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*laughs in semaphore* edition

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big willies

the gf

i run this town

hate myself

impossible for someone taht beautiful to hate themself

watched 3 episodes of rick and morty and I just don't get it.
It's ok, watchable but nothing special I don't feel the need to watch any more

tee hee

back lads

posted mine last night. anyone remember?

#justlondonthings

Tea

Delusional fucks that can’t be arsed to put any effort into themselves complain about being virgins lmao.

>dude just get a haircut
was that lad from the last thread actually serious?

why is every cunt that dies prematurely or tragically an amazing person liked by everyone?

post more girls that do this

Willies, willies

Who is Magner Carter, lads?

BIG TUNE, a tour de force

youtube.com/watch?v=YkNY_Pkzd7g

big wanky poo

What's to stop me walking off with the food that's displayed outside?

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actual smol brane moron

Jay Z

a yank first lady i think

lol ofc not just low effort bait

some young one topped herself a few weeks ago where I live and you want to see the absolute shite that was getting put on facebook about her. Pure fantasy written by people who didn't even know her

>people typing like a retard

Christ, is talking like one not enough for these so-called "people"

Fuck off mate, diversity is our greatest strength and London is OPEN

rose tinted lenses
aso faux pas to shit on the dead, unless they were p(a)edos or some shit

youtube.com/watch?v=LIedNTwiwLc

one night in bangok

you wouldn't dare

Same show and fanbase as The Big Bang Theory. Shame though since I absolutely loved Community but that's probably because it was under advertised when it was airing.

The basketball player Yao Ming was bred by the Chinese govt

>Yao had essentially been bred. Both his parents played basketball. His 6’2 mother, Fang Fengdi, perhaps the tallest woman in China, had been married to an even taller man. She had served as a Red Guard during the height of the Cultural Revolution and had been an ardent Maoist. She enthusiastically participated in the glorious plan of the local government to use her and her husband to produce a sports superstar. The Shanghai authorities who encouraged the match had gone back several generations to ensure that size was embedded in the bloodline. The result was Yao, a baby behemoth who just kept getting bigger.

SCOTTISH = SHITT SOCK

COICNIDENCE?

big hulking abdul with his scimitar lurking off screen

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might give them a ring

The one thing that worries me more than dying in an accident is some cunt I've purposefully blocked out of my life coming back and virtue signaling on the news how I was an amazing person or something like that to an extent while using whatever circumstance I died in to advertise some failing business they are running.

isnt that too many numbers for a phone number

>LMAO ITS MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT I WAS BORN LIKE THIS

Virgins are the new fat people, pathetic

IM A RICKLE PICKKKKKK

Need a chubby yank friend

something like a brain aneurysm is my biggest fear tbqh

reckon its more a subconscious attempt to comfort the families more than make a point about the individual in question

no m8

can't think of a good opener to this romanian qt on tinder

i don't think a joke would work because she doesn't seem the type that would get it

What breed is your dog?

Would be hitting the lotto for me

Hot.

call her a gypsy

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george michael doc on channel 4 rn.
you can record it on the +1 channel if you want

Could easily have sex with any woman I want but I'm simply not interested
Simple as

Funny you mention that I thought I was having one last night and closed all my tabs so if I died my mum would not see what websites I was on (this one)

>tfw he died Last Christmas

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i'm unironically asexual and i'm not even a virgin

hold on, is this enough numbers?

wow

its fucking wind

they should make more of an effort to explain the story in the filename. I had to go to the article

ask her to show you her vampire teeth

last christmas his heart gave out

the very next day they gave it away

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Shut everything down

Ack! A dastardly JERRY!

i recommend not jumping off the cliff .. grin with a spin

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/oct/16/theresa-may-brexit-cant-be-done

vikings is great. not sure what i'll watch when it's finished. dont like game of thrones.

checking the quints

Have you watched The Last Kingdom is like Vikings but about Anglo-Saxons

>quints

this year, to save me from tears

might off myself

why do yank phone numbers have letters in them

>toil in 8 hours

do you think a female has ever had a girl wank to you lads?

>Bibliotekwissenschaft

love pints
hate welsh people
simple as

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fuck off

sister's admitted it

what a funny little wojak

oh okay. i'll watch that next. cheers bruce

ye probably right now

more fun

library science?

One told me she did but I'm not sure if she was telling the truth

what about the manic street preachers??!!??!!

Boring body

supposedly you quickly become disoriented, vomit etc
heard there's a decent chance it wouldn't be fatal so that's abated some of my fears at least
still quite worried

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no remind me again

Housemates want to go clubbing
I do not want to go clubbing
I am going to read a book and get comfy

Earlier, a man in his 30s was killed in a chainsaw accident as he tried to remove a fallen tree in Cahir, Co Tipperary

ours dont, but some people say the letter to replace the number

1-800-Fuck-You = whatever number F is, whatever U is, etc

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Authentic /deutsch/ gimmick

>Thanks Phil

felix

nerd

how can letters have numbers?