What does Sup Forums use to legally defend his home when w firearm isn't an option?
I just bought pic related for some sense of security in my new apartment. In Louisiana it seems I'm pretty safe legally if I use this thing if forced to defend myself from an intruder.
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I have to buy something like that... Took a conceal carry class this week and learned if someone is stealing shit from my car and yard... I can't shoot or confront them with a gun.
Right now, I have a nailbat, an Axe, and a Sledge hammer, and a Baton.
I guess I would use Baton first and have my conceal handgun strapped, in case it escalated to threaten my life.
A firearm, because I'm not a degenerate scumbag numale
tactical spoon
spear is the best
cold steel boar spear will do
Another firearm.
I refuse to live in a Demoshit state that gives more rights to criminals than citizens, and neither should you.
claymores. only correct answer.
Don't have a pic, but it's a small crowbar, it only needs one hand, so I can also use something else, i.e. knife, glass mugs, aluminum baseball bat, moms sewing needles
I keep a sharpened crowbar by my bed.
Why not go at him like a feral dog?
If you have set of keys stick them in your hand and make em count
I have a baseball bat in my car. Lawyer friend said to put a glove and ball in as well. Easier to prove I didn't intend to use the bat as a weapon by keeping it my car with other sports equipment.
It's pretty much this, it's only like 1 ft long and weights like 5lbs, but it's solid metal
>home defense
>when firearms aren't an option
Get new options. Make firearms an option.
Shitttt forgot pic
I use peaceful words to tell them to calmly walk away
When a firearm isn't an option?
Pic related. Don't have to be close, and disables anyone with a direct hit so long as they aren't wearing real baggy clothing or something thick.
If i can't take them down from a distance, a nail bat. Either guaranteed death with a hit against the head or bleeding out by the time cops get there.
If that fails, machette. after that, concealed knife.
>tfw i purposefully have a long puddle in the yard to tase someone in if they come on the property
Modern life in the city is full of hidden dangers.
An assault knife. Banned in 18 european nations and Turkey.
(It's just a black switchblade.)
Get a tire club you dingus.
Buck 110
Why don't you get a pup
you are in Louisiana. why is a firearm not an option? unless you are a felon, that is.....
I have a couple of knives. The ones I have are sharp as hell, not to mention they can be thrown if I need to.
You might find that a bit unwieldy in the small confines of an apartment.
A field hockey stick cut like so and wrapped at the end would serve better. Also you don't want your wood bat to miss a swing, hit the door-frame once and fucking shatter at the handle.
Even an oldschool aluminium softball bat would be way better.
It's good to see some "improvise adapt and overcome" mentality. Personally I'd use a haunch of meat like a frozen lamb leg, can thaw it and eat the evidence.
Forgot pic
Not him, but I did my time and I paid my debt to society. I need to defend my home too.
>What does Sup Forums use to legally defend his home when his firearm isn't an option?
Another firearm.
Youll never get any poon if you dont bin that spoon!!!
>not using a katana
Have you ever touched frozen food for longer than 5 seconds? Your fingers get really fucking cold and it hurts. Just get a steel pipe, cut it to size and put it under your bed.
Do you guys not have at least one gun for every level of your home?
>Live in Louisiana
>Wants to defend himself
>Guns aren't an option
You're either a felon or an idiot.
>throwing a knife
This isn't the circus or a Korean imagebook, if you throw a knife at your intruder guess what? If he wasn't armed before he is now! Better to get in close with a knife than attempt to throw it and only disarm yourself if you miss.
What, are you some kind of fagot?
>Sledge hammer
Slow the fuck down Thor, it will be awkward to explain to a jury why they are looking at a photo of an exploded head.
New York or California?
See
Is obeying an arbitrary law more important than your life?
>Not killing your worst enemy with an axe
George Washington might be rolling in his grave
My wife! The bitch is crazy
Faggot you can kill someone if they enter your home illegally in LA
Why not just rip his arm off and beat him to death with it! That way when the cops come theyll rule it as a suicide
I have a battleaxe and a short sword that my parents bought me back when I was 12 or so. They're pieces of shit that were made in Pakistan, but they would fuck someone up if I hit them with it.
If you are good with throwing a knife, you can get the vital parts(brain, neck, heart, etc.) thus taking down the intruder.
>implying you would land anything worse than a glancing blow before being stabbed to death
That's a shaleighleigh yee be describin' mick.
But seriously it's a great weapon for self defense, easy to manipulate and will knock someone out without much effort.
I have 1 gun per room, 3 in the livingroom and 5 in my bedroom, is that not normal??
Who gives a shit about evidence? He's a home invader, no jury alive will convict you.
A hatchet to the face will get them niggers
NY here
I keep a hammer next to my bed and a baseball bat in the closet.
You can't have to many!
My dad has one of those. The tip is hard as fuck.
Insulate the handle of the frozen lamb leg with insulation tape. I'm sure a frozen, dense leg of lamb to the cranium is more effective than a hollow steel pipe that will probably bend.
I got lighters and snapple bottle molotovs all over the house. Front hall, by the bed, like half a dozen in each of the washrooms.
And a pick axe for if I feel pity on my victim.
> In Louisiana it seems I'm pretty safe legally
You guys don't have Castle Doctrine in Louisiana?
>hitting vital organs
>on a moving target
>in the dark
>coming right at you
Nigger there is a reason cops are taught to shoot center of mass and empty the clip, even with a gun it's hard as fuck to hit a vital point if you're aiming for it. And you think it's any easier throwing a knife? With amateur training? You're watching too much anime, all you would do in that situation is alert the intruder to where you are, disarm yourself, and worst case you have now armed a previously unarmed robber.
Can one of these be used in self defense like that one scene in Casino, where they shocked a cheater?
Two reasons:
A) money's tight so I'm not affording a firearm very soon
2. I'm really concerned about being responsible and don't want to own a gun before I do some training on how to operate it properly and make sure I learn the laws so I don't end up getting myself in trouble.
I absolutely intend on owning one eventually.
>thinks lighting a man on fire will not earn him at least a little bit of jail time, even if it is home defense
You going to mildly irritate the intruder into submission?
I have a firearm, but my machete is my second choice. I love it.
shotgun
and one claymore full of yummy candy
I use my firearm which is always an option.
>isables anyone with a direct hit so long as they aren't wearing real baggy clothing or something thick.
why have it when it wont work on feral nigger monkeys?
I have a shinken.
>not knowing how to make a firearms out of simple things you can buy at a hardware store
The center of gravity on those means it doesn't take much effort to knock someone out. Especially if the handle is flexible. My dad used to make some makeshift ones out of old useless large marbles and braided leather wrapped around some coiled vines we had growing in the back yard. They were great for getting rid of groundhogs.
>in the dark
>Not training yourself to see better in the dark
Come on man, its not that hard.
Hockey stick and sharpened moose antler
He lives in the UK. They don't have castle doctrine and if he attacks the criminal he will get in trouble and the home invader won't.
>not knowing how to make a firearm out of things you buy at the hardware store
>tfw poorfagging it
In the movie they say when they shocked someone they thought they had a heart attack. Then again, its a movie, albeit a good one. Can the voltage be turned up enough to stun into submission or are they harmless?
You're allowed to strike just once in the means that it's "self defence situations only" in the UK basically you're only allowed to attack a home invader if hes beat you to an inch of your life.
>those pvc nunchuks
>Not using a crowbar
IT's like you're asking for totalitarian Jew Breen to cuck your whole planet
Either
>never going outside during the day to keep your eyes from adjusting to the light
Or
>wearing an eyepatch all the time to keep one eye adjusted to the dark
Either way is degenerate. And you didn't say anything about them moving towards you, how are you going to get the guy in a vital organ if he handegg player charges you? (Head down, arms covering his head, slightly bent)
They look more like those long light bulb tubes
A stick and hot tea. Firearms aren't an option in Bongland unless you want the police to kick the shit out of you.
What on earth was the chain of events that led to such a ridiculous lack of consideration for normal people who don't want to be robbed, hurt, or killed by criminals?
Wife say you can't have a gat, huh? Bitch
Assault whistle
Yeah, they're PVC training chucks, just took the padding off
cps.gov.uk
According to this it sounds like you'd have to tie up the intruder and torture him to death to be criminally liable
Is it bullshit?
There's never enough.
OK thats fucking cool.
How young or stupid are you that you don't know what fluorescent lights are called?
Why are all you gunfags jumping down my throat? Insecure and homosexual.
I just wasn't raised with them because I'm not a hurr durr redneck deerhunting motherfucker.
So, while I'm researching and looking into being trained to use a gun, saving for a good one, etc., I obviously should keep something around.
Nah he's talking shit. Law states "reasonable force" is allowed in self defence. As long as you can get the court to side with you, you can get away with beating the shit out of an intruder as long as you don't turn them into a vegetable. Would love to be able to just shoot some cunt if they tried to rob me though.
i want to see you try to use these
You can probably tie someone to a chair but only if it was a non lethal sort of control over the invader, but to torture someone in your own home wouldn't go in the defendants favour. The jury would see you as fucked up if you decided to torture someone to death. Even if they raped your wife and children, British people are forever cucked. Police consider sticks to be weapons.
Those aren't the only fluorescent lights you mong, the CFL "ice cream cone" bulbs are flourescent, and there are flourescent bulbs that look like incandescents. The description I used was perfectly fine.
tactical spear m8
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>I have a small penis and need to compensate.
Why the fuck do you need to defend yourself?
Just call the police and let them deal with it.
I never knew I wanted that so badly
Well, it's not like i'm going to upload a video of me being an assberg.
Maybe one of these days
>Average police response time is 10 minutes
That's an eternity m8
its funny, you (the brits) used to keep the Irish unarmed, so they made shillelaghs...now you cuck yourselves and basically have the same option.
The autism levels are too damn high already with this weapon choice. You're gonna get raped by a 200 pound chimp