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>computer, initiate terrible star trek thread on 21st century image board
>increase shit posting by 400 per cent
>increase autism levels by factor 1 point 337
>disengage safety protocols

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Reminder that there is nothing wrong with Sub Rosa

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you did not dislike what I disliked and therefore you are wrong

For me, its Farscape

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Reminder that Sub Rosa is worse than any Wesley episode.

Can they save Discovery?

Is this the trek thread? I need help.

I have decided to watch the trek movies. I mean all of them. When do they start to get good? So far I've watched:

>1, terrible boring movie.unbelievably outdated. 1/10
>2, I liked it. Khan was really nice. 7/10
>3, feels like a step back. Kill Spock only to bring him back. 5/10

Should I skip everything but the whales movie and go directly to the new movies?

How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.

>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

The Final Frontier was a really cool movie

Looks like this will be the end for your trek through the stars thread

>His lidl thread yesterday got 10 replies so he's back to try again

commander, tell me about your sexual organs

>Computer, using my activity logs from the past 6 months as a base, run 50,000 simulations and calculate my probability of engaging in sexual intercourse with a willing female in the next five years.
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>Infinitesimal

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

He did go off the edge in the end.

>tfw you will never drink Kanar with Damar

Apart from fucking that ugly bitch

THE JewJew TREK MOVIES WEREN'T THAT BAD!!!

I actually liked them

Just bought the Voyager box sets. Just breezed over the synopsis. This is going to be the best $220 I've ever spent.

>Dat Maquis and Federation tension
>Dat diverse cast of rookies, non-Starfleet members, holograms, Borg and new aliens
>Dat feeling of isolation and desperation of a crew of lost travelers
>Dat potential for character development and varying relationships among the crew
>Dat development on the Borg that is likely to ensue

This is going to be the best ride through a piece of science-fiction ever. I can't fucking wait!

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>This is going to be the best ride through a piece of science-fiction ever

Friendly reminder that Anjohl Tennan did nothing wrong.

Why didn't Q just create an exact replica clone of Picard and go on adventures with him instead?

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How do you know he didn't?

>implying there isn't a dimension where that's already happened

He cucked Picard and took his waifu instead

CARDASSIANED

but Picard real waifu only existed inside his head

You will never tittyfuck prime Troi as part of your counseling session.

Somebody post the webm

damn...Ocampas really don't age well

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JUST

white women everybody

Hourly reminder that this and Nemesis_______ are good Star Trek movies.

>Lien

who was the hottest star trek girl and why is the only acceptable answer kira nerys, or, as i've come to call her, 'the diana scully of star trek'

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stop insulting scully

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The early scenes on the planet of peace are good
Apart from the embarrassing fan dance scene, the raid scene is good
The ending with the bird of prey is good

Everything else sucks.

pleb

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but she's more mulder than scully
>I bet the prophets are behind this

>forgetting the best parts at Yosemite

Is this the real OTP?

>likes a man in drag
>calls other plebs

even Odo looked more feminine

maybe you're gay, nothing wrong with that

major nerys isn't judging you

ezri x evil ezri is best

They were really cringey

>I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
>Catching a falling Kirk by the ankle at terminal velocity
>Goodnight Spock-boy, Goodnight Bonesy-lu
>The awful singalong

Letting Shatner write and direct was a mistake

>omg star trek is serious business!

Can't you discuss this like an adult for once?

Remove Spock's jokes and get a competent director who can get a good performance out of the trio and you might have got something touching, but it was just comical nonsense which removed the heart the ending should have had.

ywn never lick prime Troi's wispy mustache

I'll discuss it like an adult when in the presence of other adults

I disagree.
Go row your boat m8.
It wasn't any more cringey than any given ending of TOS episode.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Camp fire scene is the most comfy scene of the entire movie franchise.

>Letting Shatner write and direct was a mistake

True and funniest thing is that the actor he got worst out of as director was himself, but bill deserved his ego trip.

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For me, its Farscape.

Eww

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Is it worth investing a pure week of my life into a TV show?

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Try years

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If the show is good.

I want to get into star trek but have no idea where to begin as I hear conflicting things about the original series and especially season one of next gen

Spell it out for me anons

>mfw brent spiner had to suffer for his role
>picard just had to act bald

Have you ever seen anyone with exactly the same taste as you?

Watch every episode of the named series and make up your own mind as to whether you ever want to watch them again.

The best film is Into Darkness and the best series is Voyager.

>had to suffer
??

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Is it bad that I find TNG seasons 1 and 2 bearable?

10/10 episode.

no
Hating them is a meme.

gay=gay=gay

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>Computer, simulate counselor Troi and increase her abdominal elasticity by 1,000,000%
>insert a photon torpedo into her anus on a 5 second timer
>safety protocols off

>3 Sexual Offenders found in your neighborhood

neelix is like wesley crusher but 100x worse.

i hate neelix with such a passion, no words could ever be enough to describe my intense burning hatred for this shitfaced son of a bitch whateverthefuckheis.

i heard that it is literally one single person who makes this post in each thread. i commend you, sexual organs poster, you're always there for us.

Nebula class is the most aesthetic hull

that's an insult to scully. dax was best girl.

dax isn't a girl

Looks like something a homosexual would drive.

Can someone give me the whole enchilada on them?

It looks cool, like an updated Miranda class

Only if they are able to completely harness the power of Riker's beard.

The Neelix character was terrible in the series. In Star Trek Online, though, he delivers one of the best performances in the game, and is far less annoying.

No, really. It looks like a man on his hands and knees with something shooting bullets on his butt.

Ferengi are space jews, prove me wrong.


Also, why does the Federation let anyone it has treaties with break said treaties all the time?

That's like, totally gay dude. wtf?

Ferengi are space Yankee traders, actually.

What's some non-Star Trek related personal information you fellow Star Trek fans would like to share with one another?

Me? I just gave birth to a healthy baby boy whose name is Raymond.

last week I found out my dad died and I still haven't processed it

AKOOCHEEMAYA user

*leaves thread*

My birthday is on sunday.

I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP!

Good. Sanctuary districts and World War III are the only way to make Star Trek real again.