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rave at greggs edition

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1st for cute boys

Lads will you take in Irish refugees from this storm?

That flag's on back to front

>pear cider
patrician choice

only qt ginger girls

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come my gaf
my house is made of brick not a fucking thatched cottage like you culchies

Scotland wales and Ireland dont have their own governments surely?

Teresa May is the prime minister for everyone

SHAKE A LEG, IT'S TIME FOR GREG. post Greg. save Greg. share Greg. beg Greg. Greg Greg

Sesh at this lad's gaff

on my way

Literally just about to go to Greggs. Dubs decides what I buy.

>message from girl on PoF
>once in a blue moon occasion
>get excited
>check her profile
>"I'm looking for an older guy who is well endowed"

Ham and cheese baguette

meat pie

off to do some physics

Soylent Green

thetab.com/uk/birmingham/2017/10/12/a-student-hosted-a-party-inside-a-greggs-shop-last-night-and-i-wish-i-was-there-36006

how cringeworthy, hate millennial normans so much

bf

the roof flew off of a lidl

how will we survive now

a warm pastry of depression

Bored of you cunts, Im actually gonna go and do something instead of sitting here

>I "do" physics

i miss belfast, always had good stories and banter

reeks of pishland

absolute STATE of british women

need ot move to spain/italy/portugal

>the wind picks up sand from the Sahara and carries it all the way here

mental

he's half english and half scottish and wasnt born there though

Wonder if the wind could pick me up and carry me all the way to a gf

sky looks incredible, really makes you want to learn more about climate,science and mother earth

not that im gonna actually waste my time doing so but you know

Yeah mate you're totally not ulster and we totally believe there are more than 1 posters who are permabanned

ah yes, "the uni experience" which involved me sitting in my room every night, not having a single friend for 3 years then having to get a part-time job because no one wanted to live with me for the last 2 years and I had to get somewhere myself

What is all this shite about the sky and fucking sand? It's cloudy as shit as per

this is going to sound fedora but i think women should be banned from consuming alcohol
it ruins them physically and mentally

me on the choob

youtube.com/watch?v=n42ihk2g6Kc

can yanks explain bud light to me

i've already proven i'm not
why are you so angry man

fuck sake

is he really? i always thought he was irish
thats a good thing, women are inherently evil and should be punished at all costs

STRONGLY suspect many here browse r/incels. Me? I browse r/inceltears so you worms better watch it

>learning about weather patterns and the earth in general is a waste of time

Genuinely feel sorry for you lil spacker, knowledge is everything in life. I suppose youd rather sit at Work answering phones for 7.50 an hour though.

How? Proofs?
You clearly are, he's permabanned so he's obviously going to be posting on a proxy and I don't see any other proxymongs here. I'm angry because I can't tolerate your lies, I'd like you if you stopped lying

more of a r/feet man myself

Sounds like a bit of a mong

You sad loser

You should off yourself, I reckon youre too much of a loser to be in this thread. Go to r9k or something lmao.

Fucking poof

why you all talk so weird
is this some kind of "humor"

>ban rape
>ban women consuming alcohol
might as well just ban having babies

love /r/feet me

buy phenibut from biovea.co.uk. i went from a neet with no friends who hadn't left his house in years to a social butterfly with a huge friend group and I had sex for the first time last year with phenibut

bit angry there arent you?

Taken during work, mr noseburg will be fuming

Umm it's called English sweetie

>Irish hurricane declared 'danger to life'
All bants aside stay safe lads x

its fucking brit slang
never call me sweetie i punch you

REMINDER

this thread is not for losers, thats what r9k is for, this is for normal BRITISH people to discuss normal things

In future youll have to post your tinder matches as proof that youre a functioning human being and I will start

They're on an island should they not know how to swim?

tinder is for pseudo-virgins that are too autistic to get dates irl

shut up snow ural

No its for people who shag a lot of birds

i am from spb fuck off kangoroo

Am I normal enough

*farts in the direction of ireland*
whoops sorry for the hurricane lads x

soviet penis battalion?

how do you find these lmao

Yes you have a stamp of approval

its not that type of hurricane to flood, its only 85mph winds.
t. ni
agreed
nope, why can't you get dates irl instead? all the women on tinder have binlid vaginas anyway

Saint-Petersburg

will NEVER lose my rag in public knowing that EVERYONE carries a camera

no its not you normdrone, go back to twitter

god bless anglo inbreeding and the resulting monstrous penis sizes

real question, how many family members did you lose in the war

>le millennial boogeymen coming to steal our jerbs and our wimon

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Dates? You mean shags?

Yes I get shags irl, Tinder just means even more shags and some entertainment of an evening

Not sure what youre not understanding m8

el bart jaja

Never get matches. Not a loser, just ugly and fat, simple as

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first great grandfather fight in Manchuria and Khalkhin-Ghol

second in Belaruse,Bulgaria and Austria

>Tragic boy, 11, who was 'mauled to death by the family Alsatian' pictured with his father as school pays tribute to 'adorable' pupil and say 'a little light has gone out'

>d-d-dogs are man's best friend!

desperately trying to avoid eating some doritos

'sheed

-drove to heathrow, posted a photo i took after ~3hrs and returned that afternoon, which you could technically do from belfast but i fail to see why one would -used my home connection for a second during another argument with you or some other incessant posters -literally posted my address obviously most of it is censored and you must assume i am a fool if i were to dox myself any further

For you maybe.

For people who shag a lot of women, its a place to shag even more women. Simple as

>tfw went to a debating competition at Imperial College and they asked everyone in every round what gender pronouns they wanted to be addressed by

This is one of the highest institutions of learning in our great Country, I thought it was all a meme lads...

what was he doing in austria ha ha that's mad

Deluded
It really is

>sit down next to a girl
>"don't sit there"

story of my life

t. Cat loving rasheed

what did you say you wanted to go by?

dogs are disgusting

Sky's gone fucking orange lads.

mr noseberg sent me home because it was windy desu

dirty brown hands typed this post

gonna pop a xan x

Any Rick man in?

Red army Vienna operation

screen just went orange

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literally a definition of a fuccboi
>fail at domesticating a dog
>wonder why it attacks someone
utter retard. cat people are all beta faggots who are scared of dogs.
imagine being scared of an animal that is lower on the food chain than you

I can cherry pick too
>Cat kills 45-day-old child in Chakeri

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/kanpur/Cat-kills-45-day-old-child-in-Chakeri/articleshow/55482883.cms

Wow cats are baby killers!!!111!!!1

Utter fucking generalising mong

lmao how did this shit fact gimmick not drop off haha feel like a dum num haha