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>computer, initiate terrible star trek thread on 21st century image board
>increase shit posting by 400 per cent
>disengage safety protocols

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come up with better trekthread OPs you fucking faggot

I'm really getting tired of these Barclay holodeck trek threads.

>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless vigin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

The Doctor is the most overrated Trek character in history.

>Darmok threads
>Transporting Is Murder threads
>Barclay's Holodeck Degeneracy threads
These are /trek/'s holy trinity of threads for casuals making low-quality posts.

serious post here. how many times did the safety protocols fail on their own? it felt like every second voyager episode the holodeck was going crazy. why not just shut it down till you fixed it.

The Doctor should have had his own show.

> it's the unfunny OP

jkys

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I will watch the first episode that gets recommended to me in this thread, no matter how shitty or good. Choose wisely

Up until he became "muh photonic rights" maybe.

TOS The City on the Edge of Forever

Samaritan Snare
>the ' villaines' are actually the good guys and shitpost on /trek/

OP's a clueless kligger who can't come up with good OPs

you should just look at a controversial ep and ask the q's

eezy peezy

like, what the fuck was up with these guys?

why didn't we see the memory stealers again?

Do you feel it too, brother?

i wonder how many thousands of crew members have been lost to exploding touchscreens

you would think plasma conduits had been safely upgraded by the 24th centurry

the failings of post-scarcity

We never have these problems at the Daystrom Institute

Season 7 Voyager is some of the worst trek ever conceived, other than all of Tos

Voyager basically became Seven and the Doc: The Series.

Why didn't Barclay just create a replicatable pattern for Data's brain while he is ultra smart and then have 99% of Starfleet just be Data clones with maybe a few human crew members to smooth things out

Voyager is the most underrated Trek show

Data's transporter trace was on file if anyone wanted to make clones.

You're thinking of Enterprise.

Data would lose what made him unique, and he would be turned into a race of slaves.

Just like how TNG has the best ensemble cast but the movies are Picard, Data and the rest

>Darmok threads
Temarc

Because he was under control of the Citherians' probe and could get to them the quickest by way of the neural interface

>Computer, delete this

give me some DS9 episodes to watch. finally gonna give this series a chance.

>tfw you see a new crew member at navigation and know they are going to die that episode

it's serialized; you have to watch it all; black captain

watch Let He Who Is Without Sin…

it will really set the tone for DS9 and tell you what its all about

>pulaski just chillin' while dude's head is about to explode

Diehard DS9 fans recommend "Move Along Home" (S01E10) as the best episode to start with, as it has a compelling main plot with high-stakes adventure, as well as strong character development.

Any episode with Gul Dukat

If you watched TNG then you probably like O'Brien. Therefore, I recommend "Whispers" and "Hard Time", which are good O'Brien episodes.

Also, just watch it from the beginning.

And ignore and .

i just started ds9

you might as well watch the whole thing

How often did any Trek have a character on for a couple episodes to get you used to them and then kill them off shockingly or otherwise? I think Voyager did it a few times.

>when you spot the patrician but you still on a mission

Ignore , he's bait troll baka desu

he was far better as Murdock in the A-team tv series.

MFW all of star trek was just a dream in the mind of a hologram inside the death star.

DS9 had shocking twists with Neela, Muniz and ED DING TON.

Your post would be far better without that unnecessary carriage return.

Doctor who?

>even in the future after you've joined Starfleet, you still shitpost on future Sup Forums in your off time

>implying the next Celeb photo leak doesn't get Sup Forums taken down

wew

>get Sup Forums taken down

They said the same thing about the pirate bay

DS9 spoiler
in season 6 they reveal the whole show is a period piece about racism in the 40s-50s

>go home after hard day doing starfleet weeks
>go on future Sup Forums
>post feels about your crush on Dax
>find leaked Kira nudes
>shitpost memes about your nignog we wuz captainz
>decide to ask about some more perverted holodeck programs about underage asians
>'Miles, when are you coming to bed!?'
>'Just a moment Keiko, chatting with Julien!'

Where do I start this series?

Beginning chronologically? Any versions to miss?

Joe, you dense motherfucker.

Why are they talking English on TNG? Does that mean that America unifies earth?

start with TNG

The show is linear, therefore start at the beginning.

DS9 is a non-linear show presented linearly so you can just hop around and figure out the pieces later like Memento.

TOS or TNG, if you can stand the campiness of TOS then there, otherwise TNG. TNG also starts out with the FIRST EPISODE with Q the encounter at farpoint.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Dr. Bashir, I'm Section 31

You're a big hologram

No one knew who I was until I put on the chip.

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>It's a "Dragonball x Star Trek" crossover episode

couldn't believe Q had such a shitty powerlevel desu

Everyone speaks in their native language. You hear English because every viewer is issued a universal translator.

Belligerent and numerous.

good recommendation lad, was enjoyable

Why do their lip movements correspond to English sounds?

>tfw the entire fucking enterprise keeps calling you an unfunny nickname

>tfw want to die bit by bit more and more each day.

I did shakespear you know

The universal translator also translates the movements from other people's faces and lips and uses a deflector assembly to project a holographic image overtop of your face so that new species see what would look like a human or other alien with a UT talking in their native language.

ZINDA

Captain! Sensors indicate there's a Klingon right behind you! Permission to fire all photon torpedoes directly at the bridge and detonate the warpcore!

Request denied. Shut up, Worf.

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Was there ever a character that was more Sup Forums than broccoli? How did TNG writers get him so right?

Voyager season 2 has a lot of really good episodes.

wtf nigger, season 2 had three good episodes and the rest were Kazon shit shows

are you high?

They fucked his character in voyager

>Threshold

they had the experience of 100s of those conventions and 1st hand experience with syntehsized mutli-spectral autism so it wasn't like it was much of a feat

> Captain. When I am alone with Chief O' Brien, he makes me do things. Things that I do not believe it is right for me to do.

I identify more as a combination of Riker (pussy-slayer) and Wesley (natural genius), but all in all I'm ultimately a combination of Kirk (alpha leader) and Picard (philosopher-king)

DARMOK?

Who would win?

>everyone in Startreks got a universal translator computer installed in their brain

>but for some reason fucking Klingons can over ride the translation protocols and speak full untranslated klingon

Fucking Klingon hacks.

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D R O P P E D

Jake was laidback cool intellectual type who said fuck it to the Starfleet bullshit.

Wesley was just a cunt.

queers queerin up a queer thread

Jake is a better athlete to begin with because he's been bred to be that way, because of his high thighs and big thighs that go up into his back and he can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs.

This goes back all the way to the Civil War when the slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have a big black kid.

This is the worst episode in TNG that doesn't revolve around the Crushers.

Meld
Death Wish
Lifesigns
Investigations
Tuvix

>tfw Worf literally never has a good idea

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see what I mean, even though they were technically good episodes
..anything where the kazon are heavily featured i forget about

Meld is the best episode of any Star Trek series

>Recommend we go to yellow alert, Sir!
>Why?
>..uh..
>Explain.
>..S-sorry, Sir.

kek

Season 1 & 2 footage seems so incredibly cheesy compared to later footage, almost like a series from a different era

What exactly did Nagiwhat'shisface do here? Slowly melt his brains?