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RIP wheely bins edition

First for please spare me Ophelia.

Reminder that the failed Dub normies are home from work today on account of the storm that will barely affect them at all. They are trying to ruin the thread so please ignore them.

Very disappointed with the lack of apocalypse where I am. There's a few leaves flying around but that's it. Maybe in an hour or two it will be more interesting. What's the situation where you guys are?

>What's the situation where you guys are?
Calm and sunny for the past 30 minutes. I think it's over for us.

Is that some mirage tower type of thing in Cork?

Wind's starting to get very strong. Facing my window now as well so I'm hearing all the shite from the trees hitting it in the wind/

Foolish /éire/, in just 5 minutes I shall blow your island back under the sea.

Looks like a mini tornado.

Do it. I'm bored of waiting around.

having a laugh at stories about people going for a swim and old people complaining youngsters are out recording wind on their phone

Yeah some sort of vector thing

I have to laugh at the gypsies

Are the Defence Forces doing alright today, or are they already dead due to starving from a lack of funding? Are the reserves out if there are any?

Ah look, Ophelia's giving us a hug :3

>Dubs are blacks
>Dub are normalfags
Accurate.

I toyed with the idea of joining the reserve force

Me on the bottom right.

>most of the country, even Dublin, gets to experience chaos
>all I get is a few leaves blowing around
I won't be satisfied until I've seen a car fly through a window.

>14:43
>The Irish Coast Guard was called out to rescue kite surfers who got into difficulty off the coast of county Louth, north of Dublin.
>not letting natural selection do its course
Shameful

Where are you?

Meath.

It's a water spout

I want to find out more about that tipperary lad with a chainsaw

Give it time to go further north. So much for it veering east by the way, the eye of the hurricane is very much in the west.

There's fuck all in Dublin too, it's just a bit windy, and this lad says there's nothing in Kildare.

I heard it was bad in Dunleer

Apparently he was trying to clear a fallen tree. Even my dad has the sense to stay in once the storm started up this morning.

Cork BTFO

DOBBO'S BACK

lads, are u ok?
so, lads are u ok
are u ok, lads
lads, are you ok?

Good for you, my aul boy is driving about with a chainsaw in the boot in case he gets stuck but he won't come home lol.

In all fairness, it's just a bit blustery

No we're dying. Send help.

Can't find my Dad actually.

power just went off for a bit, hopefully nothing too s

think it's starting to pass here in south dublin. bin didn't even fall over. disappointed

>Irish Police have confirmed that a man in his 30s was killed while clearing a tree with a chain saw in Ballybrado, Tipperary.
Keep me posted if you know anything from Galway

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He's dead btw. He was trying to remove fallen trees.

I'm following live updates from the Guardian

The only people at risk in Galway are the eejits in Salthill who are trying to go out for swim when they're not even supposed to walking outdoors.

Two people dead already. Damn how retarded is this country? It's just fucking wind.

>It's just fucking wind.
it's likely that thinking that got them killed

>that fucking idiot swimming in the sea at Salthill on Sky News

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>the Guardian
Could you not find a better source of updates?

It's windy as fuck in Kildare.

Civilians will have to go around digging them out of fallen trees and flooded tents.

Can't wait for the Six One this evening.

I wonder if there are people all over the country doing it but RTÉ only has footage of Salthill. Some people, especially those who live on the coast, have no sense of danger.

sure I could clear that

I literally clicked on the first live thing I found on google. I only wanted a basic gestalt of how things are going, so it's not like it makes that much of a difference to me

>Can't wait for the Six One every evening
Is what I'm sure you meant.

>be Irish
>get chainsawed

He angered Ophelia, he felt her wrath.

reckon they should have called it storm Oliver after our lad cromwell

>For Sale sign across the road just fell down
>tree outside my house just snapped in half

>Sky News talking about 4D political chess

Maybe the next one will be storm prick, after you.

post skin colour now paki

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you lads really are easy to rile up
maybe you should try fishing to calm you down
post potato patch

360,000 ESB customers without power. Remember when it was just 10,000?

best get the wanks in now so

There's no power in Stormont, Bill Clinton was there today to visit :)

>he doesn't have a local doujin dealer

the closer you zoom the more ridiculous it gets

wank...s?

Power gone lads

where?

Still fucking nothing over here. Maybe I'll go for a walk.

EVERYWHERE

Limerick

Cousins in cork lost the roof of their shed
When will this madness end?

Tfw no anime on tablet to post

Tfw difficult to express thoughts longer than a sentence or two

Tfw wasting precious battery power on this

You brought this on yourself by not being adequately prepared.

Was that the one flying on the news? Cork is really getting battered.

Stay safe Jaggy.

Fucking could've it been kek. it wasn't a small shed
If you had a pic or a rough idea where it was spotted i could tell you

>Cork is really getting battered.
The city isn't anyway.

Might actually look for a stream so that I can feel safe and comfy while looking at the misery of other people

This is storm is pretty fucking gay. It rained for like 3 hours and now it's just windy. The sun is already coming out now.

Wtf. I was going to get comfy but it was over before it even started. Please tell me we are getting more this evening.

absolute STATE

It looked like the roof of a big enough shed but they said it was from a school gym on the news. They might've been guessing though.

Are they yours?

Seán Hogan is sleepy

nah, a mate's

Someone dead beside Ravensdale. A tree fell on a car. Local to me.

The RTÉ news is saying carlingford will get battered

there's been fuck all wind in Dublin so far really

will there be worse winds later or what?

Can you replant those or that's it?

what exactly did you expect other than rain and wind?

The wind's still going strong but I can see some big gaps in the clouds.

I was looking at an hourly forecast this morning and wind speeds were meant to top out around half 4

No that's that

3rd dead in Dundalk

I'm afraid to criticize the people who got killed in case I get killed and look silly

>there's been fuck all wind in Dublin so far really
Well Dublin isn't really part of Ireland, so that's to be expected.

talk shit get hit

Do you know what kind of car?

i was a massive proponent of this dublin is shit, dubliners arent irish but im living here now and really fucking liking it, nice place, i mean dubliners arent great but dublin is