru didn't do well. But that didn't kill Mike Myers, he made a choice to all-but-leave film, Rick Moranis style.

He's done a few small things and, just like Moranis, is supposedly looking at scripts now, but being extremely picky, which has to be a good thing.

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> never was _not_ pc

Busy being a father I guess.

He should just do one more Austin Powers kino

>movie offends indian people
>movie tanks
>hindu leaders accept Myers apology after the movie tanks.

read thing from his co-stars that he's a total cunt to work with.

They ran out of ideas by the second film.

>Austin Powers 3
>Opening Scene
>100 celeb cameos

i knew there and then that Myers didn't want to do this film and this was the film studio trying to dry out this cash cow. I felt violated 3 minutes into the movie.

Fuck this dude right here.I don't even care for his actually good movies.
My little brother had an obsession over the cat in the hat.He used to watch it every fucking day.Not even kidding.He pretty much memorised the entire film and quoted it to me afterwards, nevermind that I could already hear most of the piece of shit, as our rooms were right next to each other.Fuck this shit, I had to throw out the dvd and a crazy neighbor saw me and threw a couple of insults at my jaded 14-15 year old self.Yes I put up with that shit for a year.I am a patient man but fuck the cat in the hat man.Truly.Yes I mad.And you fags with your forced memes aren't helping at all.

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>mfw i realized austin powers' and shreks are literally half of his career

who is this faggot....this is a thread about Mike Mye......fuck.

also to a lesser extent, Wayne's World

Which is funny because that is all of Dany Carvey's career.

I like the love guru.

This is the best thing he ever did:

youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI

He did thise two shitty rob zombie movies thats why

FACTS

Nice dubs

austin powers and waynes world are so good that he jusst decided to retire from making good movies. he has only done bad movies as a self aware statement since, as you can only go down from releasing tip top tier kino from the get-go like he did

I loved him in Casino, the oscar was well deserved

He fucked over Imagine Entertainment, so Brian Grazer and Ron Howard sued his ass into oblivion. Now he's toxic and will never get work again outside of cameos or Shrek shit.

articles.latimes.com/2000/jul/07/business/fi-48923

He did the Cat in the Hat purely out of legal obligation.

I'll get you. And it'll look like a bloody accident.

I've heard he's a huge asshole and nobody likes working with him.

Some folks will point to the love guru, but its really the fact that he's made more money than god and just doesn't feel like making anything new.

Apparently he's incredibly picky as well about his projects- he was going to have a development deal with HBO a couple years ago but pulled out citing lack of full control.

So now he just counts his money and goes to hockey games. Not a bad life i guess

What was his fucking problem?

I thought he died years ago

>labeled hard to work with.
This is usually the answer to "why doesn't _______ work anymore when they're talented and bankable?"

>in 10 years he gets cast in a Martin Scorsese biopic and begins a career evolution.

His dad died

>So now he just counts his money and goes to hockey games. Not a bad life i guess

Typical Leaf, muh hockey.

Wasn't the last movie he was in Inglorious Basterds?

He seems like he would be a complete elitist prick irl and his hair is weird as shit

i laughed quite a lot at the love guru

underrated

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And? They were both flops, after Lobe Guru MM has done Shrek 4 and that's all

we all know beyonce killed that movie dead with her no acting ass.

I want a Dr. Evil movie.

he was way more fortunate than he should have been with wayne's world and austin powers

I know who you mean, you slick fucker.

It was a deliberate send up, the character was even said to be faking the accent and demeanor

Austin Powers 4 incoming, I know he's gonna do it.

My fav was Family Guy ragging on A Christmas Story for being racist with the fa ra ra ra ra stuff, then have a whole episode based on Mr. Washy-Washy.

>The Love Guru
>It was a deliberate send up, the character was even said to be faking the accent and demeanor

that shit don't fly today son.

holy shit

After the commercial and critical hit, The Love Guru, he has been busy.

this was the worst meme on Sup Forums, i'm glad it got reddit status in under a week.

I'm just thankful that Dana Carvey never had a career outside of SNL. (waynes world withstanding). he was fucking unfunny.

He's like Adam Sandler. He had a unique form of comedy and the character to go with it.

Unfortunately you can only make so many movies with the same character.... It gets old.

unlike Sandler, he knew when to have some dignity and quit.

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Blacklisted from the industry for multiple breaches of contracts and backing out of movies. The whole Kanye West incident didn't help him either.

>10 min of screen time

I'll say yes but on a major technicality where it's not about him.

He was great in it, though. Dat spotless british accent.

I will murder you're entire fucking family. Dana Carvey is fucking god. How dare you.

(You)

Dana, please...it's sad.