AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH Sup Forums BTFO ONCE AGAIN, CAN YOU FAGS BE RIGHT AT LEAST ONCE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH Sup Forums BTFO ONCE AGAIN, CAN YOU FAGS BE RIGHT AT LEAST ONCE

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He's doing a favor for a girl who is absolutely awful at her job.

>Danica Patrick
Yep, confirmed gay

POWER COUPLE. Danica is much qter than Munn

I bet she knows a lot of hot racecar drivers.

Definitely a man desu

Only dating her because she looks like a tranny

Why is he never dating an attractive female? Why he is he always dating someone whose career needs a boost by a headline in the media? Questions frog.

>my sister is trans and looks more like a woman than Danica

What is you doing, Aaron?

She is a lesbo though....

DELET DANICA IS A CUTE

>“Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick were spotted at Aaron’s favorite restaurant in Green Bay after Christmas,” Owens wrote. “An onlooker said that Danica and Aaron were all over each other, kissing and couldn’t seem to keep their hands off each other.”

He's trying too hard to look straight

How come Danica was single anyway?

she had broke up on dec 18 and her an aaron got together shortly after.

I guess they are madly in love and will soonbe having kids :)

would smash. Aaron is a lucky man.

that was like a decade ago

She is 35 now.

>You now remember that fappening picture with an exhaust up her cunt

What happened with Olivia?

sorry guys... OP here... i misheard...

he's actually dating Dan Patrick.

Lies.

>9000h_in_pain.jpg

she got to play psylocke in marvel so she doesn't need to fake her orgasms anymore)

Steakhouse on suicide watch.

same reason Aaron Rodgers is single, because she's a gay athlete in a sport with a predominantly conservative fanbase. Can you imagine a career for Danica Patrick that did not hinge on the premise that she was available to men?

He really, really likes stick shifts desu

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Wasn't he flirting with Erin Andrews during those post game interviews? What is he doing?

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>2 prominent gay athletes come to a mutually-beneficial business agreement

makes sense 2bh

That looks like a guy who really really likes dating women.

does she have a roast?

Oh, so Danica Patrick is a lesbian?
Makes sense.

Congrats to Aaron on dating well, but it's a shame about that front office & coaching staff.

>dating a dyke

This literally doesn't change my mind lmao

Might as well be dating Ellen

What a random couple. I guess she's from Wisconsin though. That makes it not completely random I guess

>Danica gets a beard(? What's the lesbian term)
>Rodgers gets a beard

It helps both parties instead of Aaron ruining some poor girls life having to cover up his flaming homosexuality.

wow

so straight

funny how rodgers only manages to date women who need PR boosts

The season is just now over and he's already got a new contract

I guess she really really likes men

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>goes from dating a beard to dating a chick that literally wishes she was a dude

didn't know you posted on Sup Forums aaron, shouldn't you be in rehab or something?

It's weird that he isn't at the game with his GF

You can tell how much he wishes danica were here

your "sister" doesn't pass. AT ALL

it's easier for asians to pass, though

Is he wearing a fucking Rick and Morty shirt?

that's randy from south park

Sup Forums btfo for at last the 1 millionth time

what?

youtube.com/watch?v=U7h93JxHHlc

Required viewing.

But seriously Rodgers is the dumbest cunt known to man for doing this.

women can't dri-

She got divorced just as she moved to NASCAR and immediately started banging one of the minor league drivers, so make of that what you will.

Unironically this

I believe it

What was Aaron thinking? Dana is on of the worst people to be near image wise and she is fucking shit at NASCAR.

I'm the first one to say that the virgins on Sup Forums have standards that are too high

but she really isn't that cute

>35 years old
>5'2
JUST

also when is rodgers going to have kids? or her? they are both getting old

obviously they are both just waiting for the right person :^)

oh wow so it's exactly like olivia munn

anyone remember the TGIF blowjobs? holy fuck I hope that was a joke

she had eggs frozen when she was younger

>munn then patrick
holy fuck does he only date the girls that were only relevant ten years ago and then only the ones that retards liked back then too

>mfw Danicka gets into a car accident and ends Aaron's career

She's retired

You should get your eyes checked. Immediately.

>10 seconds in

youtube.com/watch?v=yhpxrS50mRI

>IT'S 2014!

>Sloppy Steakhouse Seconds

Trying to "prove" he's not gay.

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>Puck fuck
kek

>that's what white people call an "ass"
i bet you call your 5 inches dick a "cock" too

>my sister is trans
>""sister""

HAHAHA!!! Thanks for the laugh user.

>dating the most masculine girl ever
Confirmed gay

she has a fucking tramp stamp

Well, what do you know about being white?

and it's possible to be cute without having just ONE body part perfect, you dumb 3rd world nigger.

He's dating Dan Patrick? Good for him. I think they make a cute couple.
>sipping coffee by the fireplace
>Wearing Green Bay jammies
>George Micheals "Careless Whispers" playing in the background (on Vinyl of course)
>Dan lazily rubbing A-Aron's one and only ring
>whispering "rings arent everything, sweetcakes"
>Godgers giggles and nuzzles back on him, grinding a bit closer
>settling in for another night of watching playoff Football from the comfort of home as always
>Dan the man slips on his Tom Brady sleeveless belly shirt, he knows what this does to Aaron
>hardcore, animalistic near-rapey primal anal sex ensues.
Another great night for Americas couple

>dat reflection

marry me

argentina is as white as spain

>"I've also been told that before her racing days, she...tried to get in with all the hockey players by sleeping with them"
>"Born in Beloit, Wisconsin, Patrick began karting at the age of eight"

good ol america

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mm dat toe

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Ah, this is why she can't win a race. She's too busy working out instead of learning how to drive better.