Alpha chad fuckboy going to bang every female on the show

>Alpha chad fuckboy going to bang every female on the show

Is Archie is villain of Riverdale?

>Cheryl

yuck

>ywn be her slave

why even live user

what's he gonna do with all that syrup

I think you know

Well there was a weird syrup cum analog in an earlier episode, but I'm going to say he's planning on making a nice breakfast

>hes only 19 years old

Dat stupid haircut. Look like a fag.

Beta male detected

Leave Cheryl alone.

THERE'S A SPIDER ON HER SHOULDER

>veronica BLACKED
>betty JUGGED
>cheryl GINGED

What the heck is going on with this show?

>>veronica BLACKED

Things that didn't happen.

More like Archie got BLACKED

Unless she has a cock under there, no he didn't. He BLEACHED her though.

Dude its 2017, men can be BLACKED now

Yeah, by black cocks.

valerie is best girl. shame archie will dump her soon

cashing in on that "anything but my body" (but totally implying her body) favor

Archie is going to cuck Juggie, it can't happen any other way

She wears either a spider broach or choker in all her scenes as part of her signature look, just like Veronica always wears pearls

god cheryl has such a fucked up family, she would be lightning in bed

>rejects Betty because she's too perfect and he doesn't think he's good enough for her
>Jughead apparently thinks he's good enough for her though
>all of the sudden Archie wants her now

archie is going to be bisexual by season 3

she does look like the type who is into the occasional pegging, just to remind her man who is in charge

When is Reggie going to hook up with Betty?

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>Chads were a mistake.
That said, theres a reason why this show has the lowest ratings on the shittiest network.

They are already setting up Reggie and Veronica

Anyone else think Ethel would be pretty qt if she lost some weight?

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that is too much lipstick and too dark a shade

he's not even white

>not white

>Alpha chad
>sub 6 foot

>Apa was born in Auckland,[5] the son of Keneti and Tessa Apa (née Callander). His father is Samoan and is a Matai (chief) of his village in Samoa.[

no one wants to date a giraffe, most girls aren't much taller than 5'7

He's 3/4ths, that''s good enough especially since that 1/4 isn't even black

>no one wants to date a giraffe

No, but most women would love to date a guy in the 6'2 to 6'5 range. It's only around 6'6 or 6'7 that you start to get weird tall.

>/fit/ logic

Stop taking romance advice from the internet, you start sounding like Elliot Rogers if you think attraction is a mathematical formula

Of course it isn't, but height sure as fuck helps.

>Archie cucking /ourguy/ Jughead
He can't keep getting away with this!

CUTE

shame, Juggie and Betty are good together

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needs more lewd scenes desu