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Albortions are the niggers of Canada

Lightning desu

AusGODS

Cuck

what part of melbourne are you visiting whistler from?

fpbp

Alberta is the real "true north strong and free" that the anthem sings about

Stay mad beta provinces

>full of injuns, unemployment, economic shifts, poor people, cold weather, and the oilels
Nah

Good post neighbor

>t. soy boy who's never set foot in Alberta

How can we get more AusBULLS into the NHL

>ever entering that shithole

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>full of patriotism, guns, trucks, oil money, and white people
Yah

le 14% face

>oil money
>white people
HAHAHAHAHHAHA. Has very little of either friend

lmao you think you're in fucking texas or something? LMAO

>implying anything of that is good

bc is still like 90% white outside of hongcouver

We get called Canada's Texas for a reason desu

verifiably wrong

For me, it's Toronto

>70% whites
>oil economy constantly booming and busting while Bay Street (((financiers))) bleed you dry for every last cent

is having a lot of white people a good thing?

>nicknamed for a sunbelt state

Elite Post
>tfw capital of culture, finance, and industry that keeps the entire country afloat

I don't get it, why is Vegas doing so well?

Fleury is a great goalie, but there's not a single A-lister forward or defenseman (ie. someone who would make first two rounds on a top tier olympic team)

it just means poor shitskins dont think very highly of where you live.

When you live in a shithole its all you have to talk about

dumbass the better a place is the more likely immigrants are likely to move there

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>laffs

Relevant cities
>Vancouver = Calgary > Montreal > Toronto

Vaguely relevant cities
>Victoria = Quebec City > Edmonton > Halifax > Saskatoon > Mississauga = Hamilton > Regina > Winnipeg

Completely irrelevant cities
>Kelowna = Oakville > Burnaby = St. John's > Markham = Richmond > Abbotsford > Surrey

imagine the whole identity of Alberta literally being LARPing as Texans KEK

It's nice when you're white and don't want to live around foreigners

So this is the power of Albertan "banter"

yes which is why immigrants dont move to places like edmonton or winnipeg.

t. can't afford to live in based Toronto

We don't larp as Texas, we don't have mexicans here

>Calgary

GAY
ASS
HOCKEY

I spent a fair amount of time in Edmonton several years ago and there were plenty of Russians, gooks, etc

I'd watch that

I am the AusGOD poster

Fantastic post

opinions on Winnipeg

me too desu

What are our current vegas memes?

WANDEET

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Calgary versus Toronto, objective assessment:

Calgary benefits
>better work hours
>houses are vastly more affordable, bigger, and more recently built
>income is higher for most positions, and overall
>much cheaper to raise a young family
>fairly cohesive; unlike Toronto, isn't split into pseudo-city enclaves amongst ethnic lines (ex. scarberia, mississagallahakbar, richmond)

Toronto benefits
>actual nightlife downtown
>more restaurants to choose from
>more diversity of job openings
>easier to find a filipino nanny?
>you live in a BIG city that is MORE WELL-KNOWN globally, and this somehow makes your life BETTER

>Full of Injuns and poverty.
>Literally everything closes at 10pm
>High crime
Not too great. Preferred my time in Saskatoon and that;s saying something

Unironically only been to Toronto in Canada so far

>being this retarded
>including all those suburbs as part of toronto
>better hours?
>higher income?
Opinion discarded

I considered the GTA overall because it functions as a single ecosystem. Most people who say they're from "Toronto" are from one of the suburbs, anyways.

If you compare Toronto proper, its certainly better, but you don't get to compare only the elite parts of Toronto while refusing to take credit for the rest of it.

Enjoy your gang violence.

Business idea: Canadian superpower by 2030

Annexation 2025 confirmed

literally everyone on Niedermeyer's teams was a Niedermyer babby, you contrarian isolated french fries motherfuck

do you mean the city or the Jets?

I like the Jets. Scheiffele and Wheeler and Bifugly and Laine

I don't know shit about Hockey

soon

From someone who's lived in both cities, this is a fair assessment

Seattle S

>enjoy your gang violence
>calgary has a higher homicide rate than toronto
What did he mean by this?
nationalpost.com/news/canada/these-are-the-canadian-cities-with-the-highest-homicide-rates-for-2016

Seattle Esattel's

Columbus needs to make a trade

Byfuglien + 5th for Jones I think is a fair deal

we don't need byfuglin

You get a more offensive dman in this deal. Literally make sense for everyone as we don't need big Buf anymore

FIX MY TEAM!!!

Yes, trading your 23 year old defenceman for a 32 year old defenceman makes perfect sense.

>columbus needs more offence
>offer them a more offensive dman
>retard says this makes no sense

You're fucking retarded. You don't sacrifice 10+ years of Seth Jones for 2 years of fat fuck.

>rags

Lol

>South Africa

Now that’s a suprise

the true pnw is gonna shock the nhl with our large salmon dicks

Buff>Jones
Plus we are throwing in a 5th or even a 3rd round choice
Both teams are Cup contenders and these fill needs in these teams so that they can win it all this year

Not even gonna dignify that. Idiotic.

t. delusional laff cuck or oilel fan

Canada has low murder rates nationwide

Your link says Calgary has 2.2 murders per 100,000 residents. That isn't high. For comparison, Indianapolis is at 17.1. Columbus Ohio has a homicide rate of 9.1.

Don't pretend Calgary is a murderous gangland because it's not

Don't imply Toronto is then either like whoever wrote did with >enjoy your gang violence

The only violent gangs in Canada are rabid Canucks fans desu

>Canada
>gangs

>dude
>vegas
>WTF?

What did they mean by this

It was a shit week for us, plz dont bully. At least we're still doing better than Edmonton and Vancouver...

F.am

c'mon oilers, need you to win tomorrow!
harvesting some meme magic here

>yotes might finish with less than 20 wins this season

>mfw it's not a photoshop

It's like that with all teams in the pacific division. Google doesn't know it's hockey

DELETE THIS

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Will anime be able to stop them tomorrow/today?

80663811
This guys is literally why Canada has only two playoffs spots right now and why the Canadian wjc team sucks
Anyways why the fuck would the jackets need more defenseman, they need a god damn center or a fucking right winger, everyone is injured right now for them so they need to get someone offensive

>breaking up the best defensive pairing in hockey for a dude who can barely skate at the age of 32

Phenomenal post

It's hard to say, they are the 2 best in the west. I'd guess Vegas is going to win because they have the home ice advantage.

I hope the knights play Subban so we can watch Subban vs Subban

jets are elite btw

no

OPEN UP YOUR EYES