/dixie/ - Southern US and friends

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GODS WHAT A STUPID EDITION

>are you a cute girl with lots of money who will fly to meet me lol
sorry no I am a boy with a gf

Better edition

so why are you virgin

very pretty

reminds me of vienna a bit

why are you a virgin then are you stupid, is it an internet gf

Peach?

I know a girl on snapchat who will send nudes for 50 bucks

no she is irl gf. she wants a reason to wear white to her wedding

START THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF

sounds like something a californian would do

HAM?!

time to start drinking boys

>no she is irl gf. she wants a reason to wear white to her wedding
is she a virgin?

im a believer in morals and all that but sounds like there's some shit wrong here, women should be aroused by you if they like you

you can find countless nude women for free on the internet

CUTE

>is she a virgin?
yes
>women should be aroused by you if they like you
she is goof. it has actually been difficult to stop ourselves. although this weekend for the first time we did some hand stuff which was pretty great. part of it is religious stuff, plus she went to a private christian school from preschool through highschool with zero sex ed of any kind. based on some things she said this weekend I don't think she has ever even masturbated

i like that aminal

she serenades you with virgin lies
chad fisted her asshole and she nearly died

no trust me. it was tight

beautiful, I'm an Ovid fan myself

that's just gross

i'm leaving this thread your happy relationship is disgusting me

There are at least 3 people in healthy relationships in this general you turd

Fuck, I can't imagine that. I started jacking off when I was 11.

I miss my virgin gf
she messaged me today and I blew her off

why do you have to exist and remind me of what i don't have?

I'm sorry don't go. you are the one who asked
we've been dating 10 months now barney!
you, me, who else?
I remember last year you talking about a cute boy in your class
yeah it's weird. she is really nice and she cares about me. i want to cuddle her rn

>yeah it's weird. she is really nice and she cares about me. i want to cuddle her rn

im off to wizardchan

wanna bully this brit 2bh

>tfw no handsome southern gentleman bf
also fuck you guys for having like 3 active threads

come on new friend, relax

One old one, two new threads people made at almost the same time. This one seems to be more active, though.

>falling for the gf meme

would love a harem desu

alright off to the gym i wish you all well

>new roomate has 2nd day of first job tomorrow at 6am
>his light is on
better go make him go to bed
my autistic(he was tested but they came back negative but idk) moved in with me last friday (300 miles) from where we are from because he didn't want to live where we are from and he knows no one anywhere else but me

South Dakota

>cute boy in your class
he's my bf now

I know a guy who went to uni in Canberra

your autistic what?
feel bad for him 2bh

i meant to say my autistic friend from highschool

>sourgrapes.jpg

>I know a guy who went to uni in Canberra
send me pics of his bum

>he's my bf now
yes that's what i was saying. it's very nice
i remember posting that I was going on a walk with a girl last year and she is my gf now

yes. He went to a different university(one right near our town) for a year but didn't really make any friends and decided not to go back this year. I was going to go to that school with him but I realized it was a bunch of hippies so I didn't. I felt bad leaving him there, I was afraid he would khs or something. he's a sad kid. poor guy. but he's here now and I'm going to make sure he's ok and help him figure out his life

Is he working retail? How's your daily life with an autistic roommate?

he just got a job at the grocery store deli making sushi. I mean he officially isn't autistic (he was tested) he is just bad with people and really likes legos and is a goofus

that's gay tho

Why does this beautiful city have to be a WAR ZONE

He seems like an ok dude, being a little slow isn't that bad. He'll just need some help and you're here to give him.

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yes, I have had him hangout with my drumline friends a couple times and the seem to like him a lot which is really nice. he plays the sax and also really likes weird instruments like his melodica and these guys thought it was really cool and he was so excited because back home our friends got mad at him whenever he played it.
also his parents just got a divorce and he found out he was a test tube baby
I just want to help him yeah, he's a good guy. same taste in tv shows as me

here friend

>our friends got mad at him whenever he played it.
fuckin cunts
I'd hang out with him

is it really that bad? is it worst than chicago?

again

I woke up and can’t fall back to sleep ;___;

*tucks in
*puts cat on bed*

yeah i mean he is a good guy. he had a gf sophomore year but she broke his heart and she was also super annoying and she also told me the kissed only like once and he was really bad. really a bitchy thing to tell his friend

>divorce
>test tube baby
Dude had a rough start in life, feelsbad.

yeah hope he realizes he dodged a bullet with that one. she sounds crazy

It's not good

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_crime_rate

and?

idk, just thought you should know

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yeah massive bitch and she told him she never even liked him. fuck her. she also was obsessed with writing gay porn stories and based a character off me which is not ok.
yeah. poor guy

what's your favorite movie lads

have another bear

I showed it to my gf last year and she loved it so much. she sung along to every song. she knew every single song. it was so cute

Someday I will visit Texas and try some of the food.

SOMEONE please discuss my movie thanks

That's probably the french genes fucking up once again.
The Thing by John Carpenter.

I like your movie. There.

Someday I will visit Sweden and try some maxx burger

Altaner is a swedish word wtf.

The first thing that came to mind was The Big Lebowski. Then I thought of many other movies I really like, but that one came first.

They're very good, god bless.

>I've been in this position before at the Battle of Marengo. I lost the battle at five o'clock, but I won it back again at seven!

>Do I fight alone? Are you French? Fight with me! Are you the Guard?

jag trodde änglarna fanns

I never watch the movie but I heard the songs so much because my relatives kept playing them, I think I'll need some time to forget to watch it properly.

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give it a try. love the look of that era south

Maybe in a year ot two.

> one of the characters is based on me
I would like to read this eroge

Det gör dom också.

I really liked the Hobbit trilogy.

well what is your favorite movie?

I really wanted to like it because I'm a huge lotr nerd but I couldn't. the first one was ok, the second one was saved by smaug and the third one I don't even remember what happened in it

Canteen dolma is disguisting

Did you read the books ? I've heard the movies are not really loyal to the original.
I really liked the second movie for the encounter with Smaug

I ordered the whole Tolkein bookset and gonna read it soon
the lord of the rings did one huge book per movie
the hobbit did three movies on one short book so that's why there is so much filler and pointless scenes

I posted it earlier, it's The Thing by Carpenter.

I haven't seen it. is it scary?

I'm like Ali, better yet Joe Lewis
I will push my hands through you, I don't need bullets

bit fucking gay lad

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i remember reading lotr for the first time. 3rd or 4th grade. or i think I started in 3rd but finished in 4th? great books.
have you read children of hurin by tolkien? its in the bookset yes?

never read the hobbit though

the one I ordered has the hobbit, lotr and the silmarillion

Americans, why are you all wake

nice. have you read them before?

I just told clack and he said i should seek help so how about we just forget about it k?

huh? are you guys in a discord or something

read lotr in hebrew in like 4th grade

yes
he went to bed though
i almost learned hebrew years ago. my old pastor wanted to teach me