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footy edition

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What's your opinion on pints m8s

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Love a good pint of cider me

That guy needs to squat more. Basically no ass.

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always tried to do this but got bored and gave up every time
liked the idea of building it weaving in and out of one of those mountains that had a hole through it

hi lads fellow celts welcome in here

the centre is unironically the jewiest one of the lot
shannot be reading that any further

any fellow chadical centrists in?

Litres did it better.

not a fan

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why do you keep posting this bint

sitting on the fence both ears to the ground
/radicalcentrist/

So user.... Why are you so depressed all the time???

Why are literally 100%% of Irish, Aussies, Poles and Zealanders irredeemable cunts with no positive qualities?

Even with pakis you get the 1 paki in 1 million

people being mean to me on /brit/

>I'm not a radical centrist

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filtered

opinions on warwick rowers?

A paki like you deserves no better

>i'm a radical centrist

would shag a pint if it was possible

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Normies are utter runts

are you going to top yourself before your sentence or are you going to try it in court amer

I filter all non-British flagsI

wish it was me blowing the irish and not ophelia LOL!! :)

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Because I masturbate too much.

haha, okay when are u coming round lad?

lets get it over with lol ;P

Rasheed

Excellent post

except you don't
you also don't stop your endless blogposts about your relentlessly pathetic life ()

A middle aged white man asked me if I was feeling better

He remembered me from this morning

Loving the attention

I'm going to be found innocent, Bugalago or whatever a typical Slovak name is

how do you think of all these cheeky titles for the generals

Lads.

user... Can you tell me about what this "slash brit slash" is?

you know it'll be much harder to do in prison right?
you know they won't be sending you to a woman's prison, right?

Really confused right now. Was gonna rank to the thought of being in a shower with a bunch of rugby lads, but after seeing a few slags i also want to wank to them

Talk about in between a rock and a hard place (my cock)

windy out

Irish weather

dawson city is quite interesting, all the buildings are mandated to fit a certain aesthetic resembling the 1800s

just comes naturally to us banterlords aka brits

Why do you keep posting this? Does endlessly going on about race really interest you? Especially in a reply to a funny post

bisex REEEEEEE

bisexuals need to be put to the sword tbqh
indecisive runts
pick a side

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how many dead irish so far?

alt-centrism my dudes

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Never Aisha joined the retail workforce

not nearly enough

can you microwave raw chicken? will it cook and kill any salmonella etc?

heard it's completely levelled dublin

Evil Nazis: killing Jews
Super-evil next-level Nazis: making babies

Starving t b h

What's for dinner lads

i don't know, try it
it will definitely kill the bacteria and parasites though

You can but it will he rubbery

#metoo

Lasagna

I'm not going down and I don't want to go to a women's prison

Besides I have some thinking to do

well basically doc
*unzips my trousers*
*squats over his desk*
*lets out a long, steaming turd all over the desk*
*jumps down and snaps half of it off in my hand*
*walks over to the wall*
*starts smearing random unintelligible words onto the wall in the shit, accompanied by occasional whooping sounds and a narration of my acts to no one in particular*
it's this subsection of a forum about british culture

you lot are pathetic. live in the american south to see what actual hurricanes that deserve fear are. you're not even having a hurricane

winds picking back up

looks like Round 2

Unfollow me if you support the independence of Cataluña.

brain broke

not a single word

curry or lamb meatballs in a spicy tomato sauce.

cant quite decide which.

one of the best albums of all time

*unfollows*

Made a chilli but with actual meat not mince like normal. Must say it dramatically increases the taste factor, buy cheap stewing steak and leave it bubbling for a few hours, delish

>I live in the third world

*follows just so i can unfollow immediately after*

>blade runner hasn't even broken even
>theaters in my town stop showing wednesday
if i'm gonna see it it's gonna have to be soon

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made a beef stew and had some with bread

Train still not moving, maybe I should have taken the tram

I'm one of the few students in my course that still live in one of those huge accommadation buildings. Every else has moved out to student houses.

It's a much better choice for introverts like me.

I don't want to try to study while my normie housemates throw a party and have drug-fuelled orgies.

breaded bread

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that fucking tram goes near my house and it gets stupidly loud

owuldn't bother lad
crock of shite

these """woke""" blm mongs are basically the black version of the alt right

how do you say that snake on an n character

Take it to Facebook, normie

Rice, chicken and broccoli for dinner I think

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going to a movie premier tomorrow night and the after party with the celebs. i'm excited to be quite honest

>Single digit likes and retweets

Is this the famous white genocide?

ny

Nya

>House
Do you mean council house?
What's your financial situation?
Are you a paki?

ahh
reminds me of my third year when I opted for halls and I was in a dinky flat with 2 reclusive chinese blokes and a fat girl from yorkshire (who became my fwb for most of the year)

definitely helped me get a 1st

Google maps has recently added Quttinirpaaq National Park, one of the most remote places on Earth, which only about 25 people a year visit.

Post songs from concept albums

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Love em. Pakis? Not so keen

bit gay

I have no friends on FB other than my family :(