Everton vs Manchester United Matchthread #1

Lineups:
>Everton: Pickford; Holgate , Keane, Williams, Cuco Martina; Schneiderlin, Davies; Vlasic, Rooney, Bolassie, Niasse

>United: DeGea; Lindelof, Jones, Rojo, Shaw; Ander Herrera, Matic; Mata, Pogba, Lingard; Martial


Injuries/Suspensions:

>Everton; Injuries
Seamus Coleman
Ramiro Funes Mori
Ross Barkley

>United; Injuries
Michael Carrick
Marouanne Fellaini
Romelulu Lukaku
Zlatan Ibrahimovich
Eric Bailly

>Suspensions
Ashley Young (+2)

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Nice flag

Anybody else from Sup Forums here?

no u

Expecting some comfy customer AND realistically memes today lads, have a good new year

Always like your OPs, Saint Lucia.

who /abu/ here?

I like your enthusi/a/sm in every thread peru-kun

>Pogba captain

Martial needs to leave Utd.

Who is your ISP??

>retard poogba is captain

Rooney hattrick

come on the ev

just a cheeky two goal victory will have us slide into 3rd :)

I wish we had.

Ajaj

Does Jose not understand that his past charisma was part of what made him a good manager?

.......that did not answer my question

>two 10s shoehorned onto the wings
>pogba (probably) shoehorned at 10
>striker that's spent the last 2 years shoehorned on the wing
Expecting nothing from these cunts

where´s guaye? has sam conceded this game?

Is Jose smug or punished right now going in

Punished. He's not even in a shirt today. He's wearing his tracksuit.

Only because he took apart his Corby trouser press and couldn't put it back together

When is Goodison getting a revamp? The tunnel is not acceptable for a PL club.

youtube.com/watch?v=CHEDh2l_GoU

Try to not fall in love lads, ggmu!

lol

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What's the final score gonna be then?

I'm thinking 0-0 and mou attempts to gauge allerdyce's eyes out

Never.

How are they going to ever fix their shack when there are so many slow and expensive PL-proven flops to sign?

gf just sent me this, what do lads?

this is what i'm hoping for a dour defensive effort from everton

That's very sweet Macedonia-san. Thanks!

Martial goal within 8 minutes.

Both teams bus park and it's a boring 0-0

3-0 rppney hattrick

fuck anime

Smack that

she's telling you what she wanted for christmas.

tell her to squat more

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I know, right?

Scousers are bizarre

Oy vey not the dead scousers who died of natural causes

Tell her to do glute bridges

>Carragher on commentary

All on the floor

FEED THE SCOUSERS
>FEED THE SCOUSERS
FEED THE SCOUSERS
>FEED THE SCOUSERS
FEED THE SCOUSERS

UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES

>Feed The Scousers
>Manchester is the Child Poverty capital of Europe

Really makes you think

>Rooney has scored the same amount of goals as Lukaku

>Herrera already misplacing 2 passes

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Sometimes I forget how pathetic the Everton are.

The fans, the players, the manager... embarrassing

>FEED THE SCOUSERS

Try feeding your own kids first rather than molesting them you scruffy mutants

>misplaced
>threaded a great ball to Lingard on goal

ok

Smack that

>not watching an american stream.
Ever since they've given up on american commentators and pundits their coverage has become god-tier

(You)

too much ass

>for far worse team
>in fewer games

>Chant You Scouse Bastards
>Often at players who aren't even from the UK
>Rooney was unironically their captain for years

le customer face

why don't united have any other strikers apart from lukaku?

>Tony Marshall he scores again

What did they mean by this

>rooney passes to mata

Are Lingard and Herrera the 2 most punchable players in the PL? Look like insufferable cunts

they have 3

>sing feed the scousers
>higher poverty and crime
>city full of darkies and has a place called the curry mile

Manchester is a truely cucked city

>BIG sam

rashford and zlatan are attacking mids

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It's called irony m8. They were chanting it at Rooney as he took the corner - a joke because he's United's all time top scorer and former captain.

They have Martial, Lingard and Wellbeck

ibra, martial and rashford but mou has lost his touch and thinks svelte, pacy black people should only play on the wing.

Pogba legit looks like he has no idea how to play as a CAM.

he's getting flashbacks from the city game

Wait, someone gave him a job after the bribery thing?

he's mirin' sams carvery gains

I hurt myself

Herrera has been such a fucking mess this season.

none of them are out and out centre forwards

they need someone like cavani who can score on a regular basis

More like SCAM amirite laddy

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You just don't understand his genius mind.

Chortle chortle

you now remember federico macheda

all 3 are textbook centre forwards

Based Mou

what the fuck is this lineup for man u nobody knows where to play

so far mata and lingard have take up the role as striker

Can everton still realistically win the league?
Murray plays tennis

>watching with commentary
spotted the pleb

The chad brit and the virgin portugypsy

Christmas isn’t for 12 months
Is that the power of a Manchester education?

I really like how much bolasie is enjoying playing football right now

smiling so much

He was actually sacked for making fun of prince william, who is inexplicably the head of the fa. This is one of the many reasons why england as an entire nation are a joke

Jose cba anymore and is just throwing players on the pitch and telling them to play where they want.

>Angry Birds

SAD!

Christmas time lasts till the 6th la

>prince william, who is inexplicably the head of the fa

Is this true?

>Can everton still realistically win the league?
it's about as likely as man utd winning the league at this point desu.. or 17 other teams